The SteveAndTiff Stupremacy

[Novembro 1,763]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[TBoneTX 46,273]

Just need to start moving furniture

Ah -- ready to become an American chica, we see, man. They can awaken from a sound sleep at 2 a.m. to go downstairs and rearrange all the furniture, ouch man when one lurches into it in the dark, man.

[Darnell 8,479]

A much more appealing visage, see man, but still dizzying, ee ee ee man. Inner ear, and all that.

It truly sucks, getting old.

I canna help you with that. Apologies.

[TBoneTX 46,273]

Replace with blank space?

That is proprietary intellectual capital within my skull, see man!

Edited August 31, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Darnell 8,479]

That is proprietary intellectual capital within my skull, see man!

ah. IP. I respect IP.

Since it's previous work-product, I cannot use it. Sorry, TBoneTX.

[TBoneTX 46,273]

It truly sucks, getting old.

I canna help you with that. Apologies.

Hire a hit man to keep me from becoming older, si man!

In thrilling news: Used day off to run errands and to sneak in three garage sales. First was a joke. At second, bought serviceable patio chair. At third, bought misc. Total expenditure = $3, whee man.

Came home; decided to mow lawn; brilliantly began at high noon in Texas heat. This time it did kill me, because I am addressing you from the afterlife. Must return to Earth at o'dark-thirty to prepare for a list of 11 or 12 more garage sales to hit on Saturday, si man.

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THE AFTERLIFE

A man and his wife made a pact: whoever died first would contact the survivor from the next life.

The man died first. The widow was quietly reading one evening when she heard "Maggie? Maggie?"

"Harold! Is that you?" she asked.

"Yes, Maggie, it's me," said the voice.

"What is the other world like, Harold?" asked Maggie.

"Well, the sun is warm, the sky is blue, and I have all the green grass to eat that I could ever want."

"But you never cared to eat grass that I remember," said Maggie.

"I know," said the voice. "But now I'm a bull in Montana!"

ah. IP. I respect IP.

Since it's previous work-product, I cannot use it. Sorry, TBoneTX.

My IP bounced me off-line thrice already tonight, sigh man. They explained why, but I drew a blank on it.

[Darnell 8,479]

Hire a hit man to keep me from becoming older, si man!

Officially, you suck.

Your issue can be resolved by hiring a personal assistant. It's on you whether or not this human lives in, or not.

My IP bounced me off-line thrice already tonight, sigh man. They explained why, but I drew a blank on it.

Don't be an ###-wipe. We were talking of intellectual property. I've loads of experience in intellectual property.

[TBoneTX 46,273]

(Attempt at humor missed... T-B. must be lacking in intellectual capital and must go to bed forthwithly.) For several years, Brother D., I've been hoping that topics on VJ would come up where you could expound on said subjects.

As for personal assistants, I've had a twin brother who's an only child for most of my life, but he tends to think much as I do. And he doesn't ever help me mow the lawn, no man. Speaking of which, after today's debacle, I've drunk 5 quarts of Gatorade-like substances, but de-watered only once.

Edited August 31, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,273]

That is proprietary intellectual capital within my skull, see man!

"They X-rayed my head and found nothing, si and no, man."

To bed now, zzz man.

Edited August 31, 2013 by TBoneTX

[Darnell 8,479]

[1] (Attempt at humor missed... T-B. must be lacking in intellectual capital and must go to bed forthwithly.) For several years, Brother D., I've been hoping that topics on VJ would come up where you could expound on said subjects.

[2] As for personal assistants, I've had a twin brother who's an only child for most of my life, but he tends to think much as I do.

1. Nope. Intellectual Property is a big deal, in my world. Other Portals deal with IP. Why to expound on it, at a DIY Immigration portal? I refuse. I've made a ton o green with IP, stuff either outta my brain or outta my team's brain. Along the way, I've trained those in my direct view to be successful. Also along the way, I've never engaged with foreign teams (though we've fixed about 104 foreign team ####-ups) whilst I was living in the USA. When I was doing business in Singapura and China - of course I'm engaging with foreign teams (though that's not the point here about IP). IP transcends all. Cross country-boundaries? I'm happy to sue you (or the goons that stole my IP) . Perhaps I digress, yer version of IP not being my version of IP.

2. That's mostly a non-starter. You receive no benefit. Sounds/smells like a useless human, in the realm of personal assistants. When I was active in business, I had 2 at all times - they worked split shifts to keep up. Now, I only have 1, part time. PAs are worth their weight in gold, when competent. The twin you referenced sounded/smelled not only incompentent to handling yer stuff, but highly disinterested. I wouldn't wish yer twin on anyone. Is possible you've not described 'yer twin' accurately? This is a real human, related to you by birth? If that's the case, then is always a poor choice (in the USA) to include family members in any business plan or execution. Too much f'ed up dynamics to overcome, always insurmountable. The twins that are successful together, in the USA, are rare. I acknowledge that they exist, because I've read the reports. Still, this coupling is exceptionally rare.

ok la?

[TBoneTX 46,273]

La, man. Twin bro exists solely in my head, or would except for proprietary blank space. Blank space needs sleep now and will get some, zzz and la man.

[Asia 2,499]

Morning, everybody!

Tho I'm sure you all are sleeping at the mo

[Darnell 8,479]

Whats up, Asia? There was rumours of you at some vacation spot in the mountains for the weekend. Hope all is well?

PS - the bits about parent's garden - I'm very familar with it - that's mostly how it rolls for flat dwellers in Europe and the UK.

[Asia 2,499]

She said the computer was made in Poland. And it didn't recognize the phone as a device.

It's an Asus G73 laptop. Where on earth did you get "made in poland" from?

<sigh> dontcha know by now that I like to make things up?

Exactly!

No computers are made in Poland... At leas I don't know about it

[Asia 2,499]

in fact. I'm not going back to work for.....until......sept 9

Same here!

OK, and I've got a question for you all...

No googling!

I'm going from Wroclaw to Zakopane (which is near the place my sister and her family already is) by night train.

Zakopane is 418 km (216 miles) from Wroclaw.

There's 22 stops between Wroclaw and Zakopane, which is ridiculous, since it's night, but okay

Guess how long will it take to travel there?