Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

[almaty 19]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

lol

how about..

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Did you remember to lock your front door?

[Jenn! 918]

Therapist humor...

[payxibka 10,045]

Should we be surprised that almaty posted this topic?

[CarolineM 0]

love it

[Savanphil 3]

Pretty funny stuff, brother dean

[almaty 19]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

lol

how about..

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Did you remember to lock your front door?

or, i had a client who was always late especially in the night, cause he always thought he hit someone with his car..he circle the same area at least a dozen times..and then go home and think awhile and go back for a fional look

[almaty 19]

Should we be surprised that almaty posted this topic?

[mrsushi66 0]

Where is the one featuring terrets?

Do you hear @#$@%#%@#$@#$@!#$@#$!!@# what I @#$@!$#@#%##$^#$% hear?

That will put you in a christmas mood!!!

[TracyLuis 0]

As a psychology major, I have so much to look forward to!

[almaty 19]

Where is the one featuring terrets?

Do you hear @#$@%#%@#$@#$@!#$@#$!!@# what I @#$@!$#@#%##$^#$% hear?

That will put you in a christmas mood!!!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

lol

how about..

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Did you remember to lock your front door?

or, i had a client who was always late especially in the night, cause he always thought he hit someone with his car..he circle the same area at least a dozen times..and then go home and think awhile and go back for a fional look

wow. Thinking you hit someone? That is crazy. My sister washes her hands borderline compulsively. I believe the germs help my immune system get stronger. I'm rarely sick and my sister always is. I only wash my hands when they are dirty or before I eat.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Considering what all has been written today, think maybe we allllllll might need little help !!!! and then theres those that write and rewrite and write again ha

[one...two...tree 2,762]

...this reminds me of a skit from SNL - "It's a Dysfunctional Family Christmas"

Dysfunctional Family Christmas

Dad.....Phil Hartman

Mom.....Jan Hooks

Son.....Dana Carvey

Other Son.....Mike Myers

Daughters.....Julia Sweeney and Victoria Jackson

Announcer: It's that time of year, when families get together to reopen old feelings. And Silver Bell Records is proud to present a Dysfunctional Family Christmas. This is the album your family is sure to cherish for Christmases to come.

[ SUPER: "Let's Pretend We Like Each Other (This Christmas)" ]

Dad: [ singing ]

"Christmastime, you force a smile

Everyone is joining in the group denial

Folks behaving infantile

Family Christmastime."

Announcer: Hit after dysfunctional hit. Songs like "The Almost Perfect Christmas":

Female Chorus: "Dinner is perfect, the presents are perfect

The tree and the parlors are perfect fun."

Male Chorus: "Then your brother, yells at your mother."

Altogether: "Christmas is ruined for everyone."

Announcer: Get timeless hits like "Someday I'll Get Christmas Right", "I've Got My Drinking Under Control For The Holidays", "Peace On Earth? Where?", and "The Daughter Song":

Female Chorus: "Presents and wrapping paper

Ribbons and bows and all that stuff.

Why do we even bother?

Nothing we get you is good enough!"

Announcer: And this country Christmas classic:

[ SUPER: "Ballad of the Co-Dependent" ]

Dad: "Every Christmas when you got drunk

I told the children you were not drunk.

And I said, "Tommy, you're not being bad,

It's just Christmas makes your Mommy mad."

Announcer: You'll get "Cant' You Let It Drop, It's Christmas", "What I Want You Can't Buy Me", "Fruitcake And Shame", and "Why Am I The Only One Who Knows What Christmas Really Means?" And many more.

[ SUPER: "Why Am I Here? (The 'Pretty' Song)" ]

Mom: "Underneath the mistletoe

Is a 2x2 jingle bell world.

And underneath all those extra pounds

is a very pretty girl."

[ SUPER: "Runny Funny Daddy" ]

Kids: "Daddy's nose is red and runny

Daddy's voice is rough and funny.

Anmd the only words I can understand

are 'God' and 'Damn' and 'Christmas'".

Announcer: Just imagine - 24 timeless standards, including the classic "Carol Of Intimacy":

Son: "Leave me alone! Please go away!

I'm doing fine! Just get away!

"Leave me alone! Please go away!

I'm doing fine! Just get away!

"Leave me alone! Please go away!

I'm doing fine! Just get away!"

[ SUPER: "DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CHRISTMAS - $19.95 - 1-800-GET-HELP" ]

Announcer: To order, call 1-800-GET-HELP tpday. Operators are standing by.

[almaty 19]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

lol

how about..

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Did you remember to lock your front door?

or, i had a client who was always late especially in the night, cause he always thought he hit someone with his car..he circle the same area at least a dozen times..and then go home and think awhile and go back for a fional look

wow. Thinking you hit someone? That is crazy. My sister washes her hands borderline compulsively. I believe the germs help my immune system get stronger. I'm rarely sick and my sister always is. I only wash my hands when they are dirty or before I eat.

brother rich, you are indeed right thinking..and i believe the same....