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[brnidokiegurl 0]

1. Half the people you know are below average

2. A consceience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

3. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

4. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

5. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand

6. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse get the cheese

7. I almost had a psyhic girlfriend, but she left me before we met

8. OK, so whats the speed of dark?

9. How do you tell when youre out of invisible ink?

10. I intend to live forever. So far so good

11 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

12. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

14. If at first your don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried

15. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

16. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

17. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont' have film 18. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it

20. When everything is coming you way, you're in the wrong land

[rclouse 0]

18. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

They used that on a Despair poster.

[rebelheart 0]

1. Half the people you know are below average

2. A consceience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

3. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

4. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

5. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand

6. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse get the cheese

7. I almost had a psyhic girlfriend, but she left me before we met

8. OK, so whats the speed of dark?

9. How do you tell when youre out of invisible ink?

10. I intend to live forever. So far so good

11 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

12. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

14. If at first your don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried

15. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

16. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

17. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont' have film 18. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it

20. When everything is coming you way, you're in the wrong land

hmm...

[brnidokiegurl 0]

20. s/b lane

[Yodrak 7]

George Carlin might correct him - half the people you know are below the median.

Yodrak

1. Half the people you know are below average

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[Savanphil 3]

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it

This is so true!!

[Yodrak 7]

Savanphil,

Yes, it could be the VJ moto.

Yodrak

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it

This is so true!!