Sociopathic Neighbor - need some suggestions.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

Wouldn't this be considered harrassment?

I feel for the dogs, poor things.

This woman and her daughters obviously have mental problems.

I'd just keep calling the cops and ignore her to the best of my ability.

I don't see it turning into a harassment charge.

Yep. I grew up with German Shepherds. Labs are smart Dogs. When they are sad - it's in their eyes. The Hag does not deserve to be a pet owner. It's terrible.

We have decided the Hag is mental. Like I posted b4 - there is more to the story but would take too long to post. Bottom line - we are leaning = Hag is Sociopath.

We have called the cops re: Dogs. Will keep doing so as we wait for AC complaint to process. Police will not help us with other issues. A Hag for a neighbor is not a crime. Just an everyday irritant.

But hey! We have won some battles & we are very stubborn. Our neighbor Ed - he & his wife are in their late 60s...you should see the man's face when he describes what they have suffered. & when he tells about the box fans to help them sleep - he's humiliated. It's sad.

We're not gonna ignore Hag coz Hag makes us pay attention to Hag. We're gonna win this fight. Period.

Thanks for your feedback!

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

It would be a shame if she left the car window down and some of the skunk scent accidentally splashed inside her car.

Plan is to 1) stink the grass. 2) stink the curb 3) it is an accident if it ends up on Hag's tires.

[Mary Lou 681]

I don't see it turning into a harassment charge.

Yep. I grew up with German Shepherds. Labs are smart Dogs. When they are sad - it's in their eyes. The Hag does not deserve to be a pet owner. It's terrible.

We have decided the Hag is mental. Like I posted b4 - there is more to the story but would take too long to post. Bottom line - we are leaning = Hag is Sociopath.

We have called the cops re: Dogs. Will keep doing so as we wait for AC complaint to process. Police will not help us with other issues. A Hag for a neighbor is not a crime. Just an everyday irritant.

But hey! We have won some battles & we are very stubborn. Our neighbor Ed - he & his wife are in their late 60s...you should see the man's face when he describes what they have suffered. & when he tells about the box fans to help them sleep - he's humiliated. It's sad.

We're not gonna ignore Hag coz Hag makes us pay attention to Hag. We're gonna win this fight. Period.

Thanks for your feedback!

LOL your welcome and you are doing exactly what the Hag wants you to do! By giving her attention.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

Depends.

Does OP live in a mcmansion or in one of those shitshacks in old frisco.

I plan on doing both (loud sex and orgasm in noised in Yoruba) to piss off wretched old hag next door.

(from op)

"Set the stage -

Our neighborhood is = Garages in the back. Each home has ample driveway and garage space to accommodate multiple vehicles. Very nicely landscaped and well maintained lawns. 3500-6000 square feet homes."

LOL your welcome and you are doing exactly what the Hag wants you to do! By giving her attention.

Well...you're right about that. In fact, We discussed that very aspect to & from Bass Pro.

We decided = we gotta fight.

[robbie jeannet 5]

Take a rubber balloon streach it out to where you can pour the maximum amount of skunk scent in it.tie a knot to seal it then drop it through the little slots between the back edge of the hood and the wiper blades. this is where all your inside air comes from, it will take a little time for the balloon to rot but when it does

[spookyturtle 9,465]

You know how every magazine has one of those subscription cards inside that lets you sign up and check the bill me later box? Imagine if someone went to the bookstore and took them from, oh say, a few dozen magazines, maybe more, and sent them in with her name and address and bill me later? She'd be getting dozens of bills in the mail and wondering why.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

Take a rubber balloon streach it out to where you can pour the maximum amount of skunk scent in it.tie a knot to seal it then drop it through the little slots between the back edge of the hood and the wiper blades. this is where all your inside air comes from, it will take a little time for the balloon to rot but when it does

That's advanced strategic planning.

I don't want to max bomb the Hag yet. My thoughts are - Hag drives away & notices Hag's car doesn't stink. Hag's thought processes lead Had to identify - it's the area near Hag car. Hag (like the Rat eventually finds the cheese) learns - Move car to avoid stink.

(if) That Hag cannot be trained = We go advanced strategies. Mostly just for fun.

Thanks for your input!

Edited August 31, 2013 by Crashed~N2~Me

[Novembro 1,763]

LOL your welcome and you are doing exactly what the Hag wants you to do! By giving her attention.

Not sure skunk piss counts as attention.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

You know how every magazine has one of those subscription cards inside that lets you sign up and check the bill me later box? Imagine if someone went to the bookstore and took them from, oh say, a few dozen magazines, maybe more, and sent them in with her name and address and bill me later? She'd be getting dozens of bills in the mail and wondering why.

I like your thinking!

Putting those "bill me later" cards in the mail would be a very pleasurable moment. I would probably lie awake (in bed) laughing for several days to weeks.

Thanks!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

You could also put up one of those sheets with the tear off phone numbers asking for someone to do yard work, painting etc and put her name and number on it. Reverse it and state to call such and such for yard work, etc. Use your imagination. Usually there is a bulletin board full of this stuff at the laundromat, supermarkets, etc. You could do the same and offer a room for rent, car for sale, etc, etc.

How about a Craiglist ad?

Edited August 31, 2013 by spookyturtle

[Novembro 1,763]

Missed Connections: Chain-smoking nurse.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

You could also put up one of those sheets with the tear off phone numbers asking for someone to do yard work, painting etc and put her name and number on it. Reverse it and state to call such and such for yard work, etc. Use your imagination. Usually there is a bulletin board full of this stuff at the laundromat, supermarkets, etc. You could do the same and offer a room for rent, car for sale, etc, etc.

How about a Craiglist ad?

You have moved past the parking issue & are in it purely for wreaking havoc on a deserving Hag.

I really appreciate the moral support!

Reminds me of Animal House - Don't get mad. Get even!!

We gotta hang on to that attitude or 1 day we will find ourselves buying box fans so we can sleep at night. That ain't happening!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

You have moved past the parking issue & are in it purely for wreaking havoc on a deserving Hag.

I really appreciate the moral support!

Reminds me of Animal House - Don't get mad. Get even!!

We gotta hang on to that attitude or 1 day we will find ourselves buying box fans so we can sleep at night. That ain't happening!

I'm trying to come up with annoying ideas but nothing that can get you in trouble. You could also set up multiple appointments for the same day and time for lawn care, window replacement, etc. Or call the Jehovah Witnesses, Mormons or any other door to door people you can think of. You could stretch this out for weeks and sit in your house and laugh your butt off.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

I'm trying to come up with annoying ideas but nothing that can get you in trouble. You could also set up multiple appointments for the same day and time for lawn care, window replacement, etc. Or call the Jehovah Witnesses, Mormons or any other door to door people you can think of. You could stretch this out for weeks and sit in your house and laugh your butt off.

These are all excellent ideas. I really like the JW idea coz once they get an invite - they're like vampires = they ain't going anywhere until they get some blood!

[~happyndinlove~ 540]

Missed Connections: Chain-smoking nurse.

I know! She is a walking oxymoron!