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[DeadPoolX 9]

According to both male and female medical doctors (gynecologists), only the first three inches of the ####### is full of nerve endings. Beyond that, the woman can feel pressure, but there's far less sensation. This has been proven by doctors being able to perform minor surgery deep inside the ####### without needing to numb anything up -- the women in question barely felt a thing, if anything at all.

Now, a woman might say she enjoys the sensation of "fullness" when being pentrated by a larger ####### as opposed to a smaller one. That is something a woman could feel, regardless of where the majority of the nerve endings are clustered. But for all intents and purposes, if a man has a ####### larger than three inches long (and I think most do), then there really isn't an issue as far as providing stimulation and pleasure during intercourse.

There is the point, however, of a larger ####### being more visually and psychologically stimulating than a smaller one to most women. Does this mean most women necessarily want a porn star-size ####### inside of them? Probably not. That doesn't mean it won't turn some on to see one though. Physically though, what I wrote about above in the first and second paragraphs still holds.

In my opinion, the real advantage to having a larger ####### is the confidence factor. Men with larger penises generally have greater confidence, and studies have shown that women (in general) are greatly attracted to men who have confidence. Therefore, the men with larger penises "get more action" not directly because of their ####### size, but indirectly because it makes them more confident in themselves to meet and date women.

The real culprit in all of this is the media and society. Both have brainwashed men and women into believing "bigger is better" in regards to both penises and breasts. This is why you see women who will actually turn down a man based on his ####### size (depiste liking everything else about him), and men who will do the same to a woman, but use breast size instead.

Bottom line: A good ####### is one that works as it is supposed to work. Small, medium or large, it doesn't really matter if the ####### in question won't cooperate.

[peejay 327]

According to both male and female medical doctors (gynecologists), only the first three inches of the ####### is full of nerve endings. Beyond that, the woman can feel pressure, but there's far less sensation. This has been proven by doctors being able to perform minor surgery deep inside the ####### without needing to numb anything up -- the women in question barely felt a thing, if anything at all.

Now, a woman might say she enjoys the sensation of "fullness" when being pentrated by a larger ####### as opposed to a smaller one. That is something a woman could feel, regardless of where the majority of the nerve endings are clustered. But for all intents and purposes, if a man has a ####### larger than three inches long (and I think most do), then there really isn't an issue as far as providing stimulation and pleasure during intercourse.

There is the point, however, of a larger ####### being more visually and psychologically stimulating than a smaller one to most women. Does this mean most women necessarily want a porn star-size ####### inside of them? Probably not. That doesn't mean it won't turn some on to see one though. Physically though, what I wrote about above in the first and second paragraphs still holds.

In my opinion, the real advantage to having a larger ####### is the confidence factor. Men with larger penises generally have greater confidence, and studies have shown that women (in general) are greatly attracted to men who have confidence. Therefore, the men with larger penises "get more action" not directly because of their ####### size, but indirectly because it makes them more confident in themselves to meet and date women.

The real culprit in all of this is the media and society. Both have brainwashed men and women into believing "bigger is better" in regards to both penises and breasts. This is why you see women who will actually turn down a man based on his ####### size (depiste liking everything else about him), and men who will do the same to a woman, but use breast size instead.

Bottom line: A good ####### is one that works as it is supposed to work. Small, medium or large, it doesn't really matter if the ####### in question won't cooperate.

So...it sounds like a short fat pecker would do more good than a long skinny weiner. But a broke ####### is a broke #######...no matter how you slice it. It makes sense.

But the real key to sexual nirvana is to find the right sized ####### to fit the corresponding ####### size. Just like there are big and small dicks...there are big and small vaginas.

So there is still hope for the less endowed guys. No women with mayonaise jar sized vaginas need to apply.

Getting the right sized condoms may still be a problem though.

[Ban Hammer 13,469]

No women with mayonaise jar sized vaginas need to apply.

bad visual

[peejay 327]

No women with mayonaise jar sized vaginas need to apply.

bad visual

It's a private joke from my younger days. A comment I heard from a guy in high school describing casual sex with a girl in our school. She was so big that it felt like sex with a jar of mayonaise. I died laughing after he said it.

[Ban Hammer 13,469]

No women with mayonaise jar sized vaginas need to apply.

bad visual

It's a private joke from my younger days. A comment I heard from a guy in high school describing casual sex with a girl in our school. She was so big that it felt like sex with a jar of mayonaise. I died laughing after he said it.

dare i ask how he would know she compared to a jar of mayonaise?

[peejay 327]

No women with mayonaise jar sized vaginas need to apply.

bad visual

It's a private joke from my younger days. A comment I heard from a guy in high school describing casual sex with a girl in our school. She was so big that it felt like sex with a jar of mayonaise. I died laughing after he said it.

dare i ask how he would know she compared to a jar of mayonaise?

Good question. I never thought to ask him that 34 years ago...I was too busy laughing.

However...it's kind of like when someone spits food out of their mouth and states that it tastes like sh!t. Hopefully they aren't speaking from personal experience. It's more figurative than literal speech. At least that is what is assumed. I would hate to think otherwise.

[Visa4habibi! 0]

"According to both male and female medical doctors (gynecologists), only the first three inches of the ####### is full of nerve endings. Beyond that, the woman can feel pressure, but there's far less sensation. This has been proven by doctors being able to perform minor surgery deep inside the ####### without needing to numb anything up -- the women in question barely felt a thing, if anything at all.

Now, a woman might say she enjoys the sensation of "fullness" when being pentrated by a larger ####### as opposed to a smaller one. That is something a woman could feel, regardless of where the majority of the nerve endings are clustered. But for all intents and purposes, if a man has a ####### larger than three inches long (and I think most do), then there really isn't an issue as far as providing stimulation and pleasure during intercourse.

There is the point, however, of a larger ####### being more visually and psychologically stimulating than a smaller one to most women. Does this mean most women necessarily want a porn star-size ####### inside of them? Probably not. That doesn't mean it won't turn some on to see one though. Physically though, what I wrote about above in the first and second paragraphs still holds.

In my opinion, the real advantage to having a larger ####### is the confidence factor. Men with larger penises generally have greater confidence, and studies have shown that women (in general) are greatly attracted to men who have confidence. Therefore, the men with larger penises "get more action" not directly because of their ####### size, but indirectly because it makes them more confident in themselves to meet and date women.

The real culprit in all of this is the media and society. Both have brainwashed men and women into believing "bigger is better" in regards to both penises and breasts. This is why you see women who will actually turn down a man based on his ####### size (depiste liking everything else about him), and men who will do the same to a woman, but use breast size instead.

Bottom line: A good ####### is one that works as it is supposed to work. Small, medium or large, it doesn't really matter if the ####### in question won't cooperate."

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I have to reply to that!!! You sound exactly like my patient who's 71 and can't stop talking about sex. At the same time she keeps telling people that sex is over-rated and that people should be happy having it once a year,and that the world is coming to an end because all everybody's thinking about is sex! She also says that 3 inches is a perfect size to get pregnant from and size doesn't matter. I imagine that's why she keeps eyeing every man that comes into the house imagining their size and keeps telling everybody that they want 9 inches! 9! not 3!

From medical point of view 3 inches should be enough! But ask people who've tried that!!! :lol: :lol:

This thread is too funny!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

According to both male and female medical doctors (gynecologists), only the first three inches of the ####### is full of nerve endings.

It may be "only" three inches, but three inches is a lot of length for a puny ####### to navigate. If you can't keep those three inches happily occupied because you've got no grip and are always sliding out, chances are, you won't be invited back in. And they aren't counting the clit in those three inches. All ground must be covered!

[Ban Hammer 13,469]

and in related news..............

Publish Date : 2/17/2005 6:50:00 PM Source : Science and Technology News Onlypunjab.com

Now, you can play it safe along with music! A scientist has come up with musical condoms that apart from being a contraceptive gives you the opportunity play you own tone that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

"But there is no danger of being electrocuted," the Sun quoted Dr Chausovskiy as saying, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain.

They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.

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[Caladan 19]

An inch one way or another won't make any magical sort of difference that technique can't correct...

Perhaps (I don't have a ####### so I can't say for sure) .... but, the original post wasn't about whether the extra inch has an impact on a womans enjoyment, but on whether the extra inch has an impact on condom failure rates.

Well, that's quite true. And it would have an impact on the condom, possibly. (But we did veer into whether 'size mattered' pretty quick. It's not like my comment came out of nowhere, it was after several fellating smilies. )

[eric&gen 0]

An inch one way or another won't make any magical sort of difference that technique can't correct...

Perhaps (I don't have a ####### so I can't say for sure) .... but, the original post wasn't about whether the extra inch has an impact on a womans enjoyment, but on whether the extra inch has an impact on condom failure rates.

Edited December 10, 2006 by eric&gen

[eric&gen 0]

The skin flute that lady is holding with her left hand is about my size. :energetic:

[peejay 327]

The skin flute that lady is holding with her left hand is about my size. :energetic:

Skin flute? I though it was a bone-a-phone.

[Lurker 0]

So if all men had a 3 inch twig, I wonder how the woman would construe one being bigger than the other. Or in reality it is not the ####### that counts but the size of the #######. My twig has experienced both extreme spectrums. On the one hand (no pun intented) I have felt the feeling of sticking my twig in space (where the stars are in the sky". On the other hand (again no pun intented) I have felt the feeling of sticking 5 pounds of shite in a 1 pound paper bag. The one with the "Space #######" told all her girlfriends I had a small twig. They laughed and made many jokes of me. The one with the 1 pound paper bag told her girlfriends that I was huge. I got stared at a lot (From the waist down).

Both these situation occured in my personal experience, so what was the truth about my twig? I am not sure (besides what was said), but it told me that some woman can view the same ####### differently.

Edited January 15, 2007 by Lurker

[William33 110]

Opinions vary. Find a good match and ** the rest, opinions that is.

Edit: for clarity.

Edited January 15, 2007 by William33