Screwed up big time

[cessna_inspiron 0]

cessna_inspiron, you are absolutely one of the funniest people I have ever read online. Keep keeping it real, homeboy. :energetic:

well, thanks for the compliment buddy. I don't know who you are and where you are from but anyways thanks for whatever lol...yeah i keep it hard, tough and stuff and whoever tries to bring me down is bringing himself down with me. i give you that word, believe that...playa...."cause it's 1 8 7 on an undercover cop"

[Pigu 0]

I AM A ROBOT ARE YOU A ROBOT

[cessna_inspiron 0]

I AM A ROBOT ARE YOU A ROBOT

what do you mean? are you drunk on saturday night?

[Pigu 0]

But, as the Notorious B.I.G. put it

Yo Mommy,

Yo Daddy;

Let's All Play Kabaddi

:energetic:

:joy:

Edited December 10, 2006 by Pigu

[cdancer 0]

hmmmmmm..after reading all that...I think its time to go wash my hair....

or go pick up dog poop in the backyard...

[heishe 2]

you have been living in the US illegally for two years but have you ever listened to any Dr Dre rap song where he said 'F** The police' ? No you haven't.

What is F**? "Fax The Police"? No, I have never heard that song.

Fax The Police comin straight from tha faxmachine

HA! Ungrateful lazy immigrant! How many countries have YOU been to? I bet it's not 27! Don't you know highly educated NASA scientists have determined, and Netcraft has confirmed, that America is the best planet in the whole galaxy? Help me Obi-wan!

It's more than 27 I can send you photocopies of the 27 visas and sorry i didn't know who confirmed what but i know one thing! you haven't been to 3, let alone 27 and good luck with your feeling jealous about me and whatever i have done but if you have patience to read the post entirely, it will teach you a good lesson too

Hey squirt, I was talking to Pigu there. That's not you.

[cessna_inspiron 0]

I was refraining until now, not wanting to add fuel to the fire, but that was too funny

1. I never claimed that canada was a third world country,

....(blah blah blah nonsense blah blah insanity edited for length)...

Last but not the least, I wish you all the best with you life with your wife. Enjoy America and worship the statue of liberty, respect America and her government and stay free with freedom, cause freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed - else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

Wow, you write like Lindsay Lohan!

I have never read anything written by her but what's so special about her?

[featherB 1]

What was that all about....??

[TracyTN 237]

[Sinergy 3]

Somehow this thread went from making sence and being helpful, to a bunch of retarded things being thrown in that had no help for the OP at all

[cessna_inspiron 0]

Somehow this thread went from making sence and being helpful, to a bunch of retarded things being thrown in that had no help for the OP at all

lol

[ceriserose 1]

*nudges you for some popcorn*

[pj1959us 0]

By the way, who's lazy? is it the person who has been living here for the past 2 years but can't afford 500 dollars for filing and etc etc or the one who is bound to send 500 dollars home for his mother's treatment and still can afford to buy dell's latest AMD line of laptops for his gfs? who is lazy? the one who is abusing and calling the immigration process '#######' or the one who truly loved america and can sing like tupac proudly "to live and die in US, the place to be, you have got to be there to know it, everybody wanna see" ?

Your posts aren't very consistent, depending on what thread is read.

Aren't you the one that has been receiving financial assitance from your aunt for months? That you've only been working for food since you didn't have a work permit and you couldn't possibly borrow the money for return tickets because you couldn't repay?

Who was "stuck" here because your planes are no longer allowed to land in the US and instead of buying a return ticket just decided to stay...while the love of your life American girlfriend "somehow" got a hold of you by the internet just by coincidence....that you have suddenly decided to marry and is now pregnant with your child...while she already has other children, is on welfare, but is working 35 hours a week (because that's all she's permitted to work so she can still get welfare)?

[Pigu 0]

Edited December 12, 2006 by Pigu

[cessna_inspiron 0]

By the way, who's lazy? is it the person who has been living here for the past 2 years but can't afford 500 dollars for filing and etc etc or the one who is bound to send 500 dollars home for his mother's treatment and still can afford to buy dell's latest AMD line of laptops for his gfs? who is lazy? the one who is abusing and calling the immigration process '#######' or the one who truly loved america and can sing like tupac proudly "to live and die in US, the place to be, you have got to be there to know it, everybody wanna see" ?

Your posts aren't very consistent, depending on what thread is read.

Aren't you the one that has been receiving financial assitance from your aunt for months? That you've only been working for food since you didn't have a work permit and you couldn't possibly borrow the money for return tickets because you couldn't repay?

Who was "stuck" here because your planes are no longer allowed to land in the US and instead of buying a return ticket just decided to stay...while the love of your life American girlfriend "somehow" got a hold of you by the internet just by coincidence....that you have suddenly decided to marry and is now pregnant with your child...while she already has other children, is on welfare, but is working 35 hours a week (because that's all she's permitted to work so she can still get welfare)?

yep. yep i'm working for food and shelter. yep i can't and will never be able to borrow the money for return tickets because i wouldn't be able to repay if i have to work in my homeland that has been ranked number one in corruptioon 4 times in a row, because we are too poor and in order to get a job not only you have to be educated but also you need hidden and internal links with various people of the government to get a good job that would be able to pay me the money that i would have to borrow from my aunt or whoever that is. read up more about our bankrupt and poverty-ridden country by searching for the term 'bangladesh' in google. in my country 65 is equal to one US dollar an average educated smart handsome eligible guy over there earns maximum 6000 BDT per month (as a starting salary) which is 92 dollars in US currency. plane ticket from NYC to Zia international airport would cost 1300 dollars (i have searched continously for two months and knocked on doors of almost all cheap miserable but knowlegeable and trustworthy travel agencies in NYC but they have failed to provide me with a cheap price. if i earn 92 dollars per month in bangladesh, do you want me to just send the whole amount to my aunt or whoever lends me the money and die nameless and foodless? why don't you better tell me to commit suicide in the US instead? that way i could say to the gatekeeper of hell that i didn't die in a country where you can't go outside without fear of getting shot by muggers in daylight right in front of the cops, where electricity goes out so often that innocent tender students have to lit candles in the evening to resume their studies while using a hand-made hand-driven fan with their hands to keep them cool while reading and getting bit the f*** up by mosquitos while the government just sits inside his/her royal air-conditioned and electricity generator run place (in case electriciy goes out in his/her place, it will be restored immediately in the blink of an eye by the million dollar generators imported from US) and laugh at the poor homeless jobless foodless citizens, where natural calamities is almost an everyday issue and road accidents, gang-raping of children and women is a very common scenario. more than 2000 children have been gang-raped so many times in paddy fields of the rural areas of my homeland and got killed after the retards were satisfied physically, so that the child can't live to tell the tale to the authority. in some cases people come forward to deter the raper and take the child to nearby hospitals given that the criminal ain't armed or vicious. but after the unarmed retard flees the scence, he bribes bigger gangstars of his local neighborhoud and tells them to threaten the child's mother and father to kill and set fire on their homes if they go to the cops, where cops stand by as muggers loot thousands and thousands of dollars from small business jewellary stores and flee but not before sharing some of the loot with the cops in question, where the high-up officials of Biman Bangladesh Airlines, for which i was able to travel more than 27 countries on free tickets and got to stay in 5 star hotels with my father since he is a chief purser of the airlines and finally got to sleep with the girl of my dream that i have been chatting with online for more than 1 and half year, are so corrupt and misused so much fund given to them by the government that even after FAA banned the old, malnourished, fragile, inefficient dc-10-30s from landing in the US, they can't buy new aircraft and instead now they are planning on selling the whole airlines to a third party client which will eventually mean that my dad will be forcefully fired which will also mean he is going to starve to death sooner or later, god forbid, where woman can't go hang around with their lovers after 6 o'clock cause corrupt bribe-loving undercover cops act like the guy hired a prostitute and being a muslim country prostituion is banned and showing such a reason they arrest both of them, handcuff them and imprison them until and unless their relatives come up with at least more than 1000 US currency or BDT equivalent, where education is meaningless and worthless in other first world countries and last but not the least, where right now the army has been spawned to kill on sight anyone who is seen wandering about in the street without a valid reason. and on the contrary, in NYC, even if i am forced to commit suicide for marrying a white american girl cause i am illegal, then at least before death i can ask my girl, as a last wish, to hang around with me in a bar and have a couple of drinks, get out and kiss her and show the whole world my passion for her without fear of getting f***-up by cops.

Who was "stuck" here because your planes are no longer allowed to land in the US and instead of buying a return ticket just decided to stay << it was ME.

while the love of your life American girlfriend "somehow" got a hold of you by the internet just by coincidence << um what do you mean? i have been chatting with not only her, by numerous american, british, japanese and thai gfs and male friends of mine for years. and i am an ok person and have enjoyed my share of girls in wherever i went. remember that i am not like any of you. i am a professional traveler and i have visited countries that are far more better than US for people to live in with peace, harmony and enjoyment. everywhere i went i was treated with respect and money due to the fact that my father was a chief purser of an international airlines and airline crews are not ordinary people. they risk their lives every single nano second and also for your info, if you keep on travelling and at the same time working by air at below or above 25000 and 30000 feet altitude on an extremely constant basis, then it slowly and steadily takes away from your body some vital ingredients required to stay healthy and for that crews receive something called 'jet allowance'. this is not your dunking donut's job that you do once you marry your wife and get legal and get work permit that so many illegals like me will never get in this lifetime, pj1959us. this is about struggle, hardship and facing death and every kinds of wicked and all kinds of retardedness and i don't even want my arch enemy to face what i am facing now as an illegal being threatened by his indian employer and not getting paid in time and when asked for money the employer tells him to shut up and buys him a 20 LB bag of white rice and something called 'daal', a liquid-based food. but i feel so proud that my father was legal in his homeland and was able to keep my mother happy with money and everything, while i might have to do the same thing for my wife also but with an illegal status. i am proud that at least my father was honoured by so many other employees and pilots at his workplace for his brilliance, talent and hard work, while in my case the only difference is that everytime i ask him, my employer, to pay me the salary, he tells me that he will have to pay the government a big fine and his business will be closed down shut if i get arrested by cops for working illegally by any chance and for that reason only, he is taking my salary and gathering it in his bank as a security deposit. if i get arrested for overstaying and working illegally, he will use the money to pay the government the fine. and everywhere i went they took a little interview and i passed almost all of them except one in a bar but in each instance, at the very final moment, i was told to show a valid work permit or proof of permanent residency and failure to show them those resulted in a polite apology and denial, although in one dunkin donuts branch in 28th street broadway manhattan the boss got pissed off and asked me to get outta his sight since he belives that illegals are taking away jobs from normal citizens.

while the love of your life American girlfriend "somehow" got a hold of you by the internet just by coincidence << i kept contact with her from my homeland in online and by phone and when i came to the US and i believe i was in a rush when i posted my first-ever post in VJ but what happened is that during my second and last trip to the us she actually trusted me enough to reveal her house address and sent it to me in one of our phone conversations. she is a scared-type person and fully believes that it's not safe to reveal his personal information and stuffs to unknown people online. after she gave me that address, she just asked me to know wheather or not i want to honour this relationship of ours by patronising her house whenever i can and i gladly accepted. after we met each other, we spent time together and then i came back to nyc and went back to VT again after a week cause both of us felt that it was kinda irritating and impossible for both of us to live seperately, since we liked each other's performance and everything else starting from personalities, smile, face, appearance, ambitions, accents and everything else. multiples times we asked each other wheather or not we have any problems with each other and the answer turned out to be no. and most probably in my last meeting with her she got pregnant which is a normal thing to happen, isn't it?

that you have suddenly decided to marry and is now pregnant with your child...while she already has other children, is on welfare, but is working 35 hours a week (because that's all she's permitted to work so she can still get welfare)? << yes i have suddenly decided to marry because i am a man of 24 and she is 27 and i realized that she needs mental, emotional and financial (if i ever really get paid for the illegal ####### that i do) support and the prime reason behind why all her previous three children was forced to be given up for adoption is that she chose to stay single and the state observed that since she aint got no husband or anyone to support the children and she herself being unable to work because of her severe illness in her feet, the kids were forced to be adopted. yes she is on welfare just like so many other people in various states and it's nothing to frown at, since government just doesn't distribute the welfare with his eyes closed. a thorough investigation was performed on my fiancee by doctors when she couldn't stand anymore and had to drop unconcious while working as a manager of dunkin donuts. i have it all written on papers prepared by lawyers and state officials and i brought them all to NYC just to keep a record with myself and if you're so curious about my case, they will be sent to you by email only to help you refrain from being so curious and jealous of the welfare she receives. i don't mean to be rude but if you are so jealous of someone gettting welfare, then you do the investigation on him/her yourself and go to the f**** government officials and show them the proofs that she is getting welfare by showing false documents. do something about it. she is a US citizen and the government himself made the law to provide support to citizens who are sick, unable to work for true reasons and need help. And she herself told me that she needs someone loving and caring enough to stay with her at all times and that way she believes she will get around soon. and being a person born in bangladesh who used to wake up in the morning in his dad's house and looked at the newspaper only to find out in big headlines who got killed and raped and who set fire on who, i decided to stretch my hands and embrace her with my everything that i have as of now (which is not green card, money, SSN, work permit, driving license or a job that doesn't even pay a single cent per hour except white rice and 'daal', but simple love, care, passion, trustfulness, honesty, respect and the willingness to stick to her wheather or not i get deported in future.) i believe that even she believes that love, care, passion, trustfulness, honesty, respect and the willingness to stick to her is meaningless unless i can bring her money, but if she is okay with a person who can't earn money, then she won't be bothered with me staying around her. most of the girls in the US are selfish, as my fellow illegal indian/asian labourers say, and they can't stand asian men and even if they hang around with asians, they make their lives a living hell by asking for money, cars and stuffs but she is not really like that, and she also understands what i really get from my workplace.

is on welfare, but is working 35 hours a week (because that's all she's permitted to work so she can still get welfare)? << at this point i think for some reasons you weren't either given education properly willingly in your childhood or you spent your childhood smoking crack. and please next time you wanna talk about something you have simply have no knowledge about, please warn me beforehand so that i can use my valuable time on something else, such as working towards my GED, the only thing that they don't have any problem with allowing me to study without the need of your green card that you already have or will have and i pray to god you will get! The government provides her with welfare and that's true but still knows that what she is provided with by the government isn't enough to pay for her last child that's not been adopted as of 2006 and for her basic needs such as food, phone bills, cell bills, cable tv etc etc. she is allowed to work 35 hours a week not only because she needs to properly take care of the child, her education and everything else, but also because she can't work more than that anyways since the doctors have certified that if she does exceed that time limit, the condition of her feet will get worse.

and before i dismiss the case, i want to reveal that i did work for money for the first 4 months in a photocopy center in 1st avenue, manhattan but later failed to show to the owner that someday my SSN will arrive. nowadays even cops are arresting people without a valid permission to live and work in the US here in manhattan and people who are illegal are getting arrested on a daily basis. after seeing an arrest right in front of my eyes, i immediately quit the job and told the owner about my overstaying and left him and found a job that i can do in an underground basement, like the one that i am doing now. and with the four month's earning that i kept with myself, i bought a Dell Inspiron laptop for my gf outta love, and most of the rest of the money was sent to Bangladesh for my mother's illness in kidney. She was treated in the US before and they found out both of her kidneys were not functioning and she received treatment for free for she had no money but had to buy medicines for 40 dollars per prescription at Jacobi Medical Center, bronx, NYC

what's up piqu? funny and cute pic thanks