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TBoneTX Grand Master

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'Tweren't the LPoP on my screen, Comrade Slim, so un-flog your windshield.

Off-logging till wee hours, si u man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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It may be you missed my point? I'll write more Each city has a chamber of commerce. Find it. Once you find it - talk with the secretary - tell her you want a schedule of events and let her know yo

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Asia Mentor

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That's nothin'... I've done 7 in one day, sigh man.

Let's see: 45 minutes on average to warsh (Texas spelling & pronunciation), the same to dry; maximum 5 minutes to transfer items from warsher to dryer; maximum 15 minutes to fold a load, depending upon complexity; a few minutes to lug the stuff upstairs, put it away, and load laundry-basket with more dirty stuff... you are more capable than I of figgering the algebra, oj tak.

Nope I'm not, since it's still way too much time for me to count! ;)

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SAT Grand Master

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(T-B. in for a cameo daylight appearance) Does she also rearrange all the household furniture at that time, huh man? And what of the polka-dotted towel recently, huh man?

Nuh uh....but if there's a spoon in the sink, it's washed 24/7...

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SAT Grand Master

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And the polka dot towel vanished, whereabouts unknown......

Now there's a plug in air freshener/ night light in my bathroom....my man cave smells like a mid summer nights dream.....

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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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'Tweren't the LPoP on my screen, Comrade Slim, so un-flog your windshield.

Off-logging till wee hours, si u man.

Mods shouldn't lie......

That sounds wrong.

Edit: Gah! Replied to LPoP. I need to be flogged.

There's a long story behind the polka dot towel.....

And you'd enjoy being flogged, wouldn't you......by a guy in a batman suit.....

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Novembro   1,763

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But that's not a horror movie.

I saw it. I think it's a good movie, showing us where this world is going to...

Oh I know. Still made me sh*t my pants. Real life is more terrifying than any movie.

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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Novembro   1,763

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True.

So my most coveted position in our company was opened today. I was told to apply for it. It would seriously be the most amazing thing ever if I got it. Shouldn't get my hopes up though.

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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SAT Grand Master

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True.

So my most coveted position in our company was opened today. I was told to apply for it. It would seriously be the most amazing thing ever if I got it. Shouldn't get my hopes up though.

Our Wacko is on the verge of becoming an executive......<sob> I'm so proud of you Wack.......cray5ol.gif

(I'll save the rest for when you get the position.....)

BTW Asia, that's a very nice picture of you and nephew

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Don't congratulate me yet. I'm sure there's some fresh-faced kid right of college with a comm degree that will eat me alive.

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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SAT Grand Master

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Don't congratulate me yet. I'm sure there's some fresh-faced kid right of college with a comm degree that will eat me alive.

You very foolish woman.....

Lemme ask you a question..

If I'm shopping for a white Honda accord, and 25 dealerships in this area has the same car for the same price. Why should I buy it from one salesperson over the next?

Answer: because I LIKE him better!

Correlation: A fresh faced kid ain't got nuttin on you! I dun care if he has 3 PhDs......you get the job because they like you better!

Now.....Be confident. Be personable. Be a leader!

(Motivational speech fee....Fi-fiddy)

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