The SteveAndTiff Dultimatum

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I had a 4 year old tell me to screw off the other day at work

You should've pulled her by the ear to the supervising "parent" and given the latter the what-for, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I think that's ST-P......

Yesterday, the following dialogue occurred, gee man:

Mrs. T-B.: Do we have any beeg bahpoROOB?

T-B.: Do we have any what?!

Mrs. T-B.: Beeg bahpoROOB.

T-B. [cleaning ears]: WHAT?!

Mrs. T-B. [enunciating more carefully, with less patience]: Beeg bah-poh-ROOB!

T-B.: What the [censored] are you saying?

Mrs. T-B.: The stuff for Mini-B. He's coughing. We're supposed to put it on his feet under his socks.

T-B.: Is this some medicinal stuff?

Mrs. T-B.: Si.

[Further investigation revealed that the subject substance was Vicks VapoRub, si and sigh man. T-B. & Mrs. T-B. weakly laugh.]

T-B.: "I bought you cheap," Cariño [sweetheart].

Mrs. T-B.: Quit eating cheap -- you're getting fat.

T-B. [rolling eyes]: Si, Cariño.

Mrs. T-B.: Do we have any beeg bahpoROOB?

T-B.: NO. Just give him some real medicine -- you're a gringa now and should know this.

Mrs. T-B.: I gave him some. He's still coughing.

T-B.: Then you didn't give him enough. Give him more.

Mrs. T-B.: I don't want to give him too much.

T-B.: Give him enough. This was on your ciudadania [citizenship] test, Cariño.

Mrs. T-B. [looking blank, same as at that time]: It was?

T-B.: Yes! The governor of Texas, Perry Ellis, was most known for medicating his children!

Mrs. T-B. [looking confused]: I don't remember that.

T-B.: You're lucky that they didn't ask you that during your interview.

Mrs. T-B.: I don't remember what they asked me.

T-B.: Well, remember what I told you about your nieces & nephews: medicate medicate medicate!

[Mrs. T-B. looks blank but with a flicker of memory.]

T-B.: You know that when a gringo offers you medicine or suggests that you take it, it's true love, si?

Mrs. T-B. [weakly]: Si.

T-B.: Well, you're a gringa now, right?

Mrs. T-B. [weakly]: Si.

T-B.: Well, give your son an adequate amount of medicine and forget this Beeg BahpoROOB stuff.

[T-B. returns to VJ posting; Mrs. T-B. presumably complies.]

Edited November 18, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Fading fast, oj tak, after 5 laundry loads on Sunday. Cat is not to be found; will therefore prep for and go to bed, zzz man.

[Asia 2,498]

Asia obviously hasn't tried a Mocha at Starbucks or a Mocha Cookie Crumble yet.

If she had, she would like coffee.

I don't really consider those drinking coffee though, its more like a dessert to me.

So I guess it's something for me then

[Asia 2,498]

I just don't want to make it awkward and If I stay out it will be obviously and I am not good with people being nasty to me so if i have a choice..I will go out for a walk or stay in the room. Walk seems better.

That's actually sad

How they can just send their child to their mother, because they simply can't handle the child?

[Asia 2,498]

1. You're back in our good graces, oj tak.

2. Popping No-Doz tablets achieves the same effect (or better) without flavor, oj tak and nie.

1) Thank God! I was scared I'd be banned from talking to you

2) I don't think I need them

[JTB11 1,079]

1. Czech it out, see man!

2. Udelukkende engelsk uden for de regionale fora, ja mand.

AH !!!!!

[JTB11 1,079]

That's actually sad

How they can just send their child to their mother, because they simply can't handle the child?

I know...that was my whole point since the beginning. I saw the kid laying in the guest room crying because his mother just dropped him off and left. And even before that...whenever I came to visit, my then, bf we spent whole day babysitting them so I got a first hand knowledge on how their home is.....I actually thought about asking them if I can adopt 2 of them lol.

Either way, they now have taken their son back and decided to medicate him so he is not so "hyperactive". I have to say ....I never had a problem with him just treated the child with some respect and never once yelled at him and he was never mean to me or evil as they seem to think he is. He was harder to handle and I could see that but it was not his fault. Sigh

Happy monday to everyone ! Dogs are happily asleep on the bed, no barking. Cannot wait to watch Masters of Sex today.

[JTB11 1,079]

after barking non-stop....she passes out for the day.

[Novembro 1,763]

after barking non-stop....she passes out for the day.

I WANT TO HUG IT.

[JTB11 1,079]

as my husband says "she is lucky to be so adorable otherwise..." little barker.

I think my heart will be broken once we move out of here since she is not mine. aahhh

[NikLR 13,231]

You should've pulled her by the ear to the supervising "parent" and given the latter the what-for, see man.

the mom was like 10 feet away. She walked over when it was apparent her child wasn't going to come over to her (5 or so mins later), picked up the toy and asked her child if she would like a cookie to get her away from the toy aisle. Ai-yai yai...

[SAT 9,609]

i don't want to eventually have to vote for some kid that was raised to be a rude little #######... better if i can never vote.. LOL

Well, you vote for the right person...

[SAT 9,609]

after barking non-stop....she passes out for the day.

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbaits......

I WANT TO HUG IT.

So warm and fuzzy.....

[SAT 9,609]

the mom was like 10 feet away. She walked over when it was apparent her child wasn't going to come over to her (5 or so mins later), picked up the toy and asked her child if she would like a cookie to get her away from the toy aisle. Ai-yai yai...

I'm very happy that my daughter is very well behaved. Except she has yet to learn not to interrupt.....

I see it was little chatter here today.