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A Few Things Obamacare Won't Cover

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Just got this email from Obama!

There are a lot of ways Obamacare provides better, more affordable care for millions of Americans.

But if any of the following apply to you, you might be on your own...

Obamacare covers vision appointments for children -- sadly, it doesn't cover care for supernatural eyesight.



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Obamacare removed lifetime limits on coverage. It doesn't extend into the afterlife.



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Obamacare covers children with pre-existing conditions. It does not protect you from something you loved in your childhood coming back to haunt you.



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Obamacare covers an annual wellness visit where you could talk to your doctor about dizzy spells. It can't prevent someone from putting a spell on you.



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Obamacare covers maternity and newborn care. It can't help if you give birth to Satan's son.



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At least these are all just scary movies ... right?

See the full list:

http://my.barackobama.com/Happy-Halloween

:lol:

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AOS for my husband
8/17/10: INTERVIEW DAY (day 123) APPROVED!!

ROC:
5/23/12: Sent out package
2/06/13: APPROVED!

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