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If you hit the right garage sale, you might find a power steering pump for uno dolares.....

Well, there was some guy desperate to sell what he could before a 2,600-mile move, and he said that he had mechanic-shop stuff, hmmm man... however, RockAuto.com would inspire more confidence, see man.

Come to think of it, I had a headache last week too.....

Did you marry it, huh man? That's the source of most men's headaches, see man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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The mega millions jackpot is 400 million dollars.....

Me: "honey if we hit mega, what would you do?"

Tiffany: "I'd take half, and then leave you"

Me: "ok, we won 18 dollars. Here's your 9, now get the #### out"

This belongs in the other thread in this forum. Please cross-post, man.

Sinus infection maybe, or tooth problem?

Brain infection, or Wedding Ringworm.

thanks. I dunno what it is....headache/ toothache.......

Brain infection or Wedding Ringworm, I said man.

Go to the doctor, Steve!

Either there (for head-amputation or brain resection) or to divorce court, this last being the only cure for Wedding Ringworm, see man. :lol:

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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2. What would I need x-box for? rolleyes.gif

1. And I think I buy the HP laptop... Tho I wanted to ditch this brand, but seems I can't lol.

1. HP is truly the bottom of the barrel, oj tak, and Dell isn't markedly better, oj nie.

2. The Polish alphabet contains these letters -- czyzcwmrjnczyzkaie -- and in that precise order, too (egad, I'm good, oj tak) -- so an x isn't needed, boxed or otherwise, oj nie.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. HP is truly the bottom of the barrel, oj tak, and Dell isn't markedly better, oj nie.

2. The Polish alphabet contains these letters -- czyzcwmjnczyzkaie -- and in that precise order, too (egad, I'm good, oj tak) -- so an x isn't needed, boxed or otherwise, oj nie.

1. that wasn't an advice I needed, Panie T-B!... Now I'm even more confused what to buy...

I bought my current HP in August 2008. Till January last year (so for almost 3.5 years) I didn't have any issues with it. So maybe it isn't as bad brand as I think it is? After all the Professor said that 3 years without any issues is a really long time for a laptop...

2. It was Steve's idea to box that x ;)

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1. that wasn't an advice I needed, Panie T-B!... Now I'm even more confused what to buy...

I bought my current HP in August 2008. Till January last year (so for almost 3.5 years) I didn't have any issues with it. So maybe it isn't as bad brand as I think it is? After all the Professor said that 3 years without any issues is a really long time for a laptop...

2. It was Steve's idea to box that x wink.png

1. Well, maybe you'll get lucky with it. (Gosh, that sounds kinky.)

2. At a price of Many (a hunnerd fiddy), $i man.

I must still de-dish the dishwarsher (Texas spelling) and minister to the cat, but this global warmth is too much fun, oj tak. Referenced cat is up here about to jockey for laptop space atop my lap, miu man. She just licked the Scotch-tape dispenser -- wonder what's up with that, huh man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. Well, maybe you'll get lucky with it. (Gosh, that sounds kinky.)

2. At a price of Many (a hunnerd fiddy), $i man.

I must still de-dish the dishwarsher (Texas spelling) and minister to the cat, but this global warmth is too much fun, oj tak. Referenced cat is up here about to jockey for laptop space atop my lap, miu man. She just licked the Scotch-tape dispenser -- wonder what's up with that, huh man.

1. Yeah, maybe I will. And yes, it does :D

2. I don't think he expects being paid for that, oj nie.

3. Sounds funny :lol:

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3.

Polish-only inside & outside the regional forums, oj tak! The correct expression is "many." You know this.

I'll regret it even more than usual if I stay here amidst this raucous (albeit numerically challenged) company, so I shall perform the tasks listed above and head for bed, accordingly awakening in the morning with bed-head, see man and oj tak.

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Asia Mentor

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Polish-only inside & outside the regional forums, oj tak! The correct expression is "many." You know this.

I'll regret it even more than usual if I stay here amidst this raucous (albeit numerically challenged) company, so I shall perform the tasks listed above and head for bed, accordingly awakening in the morning with bed-head, see man and oj tak.

1) I know this. But can you imagine I know that after 1 &2, there are 3, 4, 5, 6... and so on?

Even my 5-year old nephews knows that. He can count up to 200 biggrin.png

I know... unbelievable! laughing.gif

2) It's way too late for you to stay awake, Mister! smile.png Do your home duties and go to sleep smile.png

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Well, there was some guy desperate to sell what he could before a 2,600-mile move, and he said that he had mechanic-shop stuff, hmmm man... however, RockAuto.com would inspire more confidence, see man.

Did you marry it, huh man? That's the source of most men's headaches, see man.

hey Tiffany gives great head--aches........

Go to the doctor, Steve!

what? and waste 2 dollars of gasoline?

1. that wasn't an advice I needed, Panie T-B!... Now I'm even more confused what to buy...

I bought my current HP in August 2008. Till January last year (so for almost 3.5 years) I didn't have any issues with it. So maybe it isn't as bad brand as I think it is? After all the Professor said that 3 years without any issues is a really long time for a laptop...

2. It was Steve's idea to box that x wink.png

asia, do you subscribe to an antivirus software? such as trend micro?

The Professor is the computer dude here. But he not here right now, may be he brain froze in Minnesota

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I'm happy they offered two laptops only.

Three would be too many! laughing.gif

maybe they couldn't count to many?

One summer off from college I spent working in a metal stamping plant. Many of the old timers worked there before safety devices were used, because of which they were often missing fingers. Stamping presses are not nice to fingers left in place when they're activated. A fair percentage of those guys couldn't count to 10 as a result.

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So... I went to the computer shop today and got two laptops recommended to me...

HP ProBook 430

Dell Vostro 3360

Gosh, I hate being so indecisive! cray5ol.gif

HP Probook 430 too little memory from what I'm seeing, only 4 gig standard. Has i3, i5 and i7 models, I hope you're looking towards the i5 at least.

Dell Vostro 3360 is last years model, there are no new Vostro's and the 3360 was a major rework of the previous model. Given the lack of follow up, I'd suspect it was a bad design they're pretending they never made. I'm also seeing many hits on a search Dell Vostro 3360 failure. Also not a good sign. As I mentioned before, Dell will make some good computers, but also design some complete pieces of garbage which you never want to own. This I fear might be one of those.

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
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Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
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