The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

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YAY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday Wacko

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This ^^^ is probably the strongest justification for divorce and deportation in any international marriage, grrr man. Early in our marriage, Mrs. T-B. would move bills from the kitchen table (where they belong, if the husband says so) and throw them in a box. I had to sweet-talk some creditors out of late fees a few times, fee man.

I'm gonna completely rearrange her closet to drive the point home......

And she's OCD about her closet. Her closet here is the first personal closet she ever had in her life lol

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How come my birthdays always seem to occur on Mondays, or, if heaven is kind, on Tuesdays, huh man?

And why are famous people always born on holidays?

(ahem, harrumph) Ties are optimally supposed to reach to the middle of one's belt-buckle, Dear.

Look! Wacko wearing a red tie !!

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But first....Tiffany organized my desk. Now I want to choke her.

Women, do not ever touch your mans desk.

Now I can't find #######

LOL! Every woman knows that rule. Clean the grime off of, yes, start moving papers and things around, no.

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LOL! Every woman knows that rule. Clean the grime off of, yes, start moving papers and things around, no.

Oh I told her a hundred times not to mess with my desk......she regularly rifles through it. I don't even mind that. But its when she organizes it that it becomes a nightmare for me.

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OK, I've gotta go butcher 2 deer today.....I would just bring it to a butcher, but my friends and family wants it the "Chinese" way of butchering......leaving nothing to waste.........

One of my trail cams caught something very interesting....a black bear chasing away a little deer in a sequence of pictures........in another camera, a buck is caught trying to um....you know, do the wild thang.....with a doe....

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Long before there were PA systems.....

When the Captain of a ship leaves the ship, a whistle blows and a cry "Departing" is let out to let the crew know that the Captain is not on the ship. And that the First Officer is in charge. When he returns, a different whistle blows, or the whistle is blown in a different way, and the word "Arriving" is cried out to let everyone know that the Captain has returned.

For the same reason, when the Captain of the ship is on the bridge, the words "Captain on the Bridge" is said, to let everyone know that The Skipper is here, that he's in command of the Bridge.

The Bridge, is the room of the ship where the Helm is located.

But with today's communications technology. The Captain is always in charge. But these Naval traditions will long continue.

There are many many Naval traditions that are quite interesting.

Such as, did you know that the 21 gun salute originated from the US Navy? (google it)

I'm a "Shellback". Google that.....

No bananas on ships. As the Captain of my small vessel, even I do not allow bananas on my boat

Cary is right on with the answer.

Thanks for the confirmation, Steve!

I'm gonna completely rearrange her closet to drive the point home......

And she's OCD about her closet. Her closet here is the first personal closet she ever had in her life lol

Oh, that's cruel

But maybe she'll understand your point once and for all...

One of my trail cams caught something very interesting....a black bear chasing away a little deer in a sequence of pictures........in another camera, a buck is caught trying to um....you know, do the wild thang.....with a doe....

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good luck on the butchering Steve ! Poor poor animal.

I am thinking of making pumpkin whoopie pies and cheddar cheese puffs and cornbread for thanksgiving. Hopefully that sounds

thanksgiviny enough.

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(ahem, harrumph) Ties are optimally supposed to reach to the middle of one's belt-buckle, Dear.

I don't know how these things work.

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and by poor poor animal...I meant the animal...not you Steve. fyi :x

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LOL! Every woman knows that rule. Clean the grime off of, yes, start moving papers and things around, no.

Ali ripped my desktop apart to move it upstairs and connect it to the TV. I almost cried. Felt like my life was out of sync.

Steve, how do you butcher a deer the Chinese way?

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good luck on the butchering Steve ! Poor poor animal.

I am thinking of making pumpkin whoopie pies and cheddar cheese puffs and cornbread for thanksgiving. Hopefully that sounds

thanksgiviny enough.

You'll learn that the USA manages its wildlife better than anyone else. If the deer population grows too big, many wont survive. So don't feel too bad for the poor delicious deer

Ali ripped my desktop apart to move it upstairs and connect it to the TV. I almost cried. Felt like my life was out of sync.

Steve, how do you butcher a deer the Chinese way?

Nothing is wasted. The way it should be.

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Ok, reservation made for anniversary dinner.....

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enjoy it ! Have fun ! Let us know what you ate...I like hearing about food stuffs !

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