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On a good note at my work, since we're all talking about work, (Glad your work is going well hiker!!) I was recognized at the team leader meeting as being the amazing team member for the month of Oct

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Ya know when I was dating hubs he always wanted to talk to me. Seems like marriage does interesting things to relationships. I have the feeling we just talked ourselves to death during the separation, and tiff can buy all the gucci bags she wants so... maybe we bit ourselves in the a$s eh steve? Lol!!

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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I would not eat it in a box; I would not eat it with a fox! I would not eat it in a house; I would not eat it with a mouse!

"No, man" to all above.

Then your fine automobile is "using oil".....

I know how to fix in 7 easy to follow steps.....

1- open hood

2- remove oil filler cap

3- add that STP high mileage oil treatment

4- replace oil filler cap

5- replace automobile with 2014 Honda accord

Many- test new automobile and see if it is still using oil

Voila....

Thank you fo-fiddy......

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Lay down the operational rules, which include warshing (Texas spelling) grapes. I honestly don't see how or why you put up with as much as you do, no see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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Ya know when I was dating hubs he always wanted to talk to me. Seems like marriage does interesting things to relationships. I have the feeling we just talked ourselves to death during the separation, and tiff can buy all the gucci bags she wants so... maybe we bit ourselves in the a$s eh steve? Lol!!

I knew there was a reason why I waited so long to marry her grrrrr......

But I did guilt her into washing grapes :)

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Then your fine automobile is "using oil".....

I know how to fix in 7 easy to follow steps.....

1- open hood

2- remove oil filler cap

3- add that STP high mileage oil treatment

4- replace oil filler cap

5- replace automobile with 2014 Honda accord

Many- test new automobile and see if it is still using oil

Voila....

Thank you fo-fiddy......

No fiddy (many). You misnumbered all "manies" after 2, see man.

What harm will the STP treatment do? The T-B.-jalopy has only 84,000 (many) miles on it, see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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Mileage aside....if car is not losing oil as mentioned. And youre low on oil between oil changes. Then it is using oil. Worn piston rings allowing seepage thus burning off a little at a time, with combustion. Or leaking thru intake or exhaust valve and burning off or is expelled out the exhaust manifold. In amounts undetectable by observations.

A high mileage oil treatment will thicken the oil and form a gummy seal around whatever is leaking. Ergo saving the engine for maybe 30k mile or so.

Nine-fiddy.....

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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You know.....

When tiffand I were dating. The service was awesome....she catered to me....

Now I can't get her to wash grapes for me.....

Grrr.......

Interesting size comparison there. diablo.gif

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We totally have the opposite going on because it took me a long time to accept that the grapes were intact.

Ya know when I was dating hubs he always wanted to talk to me. Seems like marriage does interesting things to relationships. I have the feeling we just talked ourselves to death during the separation, and tiff can buy all the gucci bags she wants so... maybe we bit ourselves in the a$s eh steve? Lol!!

I wish my husband would talk less. Please, please, please. Can we trade? I think it is good for our relationship but I just like people quietly agreeing to not have to explain every thing to each other or agreeing to disagree. unsure.png I really don't know why people/Americans do every little thing we do despite how illogical it is and I really wish he would stop asking and arguing a one sided argument about it. Our marriage is pretty much exactly like our courtship is my eyes.

I think the Dane would say that he has seen the ugly side of me since we got married in that I get really bitter and bitchy about not being pregnant. It isn't "my fault" so that just makes it harder.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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Just got EAD/AP card today ! Thank god ! It is on !! I better find a job soon..so sick and tired of feeling guilty for every piece of fruit I buy. AHHHHH. Sorry. Had to vent. Yay.

ps: made potato pancakes with bacon bits. Seemed to come out pretty well. Oh and lasagna with spicy turkey sausage and something else I cannot remember.

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. Tarklar you now have to get your mediocre mechanic to do a compression check on the engine.

2. When this thread is closed, I'm not talking about the Tark-car anymore....

Many. Your time is running out.......

1. Will do, si man.

2. Your loss, bye man.

Many. Picked a new thread-name yet? We just rolled over to 200 (Many).

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

JTB11 Experienced

JTB11   1,079

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Go get them J da baker !

J the baker....

J da baker.....

Jada baker.....

I got you a pen name smile.png

rofl.gif Jada baker...I might put it on my resume as preferred name hehe

oh and i am gonna !!

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

 
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