The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[Darnell 8,479]

Have you ever heard of the "buddha jump the wall" feast or soup? If so, does yan know how to make it? She may have to smuggle some of the ingredients here.....

Yup, I've heard of it. Saw it once, as well.

However, I remind you - Gump works in a kitchen, so he can steal all of the costlier ingredients during this week, you can put in fridge whilst yer waiting to collect them all.

Gump should really pay his way - this would be a nice one week's rental payment.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

missing Ecuador

Didn't you receive the 18-wheeler-load of rice that we sent you, huh man?

Serious Q: Is hubby more likely to refer to a rubia as a "rubia" or a "suca," huh man?

Tbone was too cheap to buy his wife a new cooktop.....

Got her a brand-new 30" electric KitchenAid glass cooktop for $300, whee man. She is still very happy with it and still somewhat with me, si man. But yours was an LPoP here and was therefore unread, no see man.

Edited October 15, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,778]

I think Tarklar is part bird, you always hear him going cheep cheep cheep. But then you got to admire the money he saves.

Just had a rather expensive weekend. My wife and I's second anniversary so we took a weekend trip, booked a rather pricey suite with a Jacuzzi, and lived life like we were rich for the weekend. At the end my pocket book said ouch, but it was worth it.

Wives (indeed, women) are like cars. It isn't how much you "save," but rather how minimally one has to $pend...

Happy anniversary, si man. Just try spending even one night away with a 2-year-old, which is why we won't be going anywhere for our 5th anniversary, sigh man.

Oh #######, my anniversary (5 year) is coming up......

Presents made of wood? That's nice and economical I'll snap a branch off the pear tree in the yard....

Fork her, gee man.

Edited October 15, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,778]

1. I try my best to make some Danish things, but he won't even eat the bread in this country

2. We have a glass cooktop here and back in DK. I'm not a huge fan. Unless you get a really pricey unit, I find that things take longer to cook/boil and it is hard to clean the burnt on stuff off no matter what fancy stuff you use.

1. Make him a cheese Danish, si man. ("How many people are we having for dinner tonight?" asked the cannibal.)

2. Mrs. T-B.'s was really pricey -- $300 -- and she protects it as though it's a fancy car, wow man. Says that stuff gets hot far faster than on the old coil one, heat man.

Edited October 15, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,778]

I have two

Wimp, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

Yakutsk

Gesundheit, sneeze man. Hope that you recover from your cold soon, oj tak.

hubby doesn't really care what city we go to, he just wants to get to a more populated area.

Move to Texas, si man. No State income tax, no man, plus jobs, $i man.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

I just saw a horse barn for sale

Must one have a stable income in order to purchase it? Si or neigh, man?

I need a good slap.

Or a poke.

Maybe he'll stick a fork in you? It works for Steveklar.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

The deafenance here is silencing, shhh man.

[Novembro 1,763]

I need some laundering done, laundress.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

I need some laundering done, laundress.

You missed it yesterday, Miss. And that's Mr. Laundress to you, see ma'am!

Edited October 15, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Novembro 1,763]

Mr. Laundress, I thank you for your laundering. How is the cat, que man?

[SAT 9,609]

Yup, I've heard of it. Saw it once, as well.

However, I remind you - Gump works in a kitchen, so he can steal all of the costlier ingredients during this week, you can put in fridge whilst yer waiting to collect them all.

Gump should really pay his way - this would be a nice one week's rental payment.

Gump works in a kosher restaurant.....not a chinese restaurant. But my friends own a huge chinese restaurant here, and I've had it with some members of the Chinese communist party last month.....And it was great. I do believe I posted a pic of it.....

[TBoneTX 45,778]

She's asleep on the dining-room chair downstairs, zzz man. She's a corpulent, hairy sweetheart. She's Mini-B.'s big sister. He calls her "soft and juicy."

Gump works in a kosher restaurant.....not a chinese restaurant. But my friends own a huge chinese restaurant here, and I've had it with some members of the Chinese communist party last month.....And it was great. I do believe I posted a pic of it.....

What are you doing still up, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

Must one have a stable income in order to purchase it? Si or neigh, man?

Maybe he'll stick a fork in you? It works for Steveklar.

All of you should try this "fork in da butt" closing ceremony......it works wonders for laughs before bed....

[Novembro 1,763]

Preparing the ceremonial fork as we speak...