NASA Finds Message From God on Mars

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I know. I'm just wondering if he will know the difference. Can men really detect this?

[Janelle2002 3,865]

You can't possibly be this dumb.

I am. I think it's a legit question. Since I am not the one sticking a ####### in someone I don't know if the feeling changes or not, that's why I am asking the question to guys with penises.

I remember when I had to explain to my wife what a taint was.

Yuck! And I googled that!!!!

I know. I'm just wondering if he will know the difference. Can men really detect this?

Thank you for your honest response.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Guys with penises? Oh....

/slinks away

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Guys with penises? Oh....

/slinks away

So evil.

[Novembro 1,763]

Taints are hot.

[GandD 5,966]

Especially the shorn ones.

[Novembro 1,763]

Be still my beating heart.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

####### HIGH FIVE!

It's not gay when it's a high five.

Ummm, that would be a high ONE.

Unless you're referring to the length...

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

I know. I'm just wondering if he will know the difference. Can men really detect this?

Unless you were a virgin when you met him, or using a landscaping timber, no. And even then, it would be tough to tell (about the virgin part, that is). The residual hole and splinters would give you away on the timber part.

But seriously... no. The ####### is an amazing elastic thing. Even having a baby pass thru the portal doesn't alter it a whole lot (at least the first one, unless it's over 9 lbs), particularly if you do some kegels (which your man will thank you for, child or no). And I trust you'd buy a vibrator several magnitudes smaller than a baby's shoulders...

Edited November 27, 2013 by DavenRoxy

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Especially the shorn ones.

Plucked is even better...

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

I remember when I had to explain to my wife what a taint was.

and this year's husband of the year award goes to........

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Unless you were a virgin when you met him, or using a landscaping timber, no. And even then, it would be tough to tell (about the virgin part, that is). The residual hole and splinters would give you away on the timber part.

But seriously... no. The ####### is an amazing elastic thing. Even having a baby pass thru the portal doesn't alter it a whole lot (at least the first one, unless it's over 9 lbs), particularly if you do some kegels (which your man will thank you for, child or no). And I trust you'd buy a vibrator several magnitudes smaller than a baby's shoulders...

hahahahahaahahaha several magnitude's smaller than a baby's shoulder. That's hilarious.

Thanks for the convo. They are just curious questions I have never thought to ask before. As long he wont know the difference, I am good to go. hehehehehe

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

hahahahahaahahaha several magnitude's smaller than a baby's shoulder. That's hilarious.

Thanks for the convo. They are just curious questions I have never thought to ask before. As long he wont know the difference, I am good to go. hehehehehe

My pleasure, Ma'am. When do you expect to complete the VJ process and have your hubby arrive?

[Janelle2002 3,865]

My pleasure, Ma'am. When do you expect to complete the VJ process and have your hubby arrive?

I have no idea. We are in admin processing since June 4th, his interview date. So hopefully soon.

He will need a new medical and police cert soon.