The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[SAT 9,609]

Hi lovers. Happy Monday!

Mondays suck eggs around here. Busy, boring, dark, gloomy, wet, cold.......

What was I talkin bout? Tiffany?

[Caryh 5,206]

Those are not bonafide china stores.....I'll show you one later.....

Right now, I have to insult Tarklar......

I dunna eat bonafides, so if they don't sell them, I don't care. I was talking about places that have green mangoes, which I don't think they even have in china unless they get them from somewhere south of there.

[Caryh 5,206]

I dunna eat bonafides, so if they don't sell them, I don't care. I was talking about places that have green mangoes, which I don't think they even have in china unless they get them from somewhere south of there.

Quoting my own post, a little searching shows they do grow them in China.

[SAT 9,609]

Quoting my own post, a little searching shows they do grow them in China.

and you call yourself El Professor lol...........

[SAT 9,609]

I have to go to the "once but hopefully not more than once" a year company and associates executive dinner/ free for all/ stupid time gathering........

Dragging my feet here...... I really don't feel like going. Now 10 years ago, I woulda been anxious to go see if anybody's got anything for me....but now, I just wanna show up for an hour and go home.

I suppose I gotta go. We are sort of the host lol

[SAT 9,609]

Ok. That was easy.......

13 people total.....

[TBoneTX 46,075]

talking about places that have green mangoes

The local Mexican supermarket had mangoes, very hard, very green, and round (well, oblong-cylindrical). Before I even picked them up, I knew where they were from, and the label confirmed it: Ecu, si man! Mrs. T-B. (not pregnant) appreciated them greatly. I bought her two of them, along with a bunch of Spanish-language magazines, for being the WBM (World's Best Mommy) while being cooped up in the casa with Mini-B. for so long, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,075]

0-You call yourself a Texan?

1- you should be drivin a F-150

2- low steering fluid noise fluctuates with changes in RPM

0. Si, Yankee man.

1. Some sophisticated Texans prefer four doors, a back seat, and a trunk, see man.

2. It can, hear man. The mechanic drove the T-B.-mobile around the block and said that it almost sounded like a power-steering squeal, but not quite. He checked the dipstick (conveniently behind & below everything else under the hood, but it looked full. A squeal definitely came from the chewed-up serpentine belt & the tensioner (we swapped listening-places, hear man). He replaced that. However, when I picked up the jalopy after hours, the original squeal was still there. It's worse during turns than it is on straightaways, too. I'm going to take it back and ask him to dump some fluid back there, the dipstick notwithstanding, si and no man.

Regardless, the repair visit was extremely timely because of the serpent about to shed its skin, strand man.

Ok. That was easy.......

13 people total.....

You guys know how to par-TAY, dude.

If it was free, why not go, huh man?

"Mr. T-B" can mean "Pan" T-B or "Panie" T-B, oj tak.

Depends on the context

No it can't, and no it doesn't, oj nie. Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 46,075]

Am amusing self in thread again at this hour, sigh man. Steveklar, hope that Steveklarette Jr. has no more fever, 37 C. man. Corpulent feline purring like motorboat on lap; she will insist on appropriate ministry downstairs. Zzz, man.

[Asia 2,499]

No it can't, and no it doesn't, oj nie. Reported!!!!!!!

yes it can, and yes it does, oj tak. Reported back!!!!!!!!

[SAT 9,609]

0. Si, Yankee man.

1. Some sophisticated Texans prefer four doors, a back seat, and a trunk, see man.

2. It can, hear man. The mechanic drove the T-B.-mobile around the block and said that it almost sounded like a power-steering squeal, but not quite. He checked the dipstick (conveniently behind & below everything else under the hood, but it looked full. A squeal definitely came from the chewed-up serpentine belt & the tensioner (we swapped listening-places, hear man). He replaced that. However, when I picked up the jalopy after hours, the original squeal was still there. It's worse during turns than it is on straightaways, too. I'm going to take it back and ask him to dump some fluid back there, the dipstick notwithstanding, si and no man.

Regardless, the repair visit was extremely timely because of the serpent about to shed its skin, strand man.

You guys know how to par-TAY, dude.

If it was free, why not go, huh man?

No it can't, and no it doesn't, oj nie. Reported!!!!!!!

Serpentine belt chewed up.....one of the pulleys is vibrating. Bearings shot. May be the power steering pump. what was it that you just had replaced? The tensioner and the what? what size engine? In the case of my Yukon, there are 2 tensioners, upper and lower. 1 is for the serpentine, and one is for the AC compressor. But if it gets louder around turns, it's steering pump related.

I didn't wanna go to the partay.....because....why go to a party with a bunch of people, you don't like me and I don't like you......why are we here? It's like the political fundraisers. I can't stand them........

Kiddo fever is gone thanks. I hope Little Tark is good.....

[SAT 9,609]

Your snow is now in MY state.......

[Caryh 5,206]

Your snow is now in MY state.......

You're welcome. Now do you want our cold? 0 degrees here right now, windchill makes it feel like -19.

[Novembro 1,763]

Your snow is now in MY state.......

HA HA HA EAT IT

[TBoneTX 46,075]

yes it can, and yes it does, oj tak. Reported back!!!!!!!!

I was here first, oj tak. You were here second. Everyone else will be here many-ly.

HA HA HA EAT IT

My best hyskool buddy used to eat yellow snow, eee man.