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dwheels76 Grand Master

dwheels76   5,468

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Of course you can, I saw someone say so on Visa Journey, OMG seriously is right.

Maybe I can sue the government for letting me bring my fiancee here and ending up married? rofl.gif

Sorry about the car, glad you're ok though. Mine is acting up to. The engine light came on. I think the gas cap was loose though and it should go away in a few days, I hope.

For reals. These folk are getting me. I have friends filing now and crying why it taking so long.

Had one wouldn't listen to me (some people don't believe fat meat is greasy). hehe. So she hires a lawyer and lawyer tells her opposite of what I say. That I am wrong and telling her to submit evidence with I-130 petition that is "USCIS wants evidence they will ask".

Well guess what last month she gets transferred to CSC and (sorry I have to LOL) gets an RFE last week. She is excited I got a request for evidence she posting all over Facebook. I tell her thats nothing to celebrate. You listened to me that would have been an approval. I tell her at the rate they are answering RFE's you might get an approval in the summer. Dumb ###.wow.gif

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Rant: This is one irreconcilable difference between Men and Distaffs, si man. A hunnerd percent (Asia, Many percent) of women love sushi and rave about it during lengthy conversations, gag man. Conversely, 99.44% (Asia, Many percent) of men are either neutral toward that vile substance or actively hate it, grrr man.

I don't eat raw i do tempura shrimp and crab fried up rolled in rice and all that fun. Come on I was raised in Japan what can I say.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,866

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So am I. Wife is PMSing and giving me tampo. I'm not sure how long its going to go on, been almost 24 hours now.

A tampo is what she's supposed to wear when the flow begins, right man?

Seriously: One could earn a million (many) bucks by inventing a vacuum machine that would slurp up the monthly red stuff and shorten its usual lifespan. There would be an enraged outcry from manufacturers of tampos, however.

Loose gas cap won't always cause engine light tho....

It's the first thing to try regardless, we can agree man. I hate those "service engine" codes.

go prep 5 kilos of venison jiaozi

English-only outside the regional forums, Brother D man.

1. I didn't go look at the tree...

2. And I'm not participating in the upper forums until......for another....many days.

1. Tree, man?

2. What happened -- get flamed? Pictures or it didn't happen, no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,866

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I don't eat raw i do tempura shrimp and crab fried up rolled in rice and all that fun. Come on I was raised in Japan what can I say.

"Waiter! Do you serve crabs here?"

"Why, yes, ma'am -- we serve anybody."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,866

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1. Wy must you know now?

2. I bet you any amount of many dollars that I can order the right part for your limpmobile......

Many. Did you already spend one thousand many dollars on this repair?

1. Preparation of the mother of invention gathers no moss on sleeping dogs, si and no man.

2. Too late, si and sigh man.

Many. $1,285.30 ($Mucho), aarrrgh man. Quote was $1,261 ($Mucho). Saw bill, saw $1,467 ($TooMucho), dissected bill. Got $100 ($Mucho) in shop-charge erased. Got full credit for $50 ($Many) coupon. Got overcharge on part reduced. Got tax adjusted. Never quite got back down to $1,261 ($Mucho), but 45 (many) minutes of interaction with cashieress, service advisor, their calls to Accounting and the mechanic, and an increasingly bored 2-year-old in the waiting-room was wearying, zzz man.

[pant, gasp] Converting the $ figures above from Standard to Polish numerics is exhausting, zzz man, but we always keep all members of this thread in mind, czczczyckz man.

That thread needs to be closed cuz its going to get ugly and nasty real soon in there.

See, ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,866

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Falling asleep, zzz man. Had to stay up to enable dishwarsher to finish, for unloading thereof, followed by cat-ministry and prep-for-bed, zzz man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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For reals. These folk are getting me. I have friends filing now and crying why it taking so long.

Had one wouldn't listen to me (some people don't believe fat meat is greasy). hehe. So she hires a lawyer and lawyer tells her opposite of what I say. That I am wrong and telling her to submit evidence with I-130 petition that is "USCIS wants evidence they will ask".

Well guess what last month she gets transferred to CSC and (sorry I have to LOL) gets an RFE last week. She is excited I got a request for evidence she posting all over Facebook. I tell her thats nothing to celebrate. You listened to me that would have been an approval. I tell her at the rate they are answering RFE's you might get an approval in the summer. Dumb ####.wow.gif

Too bad I run off my +1 for a day crying.gif

And I'm absolutely stunned to see how the newbies attacked aaron2020. It's sad that this it what you get for helping people...

[pant, gasp] Converting the $ figures above from Standard to Polish numerics is exhausting, zzz man, but we always keep all members of this thread in mind, czczczyckz man.

You don't have to do this, T-B. I can use a translator to translate from Standard to Polish numerics wink.png

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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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1. Tree, man?

2. What happened -- get flamed? Pictures or it didn't happen, no man.

1- Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. There's only 2 Trees around here....The Rock Center Tree, and A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

2- No, sometimes upper forums require thought. And require me to interpret other languages. No fun.....

I'll just be a snob and stay here............

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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1. Preparation of the mother of invention gathers no moss on sleeping dogs, si and no man.

2. Too late, si and sigh man.

Many. $1,285.30 ($Mucho), aarrrgh man. Quote was $1,261 ($Mucho). Saw bill, saw $1,467 ($TooMucho), dissected bill. Got $100 ($Mucho) in shop-charge erased. Got full credit for $50 ($Many) coupon. Got overcharge on part reduced. Got tax adjusted. Never quite got back down to $1,261 ($Mucho), but 45 (many) minutes of interaction with cashieress, service advisor, their calls to Accounting and the mechanic, and an increasingly bored 2-year-old in the waiting-room was wearying, zzz man.

[pant, gasp] Converting the $ figures above from Standard to Polish numerics is exhausting, zzz man, but we always keep all members of this thread in mind, czczczyckz man.

See, ma'am.

Now go look at the part # on the invoice and punch it into Amazon and see how much you got ripped off for :)

Hence your new nick name is....S-Bone (S= Sucker) laughing.gif

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Too bad I run off my +1 for a day crying.gif

And I'm absolutely stunned to see how the newbies attacked aaron2020. It's sad that this it what you get for helping people...

You don't have to do this, T-B. I can use a translator to translate from Standard to Polish numerics wink.png

I can translate for you guys :)

$1,285.30 ($Mucho) Quote was $1,261 ($Mucho). saw $1,467 . Got $100 ($Mucho) in shop-charge erased. Got full credit for $50 ($Many) coupon. Got overcharge on part reduced. Got tax adjusted. Never quite got back down to $1,261 ($Mucho), but 45 (many) minutes of interaction with cashieress, service advisor, their calls to Accounting and the mechanic.......

= RIP OFF

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. It's sad that this it what you get for helping people...

OK one mo time.....this time, everybody repeat after me........

That'll loin ya to hep people.............

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,479

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OK OK, oil yer loins, celebrate the Christmas Season.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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N-o-l-a   7,168

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A tampo is what she's supposed to wear when the flow begins, right man?

Seriously: One could earn a million (many) bucks by inventing a vacuum machine that would slurp up the monthly red stuff and shorten its usual lifespan. There would be an enraged outcry from manufacturers of tampos, however.

It has existed for some time http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_extraction

I know of several obgyns who will do this, but personally the risk of damage to the organs and the cost is probably not worth it.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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It has existed for some time http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_extraction

I know of several obgyns who will do this, but personally the risk of damage to the organs and the cost is probably not worth it.

Did the guy make 1 manyllion dollars?

 
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