The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[TBoneTX 45,865]

1) YESSS!

2) Not enough info for me or I'm not that bright

1) The correct terminology is "si, man" or "oj tak," si and tak, man and oj. Reported!!!!!

2) (Psssst... consider the "asking," "original," and "pre-discount" prices, oj si man tak.)

the 21 gun salute

Kind of offensive to use a number like that when we know Poland's arithmetical system, sigh man...

I'm gonna completely rearrange her closet to drive the point home......

Take it all to the pawn shop, then swallow the ticket.

And why are famous people always born on holidays?

So that we can have the holidays that they were born on, duh man!

Every woman knows that rule. start moving papers and things around, no.

'Fraid someone missed the memo, sigh man...

a buck is caught trying to um....you know, do the wild thang.....with a doe....

Oh, deer...

I am thinking of making pumpkin whoopie pies and cheddar cheese puffs and cornbread for thanksgiving.

I'm thinking of making farts for Thanksgiving, whiff man.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I don't know how these things work.

We're just fit to be tied, si ma'am.

Interesting that tall-man ties are usually too long for me, whereas some so-called "regular-length" ties are too short. The makers should all use double loops in back and put at least one of them toward mid-tie, so that if the back end is too short, it won't flop around. I have spoken and ranted, see man.

Is there another name for a double-loop tie other than "double-loop tie," huh man?

Ok....3 deer butchered. Crew of 4, 7 hrs.....

2 deer, that is.....

Game freezer full of stuff now.....

President-to-be Eisenhower was born in Venison, Texas, wasn't he, huh man?

I could kill my Danish other half right now. I made dinner and it tastes good and he won't eat it

If he got a puckered look on his face, does that make him a prune Danish?

Mmmmmm....bacon.......

Careful... someone here punches pork, see man...

As usual, I continue to amuse myself, hee hee hee man, because no one else is ever on this thread when I am, no man.

Edited November 21, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Long day... no nap... no scintillating late-night banter... zzz man...

[Asia 2,498]

I want to see the new Thor movie with the Dane, but he thinks it is an affront to our religious beliefs. Whatever, it is just a movie to me.

I think lots of movies are affronts to people's religious beliefs, if people decide to take them literally.

PS. Thor 2 is quite good, and has some funny scenes in it

his stomach will growl at night and he will be wishing for some dumplings and fat.

Exactly!

Poor guy, doesn't know what he misses... The best parts

[Asia 2,498]

As usual, I continue to amuse myself, hee hee hee man, because no one else is ever on this thread when I am, no man.

And whose fault is that?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

We're just fit to be tied, si ma'am.

Interesting that tall-man ties are usually too long for me, whereas some so-called "regular-length" ties are too short. The makers should all use double loops in back and put at least one of them toward mid-tie, so that if the back end is too short, it won't flop around. I have spoken and ranted, see man.

Have you thought about having them custom made? I remember my dad and grandfather doing that.

[SAT 9,609]

Tarklar was on a roll lol........

[SAT 9,609]

There's a couple of pictures from my hunting trip on the PB page

Edited November 21, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm back from hunting.

Will look thru thread later.

But first....Tiffany organized my desk. Now I want to choke her.

Women, do not ever touch your mans desk.

Now I can't find #######

OH can I relate to that. My wife does it all the time. But I have learned if I want to find things later, I better organize it well before she gets there to organize it. It amazes me the obvious junk mail she'll add to my important papers.

[SAT 9,609]

OH can I relate to that. My wife does it all the time. But I have learned if I want to find things later, I better organize it well before she gets there to organize it. It amazes me the obvious junk mail she'll add to my important papers.

"Relate" to it??

If I was a country, I'd sentence her to hard slave labor.....um....20 years.....

Oohh....kinky............

[SAT 9,609]

oh man the weather, moon, and tide, are perfect for fishing.....

Except for......it's marklan cold............

[Caryh 5,206]

One of my trail cams caught something very interesting....a black bear chasing away a little deer in a sequence of pictures........in another camera, a buck is caught trying to um....you know, do the wild thang.....with a doe....

Since they are wild animals, shouldn't that be called doing the domestic thing?

[Caryh 5,206]

good luck on the butchering Steve ! Poor poor animal.

My wife suddenly got a soft spot for deer when she say a deer that was killed by hunters. No amount of explaining what happens when the deer over populate and start starving in the winter made any difference. I believe she will never try venison now. My third world wife is starting to think like a first world woman.

Edited November 21, 2013 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

Since they are wild animals, shouldn't that be called doing the domestic thing?

I dunno lol

But in a month, the 4 cameras on the property collected 5000 pictures of all sorts of animals doing all sorts of funky stuff....I even caught a fawn getting spooked by a bear....

a Minx, a fox....a bunch of jive turkeys.....

[SAT 9,609]

I uploaded some pics on my PB page. Click on the last image, it'll take you there. My property is loaded with wildlife.

My wife suddenly got a soft spot for deer when she say a deer that was killed by hunters. No amount of explaining what happens when the deer over populate and start starving in the winter made any difference. I believe she will never try venison now. My third world wife is starting to think like a first world woman.

How dare you marry Tiffany !!