The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1. Thank you, si man.

2. I didn't know that they had any, and if they did, I wouldn't pay for it and would make Mrs. T-B. put it back on the VS shelf, because it smells expensive, $i man.

We have covered this before, sigh man: Nothing spells "irrevocably married with manhood endangered" like finding one's male self standing in a crowded VS checkout line, holding a 5-for-$20 women's-panties special in each hand, hearing wife shout over the din "Hold our place in line! I'm coming back with more panties!"

The Dane waits outside VS, because I respect his manhood. I don't know anything about panties because I haven't worn them since I was like 16, but I do know the last time I went in someone with my very rare first name was measuring me for a new bra....the Dane missed out on two of us very specially named ladies very close.

Where's the +1,000 button, man? In addition, some of these Americanas are even past the recreation years.

The kind of attitude that Brother C. has so succinctly nailed above explains (in large part) why I forswore trying to form relationships with Americanas on this date: 1 April 2006, no fooling man.

I see your inner CABA hater has emerged.

Actually, I'm pretty guilty having spent all but 3 years of the last 15 with Scandos. American men are not my cup of tea, nothing says knock you up and leave you a single mother better than an American guy. Scandos don't really do that.

I've visited Minneapolis twice and was dismayed at how small it is. Next time, I'll visit Maxiapolis, si man.

It is bigger than any city in Connecticut, that's for sure.

[Novembro 1,763]

Hey aliban got a job already?

Yeah! Second week in it! Gods love him, he's so wonderful.

[Caryh 5,206]

Where's the +1,000 button, man? In addition, some of these Americanas are even past the recreation years.

The kind of attitude that Brother C. has so succinctly nailed above explains (in large part) why I forswore trying to form relationships with Americanas on this date: 1 April 2006, no fooling man.

si man Mr TB. This gringo also went that way. I don't blame just the women though, I was self aware enough to realize both males and females of my generation suffer from similar dysfunctions. I was personally ready to break from this mold, si mildew man, but could not envision being able to do so with a similarly dysfunctional female.

[Caryh 5,206]

I've visited Minneapolis twice and was dismayed at how small it is. Next time, I'll visit Maxiapolis, si man.

Maxiapolis is just a ways down the road from Maxipadilis, where blood sports are favored.

Yeah! Second week in it! Gods love him, he's so wonderful.

They certainly did for finding work so fast. What type of job did he land?

[SAT 9,609]

Maybe god pitied aliban for marrying wacklar

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Maybe [the] god pitied aliban for marrying wacklar

Fixed that for you.

Oooohhh I went the local huge wine store and they had a single bottle of Mead left, but it was Mead from Jutland!!!!!

This is going to be us soon:

[Caryh 5,206]

Fixed that for you.

Oooohhh I went the local huge wine store and they had a single bottle of Mead left, but it was Mead from Jutland!!!!!

This is going to be us soon:

You're growing a beard? Thats pretty dedicated for a woman to grow one just to drink mead the right way.

[JTB11 1,079]

Must feel like middle school all over again, needing the boy's parents to drive you to a movie

The bad boys get all the girls

Don't you laugh at me...drives me bonkers as is lol Ri..di...cu...lous...

Hobbit movie?

The LOTR and Hobbit Movies are the only ones I insist on seeing in the theater.

Yup, for sure. I haven't seen Hobbit I though....gotta catch up.

[JTB11 1,079]

1. Thank you, si man.

2. I didn't know that they had any, and if they did, I wouldn't pay for it and would make Mrs. T-B. put it back on the VS shelf, because it smells expensive, $i man.

We have covered this before, sigh man: Nothing spells "irrevocably married with manhood endangered" like finding one's male self standing in a crowded VS checkout line, holding a 5-for-$20 women's-panties special in each hand, hearing wife shout over the din "Hold our place in line! I'm coming back with more panties!"

2.)

and yah they do but for some reason you don't seem them that well in the store (the older nice smelling detergent - there is 2 yes) and I guess it would be more expensive since it is just meant to wash your delicates. I just washed everything with it. If I could, i would have taken a bath in that stuff. Ja, man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You're growing a beard? Thats pretty dedicated for a woman to grow one just to drink mead the right way.

I'm not sure my husband would notice the difference. He can't tell the difference between my just shaved legs and like two weeks of hair and I have dark and thick hair.

Don't you laugh at me...drives me bonkers as is lol Ri..di...cu...lous...

Yup, for sure. I haven't seen Hobbit I though....gotta catch up.

See now you don't. All you have to know is Richard Armitage. I was all like "why does that dwarf look really familiar?", then I realized they CGI shrunk the guy from North and South (a must watch for ladies, IMO).

[SAT 9,609]

Don't you laugh at me...drives me bonkers as is lol Ri..di...cu...lous...

Yup, for sure. I haven't seen Hobbit I though....gotta catch up.

That was kinda funny

[TBoneTX 45,866]

1) The Dane waits outside VS, because I respect his manhood. I don't know anything about panties because I haven't worn them since I was like 16, but I do know the last time I went in someone with my very rare first name was measuring me for a new bra....the Dane missed out on two of us very specially named ladies very close.

2) I see your inner CABA hater has emerged.

Many) Actually, I'm pretty guilty having spent all but 3 years of the last 15 with Scandos. American men are not my cup of tea, nothing says knock you up and leave you a single mother better than an American guy. Scandos don't really do that.

(Note Polish numerical system above, see man.)

1) Bras should also not be worn by most chicas, no man.

2) I won't (actually, can't) say a thing, no man and sigh man.

Many) Sounds Scandolous! And what's wrong with up-knockedness, huh man?

Maxiapolis is just a ways down the road from Maxipadilis, where blood sports are favored.

Maxipadilis is VS's chief consumer of panties, because the previous ones keep getting messed up, bloody shame man.

Edited November 26, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,866]

si man Mr TB. This gringo also went that way. I don't blame just the women though, I was self aware enough to realize both males and females of my generation suffer from similar dysfunctions. I was personally ready to break from this mold, si mildew man, but could not envision being able to do so with a similarly dysfunctional female.

Here are snippets, from a now-defunct website that I stumbled upon in 2006, that convinced me to begin looking southward for an appropriate chica, see man:

Peter (Moderator) (Dev team) says on Aug 27, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian Women Part II (Written by Patriot)

If you look for a woman that is self centered, selfish, angry, materialistic, highly critical, overweight, and in general insane ... you may locate one in Colombia, but you'll have difficulty finding her. In the US you'll have dificulty finding one that isn't.

When I told a female friend a couple of years ago that I was marrying a Colombian woman, she had this to say.

"You just want someone to clean your house, cook your meals, and screw you to death at night."

After a moment of dumbfounded silence I replied, "So what's your point Lynn? Let's face it, if you treat your man this way, it's not likely you'll have many problems in your marriage."

Lynn divorced her much younger husband about a year ago. She told me he was too childlike.

The main differences between a woman in Colombia and women in the USA are cultural. In Colombia there is no battle of the sexes that I saw. Women acted like women, and for the most part are pleased to take care of their man. When they do this in the USA (that is if you can find one that does) they are labeled "Co-Dependent" and then medicated.

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Peter (Moderator) (Dev team) says on Aug 29, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian Women Part II (Written by Patriot)

Anonymous (two posts up)

Yes I agree with most of what you said, but question the location theory. I'm from the Midwest up until 1996 when I moved to Florida. I had just the opposite experience in the Midwest as you describe. If however you're referring to small town girls, I think you gave an accurate description.

I don't wish to stereotype all ladies of the USA as undesirables, there are a good number of decent women here. The problem I experienced was that the good ones are either married or already in a relationship. This seems to become more of a problem the older you get.

I was 40 years old when my first wife divorced me. At that age, most of the women that I dated afterwards, were in the 34 and older age bracket. What I noticed after a period of time was that these women were mostly the rejects of society, or had been severly damaged in previous relationships because of poor choices in their men. The most disturbing observation I made was their refusal or innability to let go of the past and move on with their lives. This seemed to be present no matter what part of the country I was in. They were constantly making comparrisons of past negative experiences, and seemingly "looking for something wrong". Many were on anti depresants, and had never confonted and moved beyond their problems.

I could write a book on this subject and present any number of theorys as to the cause being age, gender, location, curtural, or whatever. All I know is that when in Colombia, the vast majority of women didn't possess these defects. That was good enough for me to marry a beautiful Colombian sweetheart, that most women in this country would label co-dependant.

Thanks for your comments, you sound like you've been as fortunate as I in finding that special lady.

I suspect that your conclusion was similar, si mildew man.

Edit Above is presented not for insult purposes, but as explanation and for discussion or analysis, see man.

Edited November 26, 2013 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Tbone, don't worry, not insulted, but what they think of Colombians is what the Dane and his friends think of American women! The Dane seriously married me because Danish women are basically culturally obligated to be equal in every way, want men to do housework and childcare, and don't act vulnerable enough.

For me at least, it was difficult finding an American man, who was not Italian-American (cultural differences ahoy there), and who was tall enough (6'2"+) who wanted to be a traditional provider, head of household, wasn't going to act like a man child, who was ok with courting and not dating for years first, etc.

For me, Scandinavians are the only type of men who really fit my long list of requirements including height, body build, ethics, religious preferences, etc.

So, I get it.

Edited November 26, 2013 by N-o-l-a

[NikLR 13,231]

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental shoulder, do your boobs hang low...

Thus women should wear bras.

There was a rather large, almost obese, lady who's daughter was in the same grade as mine. She honestly would sit after school and play on her phone for an hour while shouting at her children it was time to go home. She would sit on the stairwell with her legs spread apart for everyone to see. And she rarely wore bras so her big boobs hung down to her waist. I like my boobs where they should be, not where they've decided to be after going from a C36 to a DD42 to a B36. FLBP I do not have.

Edited November 26, 2013 by NLR