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It was just playful, but I was exploring the theory that a well hung man might not feel the need to do anything more than put it in there and everything is hunky dory just because he's got a big one while someone not so endowed pays more attention because they feel they have to compensate for their lack of size.

As with all theories, there might be a grain of truth there somewhere.

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I have put you on ignore. No really, I have, but you are still ruining my enjoyment of this site. .

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I better quit while im ahead lol feels as if im being watched by the fun police lol suspended account again lal. I see you ha.

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not every man who has a small thing do effort to compensate, they probably know that the woman will not date them anymore so they just do their thing and fu** the woman.



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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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I better quit while im ahead lol feels as if im being watched by the fun police lol suspended account again lal. I see you ha.

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that bug is so you :lol:

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Are you seriously in love with me? Stop digging through my trash. If you want my used condoms, I'll mail them to you.

Dude ... get a hold of yourself ... and deflate the ego .... I was jesting about women ....

Geez ... :wacko::wacko::wacko:

Be hard finding the condoms through the trash they are probably extra small. :jest:

I actually use the little plastic wrappers that Icee straws comes in.

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It was just playful, but I was exploring the theory that a well hung man might not feel the need to do anything more than put it in there and everything is hunky dory just because he's got a big one while someone not so endowed pays more attention because they feel they have to compensate for their lack of size.

As with all theories, there might be a grain of truth there somewhere.

There probably is. I'm sure most guys that are hung like a mule probably act like they're a porn star, which isn't quite as effective in reality. I know I'm average sized and I'm okay with it. That said, I knows hows to use.

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All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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Are you seriously in love with me? Stop digging through my trash. If you want my used condoms, I'll mail them to you.

Dude ... get a hold of yourself ... and deflate the ego .... I was jesting about women ....

Geez ... :wacko::wacko::wacko:

Be hard finding the condoms through the trash they are probably extra small. :jest:

I actually use the little plastic wrappers that Icee straws comes in.

Next time try clipping off the tip of the rubber gloves the smallest end finger of the rubber glove would have a nice secure fit for you. :jest:

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Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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then there is the woman's version:

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This alone qualifies this thread for a bump...... :lol::lol::lol:

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Are you seriously in love with me? Stop digging through my trash. If you want my used condoms, I'll mail them to you.

Dude ... get a hold of yourself ... and deflate the ego .... I was jesting about women ....

Geez ... :wacko::wacko::wacko:

Be hard finding the condoms through the trash they are probably extra small. :jest:

I actually use the little plastic wrappers that Icee straws comes in.

Next time try clipping off the tip of the rubber gloves the smallest end finger of the rubber glove would have a nice secure fit for you. :jest:

:lol: :lol: :thumbs:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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good point brother...

anyone recommend a strap-on size for the wife?

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