NASA Finds Message From God on Mars

[Janelle2002 3,865]

It was just in general. Someone asked what she should do while she waited for her K-1 visa to arrive because she was so bored. Another someone suggested a vibrator. Cultural stereotypes about ladybits from different parts of the globe were mentioned. Pornographic comparison pictures of said ladybits were posted. Hilarity ensued.

Hahaha that's hilarious. My husband says I can't get one. I think it's because he is afraid he won't know if I have cheated on him or not. Hehehe

But a small one won't hurt, right? I don think he will know the difference. What do you think?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hahaha that's hilarious. My husband says I can't get one. I think it's because he is afraid he won't know if I have cheated on him or not. Hehehe

But a small one won't hurt, right? I don think he will know the difference. What do you think?

A small one will only hurt if you use it incorrectly.

[Janelle2002 3,865]

A small one will only hurt if you use it incorrectly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny. Hmmmmmm

[Penny Lane 8,159]

This thread went to fun places.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

This thread went to fun places.

We're getting in a festive mood.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

What?

What was the suggested brand?

Sybian. Hands down...

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Sybian. Hands down...

Hahahaha hahahahaha that surely looks interesting. And it was made by a guy.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Hahaha that's hilarious. My husband says I can't get one. I think it's because he is afraid he won't know if I have cheated on him or not. Hehehe

But a small one won't hurt, right? I don think he will know the difference. What do you think?

Unless he agrees to keep his hands off the hot dog, he doesn't have the right to deny your personal time with the lady bits. He11, if I were him, I'd buy you one to keep you happy so you'd be less likely to stray.

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Unless he agrees to keep his hands off the hot dog, he doesn't have the right to deny your personal time with the lady bits. He11, if I were him, I'd buy you one to keep you happy so you'd be less likely to stray.

Uhhhhhh my husband is Sri Lankan. What applies for men does not apply to women. Of course he uses the hand. And wants me to pose in front of the camera for him.

Then he gives me this argument that the porn industry puts diseases on dildos and things to make money for the medical companies. Hahaha that was a far reach, but you get his thinking now I am sure.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Uhhhhhh my husband is Sri Lankan. What applies for men does not apply to women. Of course he uses the hand. And wants me to pose in front of the camera for him.

Then he gives me this argument that the porn industry puts diseases on dildos and things to make money for the medical companies. Hahaha that was a far reach, but you get his thinking now I am sure.

Wow. It's really amazing how different cultures believe things. That's truly wack.

But I know of similar stories.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Hahaha that's hilarious. My husband says I can't get one. I think it's because he is afraid he won't know if I have cheated on him or not. Hehehe

But a small one won't hurt, right? I don think he will know the difference. What do you think?

Google Rabbit and Adult toy

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Google Rabbit and Adult toy

I know. I'm just wondering if he will know the difference. Can men really detect this?

Wow. It's really amazing how different cultures believe things. That's truly wack.

But I know of similar stories.

Yea, culturally differences are tough. It's easy being a man. Hehe

[mota bhai 2,675]

I know. I'm just wondering if he will know the difference. Can men really detect this?

You can't possibly be this dumb.

Edited November 27, 2013 by mota bhai

[GandD 5,966]

I remember when I had to explain to my wife what a taint was.

[Novembro 1,763]

Good point. You must have a #######

####### HIGH FIVE!

It's not gay when it's a high five.