The Return of the Pink Ranter

[SAT 9,609]

Not only are you the wisest man in the history of VJ. But you're also very well spoken for an injun

Edited January 2, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[SAT 9,609]

I think I wanna be a Con Ed electrician.

These guys are not any electricians....

They are the super-duper shock proof, splice a 40,000V live cable in a foot of water in a manhole in 0 degrees electricians....

[The Mean Lady 604]

You are truly the wisest man in the history of VJ....

I thought you said he was a great guy?

how was your trip, young Marklar?

I dare you to try and find where I would have ever said that.

Trip was boring, mostly.

Nothing fancy pants. Nothing horrible.

Nice seeing the family.

Perfect amount of time with them IMO.

I coulda used another day w/the MIL, but no way was I coming back on NYE

[SAT 9,609]

I dare you to try and find where I would have ever said that.

Trip was boring, mostly.

Nothing fancy pants. Nothing horrible.

Nice seeing the family.

Perfect amount of time with them IMO.

I coulda used another day w/the MIL, but no way was I coming back on NYE

I vaguely remember you saying that he was helping you fix your car, something to that tune....

[The Mean Lady 604]

I vaguely remember you saying that he was helping you fix your car, something to that tune....

My step dad couldn't fix a hot wheels car.

My DAD fixes cars.

My STEP-DAD fixes nothing.

In fact he does the opposite.

He destroys everything he touches including relationships.

Because he is insanely patriotic, religious, and stupid.

[Vanitas 310]

Back from spending New Year's with my friends in Gloucester.. damned storms causing landslides and blocking railway lines, though. >.>

[Caryh 5,206]

Changing my mind. I like my cushy office job with occasional crawl around a machine in the shop job.

I once had a gf who's father was a lineman. He got cooked working on a line, and that was the end of him.

These guys are not any electricians....

They are the super-duper shock proof, splice a 40,000V live cable in a foot of water in a manhole in 0 degrees electricians....

[The Mean Lady 604]

And impressionable to an extent, I should add.

IE: He believes the stupid stuff, and the stuff he should believe, he refuses to accept.

[oohpartiv 484]

Mrs. T-B. rarely burns stuff now that she has her fancy KitchenAid glass cooktop.

Hubby and siblings used to fight over the burnt layer of rice at the bottom of the pan, but blech. It was their favorite thing, and they used to insist I have it until they realized I hate it.

Who needs this, huh man? Guayaquil's weather would be more palatable.

I'm starting to miss Ecu weather with all this cold!

Did you get lucky, and not find a Ecu lass with a rice fetish? OMG ! Score !

Hubby likes rice, but does just fine without it. My BILs, on the other hand, act like they'll shrivel up and die, God forbid a day go by in which they don't eat it.

There are those two aspects to relocating: the initial shock, and the aftershock, quake man.

Sooo true. Though, I have to say, getting used to living back in the USA has been harder, if only because nothing is new or interesting.

Did Señor Part Cuatro throw coins off the front doorstep at midnight, eat 12 grapes, etc.?

Unfortunately we didn't have any grapes, and he'd forgotten to buy yellow underwear. He was also quite miffed to realize we don't have a large sit down meal at midnight.

Oh god i want my own home so bad.

I'm going to go crazy.

Cannot take my step-dad any longer.

I am ashamed at myself for finding it so hilarious when people on here complained about living with parents/in laws.

I see it. I SEE IT.

ITS AWFUL!

It's a terrible existence I wouldn't wish upon anyone.

[SAT 9,609]

My step dad couldn't fix a hot wheels car.

My DAD fixes cars.

My STEP-DAD fixes nothing.

In fact he does the opposite.

He destroys everything he touches including relationships.

Because he is insanely patriotic, religious, and stupid.

Oh lol

[Caryh 5,206]

Unfortunately we didn't have any grapes, and he'd forgotten to buy yellow underwear. He was also quite miffed to realize we don't have a large sit down meal at midnight.

Yellow underwear is a new one on me, he couldn't make his own?

Here's our Midnight New Years Feast. BTW the corn bread muffins are the first bake goods my wife has ever made. She made this entire meal by herself, except the rice which is in the cooker yet in the back ground. She's delegated rice cooking to me.

[SAT 9,609]

Changing my mind. I like my cushy office job with occasional crawl around a machine in the shop job.

I once had a gf who's father was a lineman. He got cooked working on a line, and that was the end of him.

For a job that requires only a high school diploma, and many years of experience. This job has gotta be tops tho......

[SAT 9,609]

Back from spending New Year's with my friends in Gloucester.. damned storms causing landslides and blocking railway lines, though. >.>

Is that where the first case of gloucoma was recorded?

Yellow underwear is a new one on me, he couldn't make his own?

Here's our Midnight New Years Feast. BTW the corn bread muffins are the first bake goods my wife has ever made. She made this entire meal by herself, except the rice which is in the cooker yet in the back ground. She's delegated rice cooking to me.

Wow man. Not bad......and the food looks ok.....

(I hope you knew you were gonna get that response) lmao

[SAT 9,609]

Ah #######.....as much as I'd like to stay home in the storm. I should go in......leadership by example....?

Or I can tell them....

My car broke down

Child care issues

I got the runs

Dog ate pay checks

Flat tire

Daughters graduation, for the 9th time

Stuck on that ship in the South Pole......

[Caryh 5,206]

Is that where the first case of gloucoma was recorded?

Wow man. Not bad......and the food looks ok.....

(I hope you knew you were gonna get that response) lmao

Of course I knew that, I could have put up a picture of just the food.