Quinn's Laws

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

indisputable laws regarding the nature of liberalism

1. Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.

2. If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse the conservatives of.

3. The amount of wealth in any given area is inversely proportional to the amount of Democrats running it.

4. Liberalism only succeeds when the public is scared into believing that it will not survive without it.

5. When liberalism conflicts with reality, reality must give way.

6. Facts are the enemy of liberalism.

7. Things are different when you are a Democrat [regarding his allegations of the media's ignorance towards Democratic scandals and misconduct].

8. A Liberal is any person for whom two thousand years of human experience and history means nothing now that they are here.

9. To liberals, intentions are more significant than the outcomes they achieve.

10. Liberals never think what they are doing is wrong, they only think they haven't done enough of it yet or it is underfunded.

11. Profiling is what groups call common sense when they have a problem they don't want to talk about.

12. Democrats and liberals do not engage in debate, they try to silence you. If they engaged in debate, they'd lose.

13. Democrats are political opportunists.

14. Liberalism is based on unproven and/or disproven theory.

15. Every culture is unquestionable except the West's

16. Liberals view the world the way they think it should be, not the way it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Quinn

Edited December 12, 2006 by LuckyStrike

[almaty 19]

damn brother rich, who pissed in your cheerios this morning.....a liberal, my guess..

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

  almaty said:

damn brother rich, who pissed in your cheerios this morning.....a liberal, my guess..

Not an angry post. I heard him on the radio and looked him up. Thought it was pretty accurate.

[Heracles 417]

Those points are so true..

[almaty 19]

  LuckyStrike said:

  almaty said:

damn brother rich, who pissed in your cheerios this morning.....a liberal, my guess..

Not an angry post. I heard him on the radio and looked him up. Thought it was pretty accurate.

i was just joking ....

[one...two...tree 2,762]

On his new WPGB 104.7 FM morning show, Quinn discussed various conspiracy theories during the Clinton administration, including statements alleging Clinton to be a murderer, rapist and traitor. He claimed Bill Clinton had murdered, or arranged to be murdered, many people throughout his life, was a serial rapist and had sold secret intelligence information to the Chinese government, typically referred to as Chinagate. In the lead up to the 2000 U.S. presidential election, he posited that Clinton would enact martial law and remain as president indefinitely. Quinn was a major proponent of the Y2K threat, and advertised 'Y2K survival kits' on his show. He has alleged Hillary Clinton to be part of a New World Order conspiracy theory. He regularly calls prominent democrats "Marxists". At one point, he interviewed a man claiming to be a Catholic priest, who claimed that the Clintons were demon possessed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Quinn

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Once again... attack the messenger but ignore the message.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

if he alleges that clinton was a murderer the message is pretty whacked

but hey, according to Ann Coulter, it's liberals who are unhinged

[one...two...tree 2,762]

  LuckyStrike said:

Once again... attack the messenger but ignore the message.

You seriously don't believe his take on liberalism is accurate, do you?