Divorce Statistics by Religion

[Penny Lane 8,159]

That's why you're a bad woman.

Not bad, just CABA. My man makes ME sandwiches.

[GandD 5,966]

Not bad, just CABA.

Now we're just splitting hairs.

[Teddy B 17,252]

See, Charles has a good woman.

AND I'll take a sandwich without Cheetos dust all over it thank you!

Rumor has it that men married to CABA chicks will soon qualify for protection under the VAWA.

[GandD 5,966]

Rumor has it that men married to CABA chicks will soon qualify for protection under the VAWA.

THANKS OBAMA!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

THANKS OBAMA!

Soon every red-blooded American male will be compelled to have a CABA chick as a wife. Starter wives are okay, and then you can progress to the more rarefied specimens outside the CABAsphere, but you need to put in at least 5 years getting coated in Cheeto dust. Then you can move on to getting bacon sandwiches cooked for you in the nude, because cooking bacon in the nude is always a good idea.*

(*I know from experience this is not a safe move for CABA chicks.)

[JohnR! 5,495]

Soon every red-blooded American male will be compelled to have a CABA chick as a wife. Starter wives are okay, and then you can progress to the more rarefied specimens outside the CABAsphere, but you need to put in at least 5 years getting coated in Cheeto dust. Then you can move on to getting bacon sandwiches cooked for you in the nude, because cooking bacon in the nude is always a good idea.*

(*I know from experience this is not a safe move for CABA chicks.)

And yet you have nothing on the RUB women. They do all that in high heels as they pose for next season's catalog photoshoot and bio essay; all the while knitting a fanny pack in which they keep their man's testicles safe and securely under control... ...with a smile, to be sure!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Soon every red-blooded American male will be compelled to have a CABA chick as a wife. Starter wives are okay, and then you can progress to the more rarefied specimens outside the CABAsphere, but you need to put in at least 5 years getting coated in Cheeto dust. Then you can move on to getting bacon sandwiches cooked for you in the nude, because cooking bacon in the nude is always a good idea.*

(*I know from experience this is not a safe move for CABA chicks.)

So typical of a CABA chick to tease her man with promises of bacon and nudity only to wind up with him making yet another trip to the Quickie Mart for Cheetos, Twinkies and a skin mag.

[james&olya 1,121]

Why? I sincerely doubt Danno would give a rat's popah. His wife is likely Orthodox, coveniently ignored in the study along with dozens of other religions. Orthodox religions are extremely conservative. The women tend to be HOT. Their divorce rate in FSU countries is extremely high which I attach more to the alcoholism rate among men being 35 times higher than in the United States...not their religion. Who'da thunk there could be something else involved? I think perhaps a more conclusive study would be divorce rates realtive to other factors such as HOTness of the women. The study is interesting in that anyone published it being so incomplete.

Danno will probably not respond.

Although one could assume his silence means he is blowing a gasket. You see hardly any of the "supporters" of Federal Government Healthcare responding to the threads of the disaster we have been fed. And when did they ever respond to threads where gun control gets stuffed? We know they are blowing a gasket but are too ashamed and embarressed to show their avatar. That must be it, right?

Threads like this attract the people who do not value any substance. Anyone interested in such things probably spends their days chasing shiny objects around a room. They'd be fun to tease with a laser pointer.

Ridiculous study, incomplete and inconclusive. I am sure the researchers were granted some $$$ for this. Otherwise there is no raison d'etre for this study.

I do NOT hate Ukraine.

I can't resist responding. I almost always like Gary's posts even when I disagree. He isn't afraid to say what is on his mind! But Gary, if the FSU has male alcoholism rates 35 times higher than here than it makes that well over 100%! I know it is quite high over there but even here it is estimated by many to be between 5 and 20%, depending, of course, on how it is defined.

You may be right about threads like this attracting people who don't value any substance, if you define substance as it is often used in the term 'sustance abuse'! For my part I believe studies like this are very important in helping to put the brakes on those currently within our government and those aspiring to get there who seem to have little hesitation to force all the rest of us into accepting their moral codes as they write their versions into law. The reality is that churches are quite full of sinners and the real question is why they attract the sort of people they do.

[Darnell 8,478]

I think it's GREAT the Episcopalians are high on the list. They've a historical base for the divorce, as well.

Soon every red-blooded American male will be compelled to have a CABA chick as a wife.

Uh, no. Just no. I'd move to Malaysia if'n there was such a movement containing the compelling.

NO NO NO !

[GandD 5,966]

I think it's GREAT the Episcopalians are high on the list. They've a historical base for the divorce, as well.

Uh, no. Just no. I'd move to Malaysia if'n there was such a movement containing the compelling.

NO NO NO !

Just wait till the CABA disease spreads in full force to asia. That chickie in your siggy will be tubbed up, wearing roxy sweat pants and licking cheetos off those fingers instead of kissing them. And she won't be smiling anymore, instead she'll be telling you about the stuff you gotta do.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just wait till the CABA disease spreads in full force to asia. That chickie in your siggy will be tubbed up, wearing roxy sweat pants and licking cheetos off those fingers instead of kissing them. And she won't be smiling anymore, instead she'll be telling you about the stuff you gotta do.

I just told mine he needs to go to an open house on Sunday instead of sitting around in his skivvies playing Alpha Centauri, and then he is going to buy me some KBBQ.

CABA Woman Credo: Crush ALL the souls.

[Darnell 8,478]

Oh, I was married to a CABA chick, the first go round. After the divorce, I gave up that demographic for LENTEN season, never looked back, either.

and yes, I'm still an Episcopalian.

So, been there, done that, survived without massive blood transfusions, wrote the screen play, and sold it.

Edited November 5, 2013 by Darnell

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You can't even imagine the pain and shame of actually being a CABA.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

You can't even imagine the pain and shame of actually being a CABA.

I can imagine. Really i can

As Cabba's go you at times display a human trait, much like Spock did

The others...not so much

[Darnell 8,478]

You can't even imagine the pain and shame of actually being a CABA.

This is a bad thing, this non-event, for not imagining ?

No, la.