The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[TBoneTX 45,845]

Skipper, can you finance a project for one of my many million dollar ideas?

Here's mine, see man:

Continuously reaching over and slapping the tap-nap button on the alarm clock is inefficient and irritating. What we need is a system that intravenously injects the amount of caffeine in two cups of coffee into our bloodstreams when the alarm first goes off. This would result in fewer body-part strains (back, elbow, wrist) from rolling over to smack the clock, and would result in greater efficiency for the Developed World in that people would arise and be functional more quickly. It could also lower the divorce rate among those who have been unfortunate enough to be married to "morning persons." We can worry about FDA approval later, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

Here's mine, see man:

Continuously reaching over and slapping the tap-nap button on the alarm clock is inefficient and irritating. What we need is a system that intravenously injects the amount of caffeine in two cups of coffee into our bloodstreams when the alarm first goes off. This would result in fewer body-part strains (back, elbow, wrist) from rolling over to smack the clock, and would result in greater efficiency for the Developed World in that people would arise and be functional more quickly. It could also lower the divorce rate among those who have been unfortunate enough to be married to "morning persons." We can worry about FDA approval later, si man.

make it solar powered......

[TBoneTX 45,845]

make it solar powered......

That would yield energy credits, but wouldn't work in, say, Alaska during winter, or Seattle more than 3 days/year, no man.

[Caryh 5,206]

Menfolk need to be able to take a nap whenever they please, as lengthily as they please, without interference or nagging.

Convince my wife of that. She's got this thing of sticking her finger in my nose when I fall into a nap. She thinks its so funny how I jump as soon as the long fingernail touches my nose. But I tell you, it totally blows away any chance of sleep. I've finally found a way to get her back though, I stick my finger in her ear

That would yield energy credits, but wouldn't work in, say, Alaska during winter, or Seattle more than 3 days/year, no man.

There's nothing to do in Alaska besides sleep 6 months out the year anyway.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Don't worry. I found you guys.

Current plan is after CNY (sometime in FEB) but I'm jumping to China after my gardeners have been properly trained (that's verra soon, btw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qnyPEg2-pA

[SAT 9,609]

Hi brat......

[The Mean Lady 604]

sup. supposedly hubby is finally getting a check this week.

They are only paying for 4 weeks though because doctor cleared him 4 weeks ago because he said this 'I can't do anything else for you. go back to work when it feels better and it could take up to 8 weeks. if it still hurts after 8 weeks, come back).

Well... I think we're going back this week. SIGH.

He says it feels like permanent arthritis in his finger now.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Menfolk need to be able to take a nap whenever they please, as lengthily as they please, without interference or nagging.

Then, wife is free to do whatever she wants to hubby. Waxing, lipstick, toenail polish, wet willy, etc.

Actually, I let my husband nap a lot, he works a really physical job and sometimes just needs a rest.

Convince my wife of that. She's got this thing of sticking her finger in my nose when I fall into a nap. She thinks its so funny how I jump as soon as the long fingernail touches my nose. But I tell you, it totally blows away any chance of sleep. I've finally found a way to get her back though, I stick my finger in her ear

This is our daily routine.

[SAT 9,609]

I just spank Tiff when she's napping.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Then, wife is free to do whatever she wants to hubby. Waxing, lipstick, toenail polish, wet willy, etc.

Actually, I let my husband nap a lot, he works a really physical job and sometimes just needs a rest.

This is our daily routine.

You stick your finger in your husbands's nose too? I really just don't get why she does it, but if it stops I'm going to assume somethings wrong.

I just spank Tiff when she's napping.....

You don't fork her?

[Novembro 1,763]

sup. supposedly hubby is finally getting a check this week.

They are only paying for 4 weeks though because doctor cleared him 4 weeks ago because he said this 'I can't do anything else for you. go back to work when it feels better and it could take up to 8 weeks. if it still hurts after 8 weeks, come back).

Well... I think we're going back this week. SIGH.

He says it feels like permanent arthritis in his finger now.

Check is good, arthritis is not

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You stick your finger in your husbands's nose too? I really just don't get why she does it, but if it stops I'm going to assume somethings wrong.

You don't fork her?

I always thought forking meant you know....

I go through phases in which I like to bother him in such ways, both sleeping and not. Mostly because it is kind of our thing. I just don't know how to stop now.

House sale may yet go through....

I am so excited for Halloween.

[Novembro 1,763]

What are you going to be? Assuming you're dressing up...

[Darnell 8,479]

Menfolk need to be able to take a nap whenever they please, as lengthily as they please, without interference or nagging.

Agree. Best done, when no legal contract in place.

have a legal contract in place? you sleep when she sleeps.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

What are you going to be? Assuming you're dressing up...

The little one wants me to be a bumble bee. I wish I would look like this:

But I'll probably look like: