Sociopathic Neighbor - need some suggestions.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

OMG - peer pressure worked !!!!

Congratulations !!!!

Thanks Darnell !

Yep! Peer pressure did the trick! As soon as the ladies (across the street found out the truth - Garage is a Junk Trove) they were peeved

The Hag had played Hag sob story to them multiple times & it was all a con. That didn't go over very well.

[Darnell 8,479]

Darnell®

Yes? How may I help?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Yes? How may I help?

More trolling! You are the man®!

[SMOKE 1,426]

Bottom line = HAG IS NOW PARKING ALL HAG VEHICLES IN HAG DRIVEWAY!!!

sweet! ask the hag if she wants to sell the 'abusive ex's' harley on the cheap. yanno i'm always looking to help someone out.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

sweet! ask the hag if she wants to sell the 'abusive ex's' harley on the cheap. yanno i'm always looking to help someone out.

I would but well....we aren't exactly on good terms.

Jehovah's Witnesses are scheduled for a mid-morning visit this coming Tuesday. I doubt relationship dynamics will improve any time soon.

[Darnell 8,479]

More trolling! You are the man®!

I am not a troll. Nor do I play one on TV.

Or am I ? Seriously, no clue.

[Pooky 3,830]

Jehovah's Witnesses are scheduled for a mid-morning visit this coming Tuesday. I doubt relationship dynamics will improve any time soon.

No mercy!

I like it.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

No mercy!

I like it.

We've discussed the possibility of coming to peaceful terms with Hag. SMH - in doubt. (unfortunately) We think Teddy is correct when he posted = always be a nuisance 1 way or another. Can't anticipate what will be the next intrusion but surely Hag will find a new way to impose.

We have to maintain & contain. No other choice.

(JW's were already scheduled & kinda odd...but they don't have a "cancel visit" option. Go figure. )

[pro_star 52]

Well now that they'll be coming to your neighborhood...I'd suggest you get yourself a naughty devil outfit (yes you, not your wife lol) so you can answer the door wearing that in case they also look to save your soul.

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

Well now that they'll be coming to your neighborhood...I'd suggest you get yourself a naughty devil outfit (yes you, not your wife lol) so you can answer the door wearing that in case they also look to save your soul.

Perhaps I can greet them looking like this...,

I could say..."sure c'mon in but you will have to wait 'til I finish my sacrificial rituals." "I made tea that looks like blood....have a cup while you wait?"

Edited September 7, 2013 by Crashed~N2~Me

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I usually greet then with an untied bathrobe and torn skivvies. Works every time.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Our next door neighbor is an every day nuisance. She imposes & intrudes in various ways. We successfully fight off 1 intrusion only to have her create a new way to annoy the hell out of us resulting in a new war.

Set the stage -

Our neighborhood is = Garages in the back. Each home has ample driveway and garage space to accommodate multiple vehicles. Very nicely landscaped and well maintained lawns. 3500-6000 square feet homes. Most residents = children in college or grown & gone. Our nearest neighbors are advanced education white collar professionals.

In other words = we're all a bunch of uptight "intellectuals" (AKA - know it all Azzholes) living that "I busted my azz to get where I am so don't mess with my sheet & we'll get along just fine". We fit right in! & for the most part - our neighbors are nice people with friendly smiles & good senses of humor. Courteous, polite & demonstrate an appropriate understanding of neighborly etiquette.

Except for the Sociopath backwoods hick living right next door to us.

The Hag -

A Nurse Practitioner. Single mom of 2 college age daughters. Pet owner = 5 Dogs = 2 adult black labs 1 husky mix & 2 tiny mutts. Chain Smoker. Has the = I cry while I explain why I make my problems your problems & says to my wife while I'm standing right there - "all the men in this neighborhood are complete Azzes" "the only reason they complain to me is bcoz I don't have a husband", "so, woman to woman - help me out" = let me do what I want even if it annoys the hell out of you & your husband...attitude.

Battle of the Parking - Hag & her daughters park all 4 of their cars in front of their house & her West neighbor house & our (we are her east neighbor) house. My wife went over & put a note on her windshield asking her to not park in front of our house. As we were leaving that day.. hag spotted us - approached us & came to my wife's side of the car - & with about 9 inches of space between their 2 faces (my wife backed away in revulsion due to eye boogers & stench of Camels) launched into a crying rant about why she parks out front = Violent ex husband (no1 has ever seen)...neighborhood crawling with night burglars (we have a watch & never an incident)... daughters have parallel parking disabilities. I offered multiple solutions which garnered smirks & eye rolls.

Soon after we discovered the real reason for front parking = Daughter left garage doors open revealing = a junk trove American Pickers would covet. Most of it appears to "man stuff". We have decided = She is not hiding from Ex husband. She is hoping he will spot the vehicles. He ain't coming back. THE MAN ESCAPED! Propensity of fact = He even left his Harley.

Solution = 1 of the cars is blown piston = dead & illegally parked - I called Frisco PD - they came out & gave her 30 days to move vehicle. Car is now parked in rear driveway. We are down to 3. btw...it wouldn't matter if these were 3 BMWs or Benzies...if they're parking in front of our house = we gotta fight.

Battle of the Bark - Hag keeps dogs pent up all day. They never take them for a walk. They keep them in the house for most of the day. Their backyard reeks of dog feces. The older black lab has become a frenetic barker. Meaning = he barks as soon as he is let outside - non stop - for no apparent reason other than the poor dog has been made insane.

Rumor has it - Dogs are kept in separate cages while Hag & daughters are gone (early morning to 10ish - for daughters - midday to midnight for Hag). Dogs are silent until about 8pm & the bark choir begins inside their house. It continues until daughters return home. Dogs are let outside promptly & continue barking. West neighbor informs - he won an animal control complaint against Hag 4 months before we moved into neighborhood (took him over a year). Dogs also bark before 7am - sometimes as early as 5-6am. I'm already awake but my wife is not..well..she wasn't. BTW - The dog barking woke us up 13/15 1st nights after moving in. It occurred as late as 1:30am.

Solution - What I just described in current conditions. This is an improvement resulting from us calling the Police 6 times with the last call garnering a Hag citation. We have also initiated our own AC complaint. It is ongoing.

Border War - The brief time the dogs are allowed outside - 2 of them immediately go to work digging an escape tunnel while the Black Lab distracts with his constant barking. (we think) The dogs are attempting an escape to find the ex husband. Every now & then 1 will pop his head out from under the fence & look at us with a "please...for the love of Lassie & Rin Tin Tin! Help us!! The dogs have successfully dug deep enough for the 2 mutts to slip through & have gnawed a hole in the fence attempting to free their bigger brothers. The Hag decided to foil their escape by placing various sized pavers & rocks in the hole. This Hag made plug is half way into our yard.

Solution - Every day I go outside & toss each paver/ rock back over their fence & in different locations. I figure I'm helping them get exercise as they gather up & rebuild the wall & the 2 mutts are able to run free while wall is under construction Each time they rebuild the wall, they modify it in attempt to prevent me from destructing it & to reengineer more Dog proof (coz the Dogs are helping me tear it down). It is like watching a discovery channel episode of mans evolution - use of rocks as tools. After a month long battle. The 3 finally built a structure that does not trespass onto our property. Sorry Dogs. Game over.

Current issue is the parking again. Since border war has stopped - the Hag has returned to parking her vehicle in front of our house. There is enough room in front of her house, if the daughters would squeeze tighter (they leave a half car distance between each vehicle - front and back) but Hag has decided there is plenty of room in front of our house so...,

Sorry for the long read. I need some Ideas how to make the Hag park in her driveway or park her cars - just/only in front of her own house.

I know a throat punch is best suited for this situation but...well...the police wouldn't think so.

Thanks for taking time to read! Any & All feedback is much appreciated.

1. Every day I encounter a reason to be glad I married a Ukrainian.

2. Move

3. Basically I have never experienced any such nonsense so I have little advice. But it was interesting to read.

[Darnell 8,479]

Thanks Darnell !

Yep! Peer pressure did the trick! As soon as the ladies (across the street found out the truth - Garage is a Junk Trove) they were peeved

The Hag had played Hag sob story to them multiple times & it was all a con. That didn't go over very well.

wei - any news?

[Crashed~N2~Me 970]

wei - any news?

All is quiet on the western front.

[X Factor 1,112]

Perhaps it's the calm before the storm