The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[TBoneTX 45,871]

I'd straighten my tie...but I ain't wearin no tie.....

If you frequented (or occasioned) garage sales, you'd end up finding many from which to choose, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

Lawyers are bad.....mm'kay.......

It is said that 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

1. That's why she ain't gettin no bag for Christmas

2. Story told...I'm going to bed. See you Marklars later.

1. Bag over the head?

2. When the going starts to get good (someone hilarious enters thread), Steveklars get going.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

makes me wonder why we have a name for the big toe and the little toe, but neglect to give the other's names?

After nearly a month of research, I am pleased to report An Answer to this, si man. Each identified digit is followed by its name, see man:

Big toe: Big toe (alternatively, the Market toe)

Next toe: The stayed-home toe

Next toe: The roast-beef toe

Next toe: The no-roast-beef toe

Little toe: The wee, wee, wee toe, si man.

(I initially thought of numbering the toes, but they would have come out "Big toe, #2 toe, #Many toe, #Many toe, #Many toe" in Polish, sigh man. We were looking out for our numerically impaired friends here, oj tak. )

Speaking of which, the wee wee wee toe here, which has been untaped since the first 8 ("many") days, has largely looked OK, except for a couple of days when it more resembled a slightly cooked cocktail-weenie. It doesn't hurt per se, but it feels "thick" when it and its colleagues are curled. Is this fairly standard for the purported 6-week recovery period, huh man? When can a full return to normalcy be expected, huh man?

Edited December 13, 2013 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

1. Bag over the head?

2. When the going starts to get good (someone hilarious enters thread), Steveklars get going.

I'm back you freak of vampires.......

Not sleeping well.....

[TBoneTX 45,871]

1. I'm back you freak of vampires.......

2. Not sleeping well.....

1. Correct appellation is veak of frampires. Reported!!!!!

2. Sorry to hear it... never fun.

I can't stay up too much later, m'self -- must arise at o'dark-thirty to take Squealmobile to dealership to diagnose the squeal in the mobile.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

Zzz, man. Cat is already zzz-ing on adjacent chair but will probably follow me downstairs for ministry.

[Asia 2,498]

Trend is just a bit better than AVG right now. AVG being AVG, Trend being good, and Kaspersky being best. Which antivirus is best is constantly changing. The difference between these is about 5 percent in detection rates. Although false positives vary much much more. Trend would have a better rating, but its false detection rate is rather high.

So I will stay with AVG. I see no point in paying for something when my computer might have a similar protection for free. But that's just me

[Caryh 5,206]

After nearly a month of research, I am pleased to report An Answer to this, si man. Each identified digit is followed by its name, see man:

Big toe: Big toe (alternatively, the Market toe)

Next toe: The stayed-home toe

Next toe: The roast-beef toe

Next toe: The no-roast-beef toe

Little toe: The wee, wee, wee toe, si man.

(I initially thought of numbering the toes, but they would have come out "Big toe, #2 toe, #Many toe, #Many toe, #Many toe" in Polish, sigh man. We were looking out for our numerically impaired friends here, oj tak. )

Speaking of which, the wee wee wee toe here, which has been untaped since the first 8 ("many") days, has largely looked OK, except for a couple of days when it more resembled a slightly cooked cocktail-weenie. It doesn't hurt per se, but it feels "thick" when it and its colleagues are curled. Is this fairly standard for the purported 6-week recovery period, huh man? When can a full return to normalcy be expected, huh man?

Are those names or actions though?

Speaking from my experience, the little toe (or the wee, wee, wee toe) is never quite the same after breakage. After a while you just get used to it feeling different, and that different feeling becomes the new normal feeling.

[Caryh 5,206]

So I will stay with AVG. I see no point in paying for something when my computer might have a similar protection for free. But that's just me

The thing I like about free, is the average person buying the paid version fails to activate it properly or update and activate the update later and just assumes its working. That is also why I hate when pay for antivirus companies put their demo version on computers. People think they have antivirus, when they've never turned on the free trial period or paid for it after those free 90 days.

[NikLR 13,231]

Smashed my big toe with hubs old printer. Put it on my desk but apparently not far enough. Toenail is black...twice the size it should be. No insurance until jan 1. #### my life.

[Caryh 5,206]

Smashed my big toe with hubs old printer. Put it on my desk but apparently not far enough. Toenail is black...twice the size it should be. No insurance until jan 1. #### my life.

Ouch. From what I've experience with a broken toe, they don't do much but tape it to the one next to it. But I've never broken the big toe, just smashed it and lost the nail a few times. None of which times did I bother to visit the doctor.

[NikLR 13,231]

I'll prolly lose the nail. Have it elevated right now. Ive smashed my thumb before and needed to have the nail drilled to relieve pressure and wear a splint because it had a fracture. I know they cant do much for a toe.

I need to exchange my phone, the screen keeps messing up.

[SAT 9,609]

I'll prolly lose the nail. Have it elevated right now. Ive smashed my thumb before and needed to have the nail drilled to relieve pressure and wear a splint because it had a fracture. I know they cant do much for a toe.

I need to exchange my phone, the screen keeps messing up.

Is it broken?

can you move your toe without extreme pain?

[SAT 9,609]

it's Friday the 13th

may be that's why poor Niki smashed her toe....