Democracy as tragicomedy, a mail in ballot with a resentful bigot, a soulless opportunist and others.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Edited September 1, 2013 by amriki bhai

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Ed the Barber.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Evidently, he does not cut hair:

[mota bhai 2,675]

I thought I should vote third party but these guys are all a bunch of freaks and weirdos!

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I got a ballot with someone whose party was called "NSA did 9/11." This silliness doesn't happen where I am from and that was a surprise!

[mota bhai 2,675]

Jeff Boss, I read about him online.

[mota bhai 2,675]

From jeff's website:

Now the NSA has microwave radiation coming out of the seats of my car, a blue Honda fit license #NJ W31 ACY. The NSA is also trying to kill me because I have been talking about George W. Bush’s drinking, womanizing, and cocaine use in the Whitehouse and how many people the NSA killed to get George elected and to keep him in office.

Oh, and this:

DID THE NSA KILL JFK, RFK, MLK? BECAUSE THE NSA IS TRYING TO KILL JEFF BOSS.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

From jeff's website:

Now the NSA has microwave radiation coming out of the seats of my car, a blue Honda fit license #NJ W31 ACY. The NSA is also trying to kill me because I have been talking about George W. Bush’s drinking, womanizing, and cocaine use in the Whitehouse and how many people the NSA killed to get George elected and to keep him in office.

Geez, other states have laws to limit the goofball fringe parties, by requiring signatures or something to get on the official ballot.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Geez, other states have laws to limit the goofball fringe parties, by requiring signatures or something to get on the official ballot.

New Jersey has discovered that the more ridiculous the third party candidates are, the more entrenched the two party system gets.

[mota bhai 2,675]

So VJ, tell me which of these clowns I should vote for? I'll vote for anyone who doesn't oppose comprehensive immigration reform.

[Peikko 1,575]

Looks like your stuck with the alimony reformist. A real man's man no doubt

[Peikko 1,575]

More good news, he only has four goals to achieve He's a real winner.

[mota bhai 2,675]

His campaign website stresses that he's an anti-corruption guy. The alimony thing sounds weird.

[Peikko 1,575]

I know, right? As an afterthought, he's got some views on the 'mid East and Israel' now too. I think I would soon be tired of his 'straight talk' platform though.

[mota bhai 2,675]

I know, right? As an afterthought, he's got some views on the 'mid East and Israel' now too. I think I would soon be tired of his 'straight talk' platform though.

There's always the unkempt barber.