The Case for Canamerica - The argument for why the U.S. should merge with its northern neighbor

[RGinWA 816]

We should just invade them..It would be no big deal.They are mostly pansies anyway

We could easily overpower them with a couple strategically placed super Walmart's in the months leading up to the invasion.

The NRA would love to get Canadians as gunslinging as we are. Maybe they'd finance the entire first wave?

Sell it as a pay per view event (Since it would literally take hours to accomplish) Then we could sell ad time.

"This invasion brought to you by Walmart and The National Rifle Association! With Live balanced reports by Fox News!"

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Would Canada have to abide by the "rules" of the Constitution? Because that wouldn't go over well.

[RGinWA 816]

Would Canada have to abide by the "rules" of the Constitution? Because that wouldn't go over well.

Dissenters would be dealt with harshly. A couple months in Gitmo would change their commie tune. And all that French speaking in Quebec, that's over with. Yer in merica, learn English or Spanish.

[sly_wolf 199]

Dissenters would be dealt with harshly. A couple months in Gitmo would change their commie tune. And all that French speaking in Quebec, that's over with. Yer in merica, learn English or Spanish.

Good luck with that one. Quebec likes to think they are a separate nation already ... a little like Texas.

Edited October 4, 2013 by sly_wolf

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Canmerica? Canada first? What kind of a commie would come up with that idea. If anything, it would be Americada.

[JensJrny2Ray 367]

The Rhode Island National Guard could probably take Canada on a MUTA 5 weekend, with time for beer and steaks on Sunday afternoon.

What identity?

If you've ever lived in both nations, you wouldn't have to ask that question.

[Darnell 8,479]

Canada has an identity as a country, both to themselves and to the rest of the world.

Agree ! This was carefully orchestrated and shown to the World during the Olympics. That was a stellar performace, you betcha !

"This invasion brought to you by Walmart and The National Rifle Association! With Live balanced reports by Fox News!"

Why you leave out Tim Horton's ? Why? Why?

For a multi-national conglomeration to work, properly, the ad space must have Canadien companies buying airtime, also.

What a bad deal that would be for Canada. They already have the benefit of only having one border with their second strongest ally.

It might be a good thing for the USA, though. Just think of all of the USA debt that could be transferred into Canada. That'd be so cool !!!

Edited October 4, 2013 by Darnell

[del-2-5-2014 1,339]

We should just invade them..It would be no big deal.They are mostly pansies anyway

Of which some are french. Quick to raise the white flag.

Opinions that I expressed are most definitely not mine.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Agree ! This was carefully orchestrated and shown to the World during the Olympics. That was a stellar performace, you betcha !

Why you leave out Tim Horton's ? Why? Why?

For a multi-national conglomeration to work, properly, the ad space must have Canadien companies buying airtime, also.

It might be a good thing for the USA, though. Just think of all of the USA debt that could be transferred into Canada. That'd be so cool !!!

One good thing is that Tim Horton's could finally squash Dunkin Donuts like the pretender they are.

Yay Timbits!!

[Darnell 8,479]

All fun aside,

The 'China Threat' is real, for Canada.

Not having the XL pipeline fully done, and funded, just opened up the oil for China purchasing.

[Karee 4,191]

Would Canada have to abide by the "rules" of the Constitution? Because that wouldn't go over well.

I bet they'd love two year election presidential election campaigns vs. 60 day campaigns for MPs.