The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[TBoneTX 45,873]

I am wonderful. Thank you very much.

We knew this without needing to state it, si ma'am.

This, and your grandbaby #5 from daughter, reminds me of what happened several months ago, when Mini-B. & I were having "guy time" together. Mini-B. was gleefully playing with his trains and all of a sudden said, "Uh-oh, what happened, pipi, wet, change diaper, lie down, Daddy change, fine thank you you're welcome it's a beautiful day." He got the entire cycle in, didn't he, wee man?

AM yoga makes the day better. btw.

Do you prefer plain yoga or fruit-flavored yoga, huh man?

Now...I discovered a gas leak in my cooktop.....coming from the pressure regulator underneath......gotta go get some dope and fix it.......

Reported for drug-use, see man. Get an electric cooktop like ours and no problem, no man.

Off to watch late news, see man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

But I dun see Patrick "Fester" Stewart in that clip.....

Problem solved. I appreciate a fellow Yorkshireman and none the less one who was born a town over from the town that what my last name is from (it has since been incorporated into another town). Perhaps Patrick Stewart and I share some ancestry?

You have to respect his charity work dealing with domestic violence though.

[SAT 9,609]

Reported for drug-use, see man. Get an electric cooktop like ours and no problem, no man.

Off to watch late news, see man.

first you use a battery powered blower.....then you think Black and Decker is the higher brand of DeWalt.....

Now you use an electric cooktop.........

Man you're on a roll.......

To being a woosy!!

no fear my friend Tark........I can cure you........

1- Go get a husqvuana gas powered .45cc leaf blower.......

2- Go buy a complete set of DeWalt or Makita 20V/24V set of cordless power tools

3- Go get a Stihl .50cc gas chainsaw with a 24 inch arm.

4- go get a propane or natural gas powered cooktop

5- get an AC/DC CD

now this is the hard part........

go find a high visibility area of your yard..... blast the AC/DC music, and then cut a tree down (doesn't matter whos tree it is), blow the leaves off of it with the blower, cut the trunk into planks, use the planks to build a picnic table and a sauna with the cordless tools, cook a steak on the cooktop, eat it on the picnic table and then jump in the sauna.......

Make sure the neighbors are watching.........

tree fiddy thanks.....

Perhaps Patrick Stewart and I share some ancestry?

well lets see...........are you bald? hmmm? .........

OK, now I'm really going to sleep...........

Edited December 4, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[TBoneTX 45,873]

I think you should keep her.

I think that you should butt-fork her.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

My husband wants to take me for ice cream at Coldstone Creamery, I want to go but it's so dang bad to eat all that yummy stuff.

Did you not read and comprehend the utter importance of ice cream, D. ma'am?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

[TBoneTX 45,873]

pregnant woman ! go already ! (or we pull yer pregnant woman card)

When Mrs. T-B. was in the infamous First Trimester (shudder), we were lying in bed one night when she turned to me with blood in her eyes and snarled, "I want mangoes! Very hard, and very green! Go!" It was 11:40p and the supermarket closed at midnight, so I hastened forth. I remain here to tell the tale, so the hardness and greenness must have been acceptable, whew man.

1. I'm gonna go take a shower and go to sleep....

2. May be I'll rough up the Buddhist a little bit...

Stay married long enough and #1 may be more appealing than #2.

I'm tempted to start a thread with the title "What Not to Say to Your Wife," si man.

Edited December 4, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Yorkshireman

Years ago, I was quite disappointed to learn that the natives of a suburb of Syracuse do not call themselves Liverpudlians, but rather "Liverpoolers," sigh man. It courts a vivid vision of backed-up bile, hepatica man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

A. To being a woosy!!

B. no fear my friend Tark........I can cure you........

1- husqvuana

2- Go buy a complete set of DeWalt or Makita 20V/24V set of cordless power tools

3- Go get a Stihl .50cc gas chainsaw with a 24 inch arm.

4- go get a propane or natural gas powered cooktop

5- get an AC/DC CD

C. go find a high visibility area of your yard..... blast the AC/DC music, and then cut a tree down (doesn't matter whos tree it is), blow the leaves off of it with the blower, cut the trunk into planks, use the planks to build a picnic table and a sauna with the cordless tools, cook a steak on the cooktop, eat it on the picnic table and then jump in the sauna.......

D. tree fiddy thanks.....

A. Them's fightin' words, see man.

B. Payment for Thread-Laundress work before curing, $i man. A hunnerd fiddy to start.

1. Gesundheit, I said earlier, and English-only outside the regional fora, oj tak.

2. I remove nails with my teeth and pound them with my fist, see man.

3. They misspelled "Steel," ci main.

4. Mrs. T-B. loves her electric one that I got for such a great deal + free installation, whee man.

5. I'm already Bad to the Bone, si man. And that's not the Polish alphabet, oj nie.

C. Mexicans and Salvadoreños already did this for us, yes hombre.

D. Payment fir$t in thi$ direction, $i man.

Edited December 4, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,383]

Did you not read and comprehend the utter importance of ice cream, D. ma'am?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

I know but I really wanted movie popcorn and there's no movies I want to see.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

I know but I really wanted movie popcorn and there's no movies I want to see.

Stand outside the ticket-taking booth at the movie theater and have a friend go inside to buy you some popcorn. Then, leave with the popcorn. Easy, man.

Time for cat-ministry and prepping for and going to bed, zzz man.

[SAT 9,609]

Years ago, I was quite disappointed to learn that the natives of a suburb of Syracuse do not call themselves Liverpudlians, but rather "Liverpoolers," sigh man. It courts a vivid vision of backed-up bile, hepatica man.

I thought natives of Syracuse called themselves "New Yorkers"

[SAT 9,609]

A. Them's fightin' words, see man.

I can surely beat up a guy that uses a battery operated blower

[Caryh 5,206]

When Mrs. T-B. was in the infamous First Trimester (shudder), we were lying in bed one night when she turned to me with blood in her eyes and snarled, "I want mangoes! Very hard, and very green! Go!" It was 11:40p and the supermarket closed at midnight, so I hastened forth. I remain here to tell the tale, so the hardness and greenness must have been acceptable, whew man.

Stay married long enough and #1 may be more appealing than #2.

I'm tempted to start a thread with the title "What Not to Say to Your Wife," si man.

I think you should start that thread.

[Caryh 5,206]

I can surely beat up a guy that uses a battery operated blower

I can surely beat up a guy that roughs up his little Buddhist when his wife is right there with him.

[SAT 9,609]

you mean wife beater

OK I gotta get to work.......