The thread AJ hates

[eric&gen 0]

This thread is back again? lol Im half black from the waist down lol oops.

[SoL. 0]

and in related news..............

Publish Date : 2/17/2005 6:50:00 PM Source : Science and Technology News Onlypunjab.com

Now, you can play it safe along with music! A scientist has come up with musical condoms that apart from being a contraceptive gives you the opportunity play you own tone that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

"But there is no danger of being electrocuted," the Sun quoted Dr Chausovskiy as saying, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain.

They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.

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This must be pretty distracting LOL

[eric&gen 0]

Can you image if you did get electrocuted lol that would be one fried ball park frank lol.

[maggieNomar 0]

Oh dear....

Well, you can always move to the music!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Can we link this to the fify cent condom thread?

[Alex+R 0]

They should make a condom with an AIDS test. I dreamed that was real last night.

[Lurker 0]

They should make a condom with an AIDS test. I dreamed that was real last night.

Ohhh I know I know....One that changes colors if you have aids!!! Say from clear to green?

[Nessa 23]

bump!

[Peikko 1,575]

This thread is funny. I think those women who need an extra large member might consider doing some internal exercise. Methinks their muscles might have gone a bit saggy.

Not sure about an aids test condom though. I mean, is that a good time to find out?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I think those women who need an extra large member might consider doing some internal exercise. Methinks their muscles might have gone a bit saggy.

I gotta remember that one!

[Peikko 1,575]

Pay particular attention to a ####### that has gone through child birth, they are susceptible to muscle weakness. There are remedies but they require dedication. Worth it though.

I wonder if the smaller the #######, the more dedicated the lover is to making sure the woman has a good time? Now, that would be interesting to know.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I wonder if the smaller the #######, the more dedicated the lover is to making sure the woman has a good time? Now, that would be interesting to know.

You can measure length and girth but you can't measure dedication.

Perhaps customer sat surveys are in order?

[Peikko 1,575]

I don't know, dedication = more orgasms. That's quantifiable.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I don't know, dedication = more orgasms. That's quantifiable.

But equal degrees of 'dedication' can generate different numbers of orgasms in different women, can't they?

[Peikko 1,575]

A poll, we need a poll! However, I seriously doubt the responses will be believable.

Erm, doesn't dedication = achievement of the desired goal = more orgasms?

Edited January 3, 2008 by Purple_Hibiscus