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TBoneTX Grand Master

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You sound as though you have just exited my dishwarsher (Texan, and ergo correct, spelling, si man), si man. However, I'll have to check on the purported scent of the powdered ####### currently in use.

In addition, yours was the last post on a pageful of threads, so neither I nor anyone else read it, si and no, man.

T-bone, get up....

The alarm clock is merely a SUGGESTION, see man.

Mutton. Someone wrote 'mutton'. omg. MUTTON !

The someone should feel sheepish about that (oh, that was a baaaaad one, bleat man).

Anyone remember E.F. Mutton, the investment agency that specialized in quadripedic ruminating ungulants, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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ceac status checking reports VISA ISSUED on 28 SEP 2013. Yay !

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It may be you missed my point? I'll write more Each city has a chamber of commerce. Find it. Once you find it - talk with the secretary - tell her you want a schedule of events and let her know yo

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This is really good advice, thank you Darnell! LOL at el "El Torro Caca" Update: I just got called in for an on-site interview (had the phone interview last week), they're paying for my flight and b

TBoneTX Grand Master

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I feel cheated that the last thread ended so abruptly, amidst the elucidational discussion of Polish grammar as pertains to wedgies, sigh man. Ergothuswithforthly, I shall off-sign, minister to the cat, and eventually go to bed, zzz man. Steve, wake up, man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I feel cheated that the last thread ended so abruptly, amidst the elucidational discussion of Polish grammar as pertains to wedgies, sigh man. Ergothuswithforthly, I shall off-sign, minister to the cat, and eventually go to bed, zzz man. Steve, wake up, man!

T-Bone: Holy Minister of the Cat.

"What's yours is mine!"

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So before I go to do my errands for the day (shopping and speaking to bank.. *sigh*), I leave you with two rants/thoughts:

1) I strongly dislike two-faced people (if you couldn't already tell. Plus my hate is reserved for one person and one person only). The kind that are rude, venomous and arrogant to you (and then get you reported to a Moderator when you won't take their ####### - which then makes them a troll), and then all sweetness and light after the fact. Add to the fact they seem to have gotten special treatment in their process and it's insult to injury. I hope Karma will invoke itself. In the meantime, that person may find themselves the lone occupant of my ignore list.

2) A thought: When you get that lovely NOA2 that says the magic words "your petition has been approved" and then you come onto the forums and ask "what does this mean?" I have to wonder... How bloody obvious do they need to make it? A big red stamp with "APPROVED" on it, maybe?

(Also, Kneel before Zod. Errands.. bleh..)

"What's yours is mine!"

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Dunno if anyone else has answered within the subsequent zillion pages that I haven't yet read, no man, but, see man:

Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks: "No exceptions, no man," he said.

If the ? or the ! is part of the sentence or phrase that's being quoted, it will go inside the q-marks: "Si, man?!" he asked incredulously. "Si?!"

If not, it goes outside the q-marks: Did he just say "si, man"?

Answered, huh man?

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We're the same age Debbie. BTW you're looking great. I don't know why you don't ahve guys hitting on you all day long.

LOL who me. I can't style to save my life. See no makeup nothing all natural. This is me now at 54. Oh boy. 529210_10201092567135877_296704856_n.jpg

This was celebrating my 51st birthday 4 years ago.

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lmao..........

I'm lemony fresh now smile.png

Dousing oneself in Lemon Pledge is not bathing.

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
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Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
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Tampanion, I suppose laughing.gif

I still prefer calling them Tampons, but Tampanion is a good one.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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I still prefer calling them Tampons, but Tampanion is a good one.

Tampanion: The Compact Companion for Tampax.

"What's yours is mine!"

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SAT Grand Master

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Dude, I am currently in the #1 Muslim enclave in the USA (yes, still in Irving)..

Mutton abounds... can get it fresh and daily, if I wanted... :D

I thought that was the Detroit/ Dearborn area.....

Morning/afternoon everybody! :)

Steve, where's the link to you photobucket? I wanted to see the rainbow picture, but I can't find a link... Even went to your profile, but still... nothing :(

Click on the pics I post, it'll take you to it. (Duh) (very sorry)

I think Steve got jealous of the bilingual speaking and decided to end it :D

I speak 3 lingos, you very polish woman.....

We're the same age Debbie. BTW you're looking great. I don't know why you don't ahve guys hitting on you all day long.

Deb looks great, you look like a used leather jacket :)

Dousing oneself in Lemon Pledge is not bathing.

How bout spraying armpits with Lysol?

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