Breaking: Shots fired inside D.C. naval facility

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Update on latest NRA membership drive: 4 dead, 8 injured, gun aficionado reportedly down. Did not kill and maim with hands and feet, did not use vehicle or baseball bat. Per news reports, surprisingly opted for assault rifle.

[GandD 5,966]

Update:

Suspect is bald black guy, 6 foot tall.

Typical. The only good bald guy is a dead bald guy.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Bald men of America, it is time for you to self-regulate! Where are your voices of moderation telling your extremist bald brothers to put down their weapons and put on a wig?

[Penny Lane 8,159]

4 dead, 8 injured

Very sad.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Feel free to sing kumbaya as long as there is no holding of hands.

Thank you for getting on the Peace Train

Typical. The only good bald guy is a dead bald guy.

Bald and named Todd ..100% guaranteed to be swarthy

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Very sad.

It's all still very preliminary. Doesn't seem anyone knows for sure yet what the fallout is. The only thing we know for sure, I think, is that the perp did not use a car to attack the victims. No baseball bat or hands and feet either. A firearm was surprisingly the weapon of choice. Hard to believe, I know.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

It's all still very preliminary. Doesn't seem anyone knows for sure yet what the fallout is. The only thing we know for sure, I think, is that the perp did not use a car to attack the victims. No baseball bat or hands and feet either. A firearm was surprisingly the weapon of choice. Hard to believe, I know.

If it last more than 4 hours see your doctor

just saying

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

If it last more than 4 hours see your doctor

just saying

Why would I need to see my doctor? I'm perfectly fine. Just saying that surprisingly, the perp chose a firearm to carry out his attack rather than a much more deadly car. Weird, isn't it?

[mota bhai 2,675]

If it last more than 4 hours see your doctor

just saying

LOL

[GandD 5,966]

Bald and named Todd ..100% guaranteed to be swarthy

No joke. And don't get me started on 6ft tall people........

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Why would I need to see my doctor? I'm perfectly fine. Just saying that surprisingly, the perp chose a firearm to carry out his attack rather than a much more deadly car. Weird, isn't it?

For the priapism your sporting because someone used a firearm to kill people

[Penny Lane 8,159]

CNN is claiming 10 injured.

[GandD 5,966]

If a bald guy kills guys with hair because they have hair, is it a hate crime?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

If a bald guy kills guys with hair because they have hair, is it a hate crime?

Skin head?

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

CNN is claiming 10 injured.

10 injured. And he's barricaded himself inside the Navy Sea System Command building.