Sociopathic Neighbor - need some suggestions.

[Jacque67 7,328]

You'd need help, if the street is rough, and you'd need to be sly, but... a floor jack. Jack up the drive wheels and push the cars back onto her side late at night.

Messy, but not too malicious... vaseline on wiper blades.

Does her front door have a screen door? If so, catch an alley cat and put it between the doors, then ring the doorbell and run like hell. Alley cat + dogs = fun times.

Might not work too well, given the neighborhood, but... Drop off a bunch of flyers at a biker bar stating that there is going to be a big party at the house. Make sure to include that it's okay to park the bikes on the lawn. Also put in that there will be free Buck Knives to the first 100 to arrive.

Pay cash to have 5 yards of gravel delivered on her driveway while she is out. I mean, she's not using it, right?

Call every carpet cleaning and pest removal service in the area. Tell them you need an estimate ASAP and to come out. Give your neighbors address.

Duct tape, a nice size prawn, and a wheel well.

Fix-a-flat in a parked tire.

Not as easy today with mag wheels, but a rock in a hubcab is annoying. Especially when it happens in a different wheel each week.

What is it with American males with PI wives. It's like Animal House! I love this thread!

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

You'd need help, if the street is rough, and you'd need to be sly, but... a floor jack. Jack up the drive wheels and push the cars back onto her side late at night.

Messy, but not too malicious... vaseline on wiper blades.

Does her front door have a screen door? If so, catch an alley cat and put it between the doors, then ring the doorbell and run like hell. Alley cat + dogs = fun times.

Might not work too well, given the neighborhood, but... Drop off a bunch of flyers at a biker bar stating that there is going to be a big party at the house. Make sure to include that it's okay to park the bikes on the lawn. Also put in that there will be free Buck Knives to the first 100 to arrive.

Pay cash to have 5 yards of gravel delivered on her driveway while she is out. I mean, she's not using it, right?

Call every carpet cleaning and pest removal service in the area. Tell them you need an estimate ASAP and to come out. Give your neighbors address.

Duct tape, a nice size prawn, and a wheel well.

Fix-a-flat in a parked tire.

Not as easy today with mag wheels, but a rock in a hubcab is annoying. Especially when it happens in a different wheel each week.

The Alley Cat & Biker Bar - painted a visual = had me laughing so hard I had to set my coffee down!

All excellent ideas. I need to find a "John Belushi " to help me pull this off!

Thanks for the feedback Dave!

That's kinda what we had in mind.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

especially if said pile of dirt contains fire ants.

& I just so happen to know where to find a nest!

I'm going to read up on how to (if possible) relocate their nest. I don't see it going well for me once I rouse them little devils but...The bites would be forgotten as soon as we witnessed her waddling away in fear.

Thanks Charles!

pure evil- lol

& what's scary = Niblet is dead serious.

[~happyndinlove~ 540]

You could try this:

http://paganism-wicca.yoexpert.com/magic-and-spellwork/how-can-i-use-a-neighbor-banishing-spell-to-get-ri-1307.html

I would start parking all my vehicles in front of her house for a few weeks so maybe she would clue in to how inconsiderate it is, but from how you've described her, I doubt that would work.

I will Google to see if DFW has any Voodoo stores. Would make for an interesting shopping experience! We are open to try anything that won't get us in trouble with the police. It might work but she is very . So frustrating.

Thank you!

Edited September 2, 2013 by ~happyndinlove~

[pro_star 52]

Okay going back a couple pages.

Inviting Jehovah's Witnesses may backfire on you.

"Well we're in the neighborhood perhaps her neighbor needs to hear the Word!!!"

[Jacque67 7,328]

It could all back fire. I am under the impression everyone in Texas carries a gun!

[Jacque67 7,328]

This reminds me of the films Animal House and American Beauty, with a touch of the tv series Desperate Housewives. I can't wait to see how it ends!

[Ontarkie 14,226]

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[Niblet 22]

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dang it,,,I missed it!

[Ontarkie 14,226]

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[Niblet 22]

off topic--self removed

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[DavenRoxy 1,073]

So if we start a thread titled "My house is THIS big", and we talk about it, would that thread be closed or removed?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

So if we start a thread titled "My house is THIS big", and we talk about it, would that thread be closed or removed?

You have to talk about nasty things to do to the crazy neighbor. As long as you can maintain that nexus, you are good to go.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

I reckon, if you say so. I just think moderation should be done in... moderation.

[B_J 2,752]

This whole thread is juvenile and immature.

Keep up the good work.