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Darnell Grand Master

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Food... Foooooooooooooooood. Hungry. Must to Eat. Hasta, all !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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It may be you missed my point? I'll write more Each city has a chamber of commerce. Find it. Once you find it - talk with the secretary - tell her you want a schedule of events and let her know yo

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This is really good advice, thank you Darnell! LOL at el "El Torro Caca" Update: I just got called in for an on-site interview (had the phone interview last week), they're paying for my flight and b

Novembro Mentor

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lol they do love to eat them in Korea. You just never noticed.

Being white has nuttin to do with this my dear.....you must watch Andrew Zimmern more often.....

I love to explore other ethnic cultures.....

I had a lot of weird ####### over there, but I don't think I ever had that (unless my Korean co-workers lied to me).

I remember the first time I went to dinner with my principal and the English department. Having a good time, drinking etc. The waitress brings in a big white freezer box and sets it down. It's shaking and moving a bit on the floor. I'm like ####### IS THIS. Live prawns...and they threw them live straight into the pan. Eff me, the sounds of death were terrible but it was even worse when one of them JUMPED out of the pan and hit me in the face. It started to scurry off under the table as I was screaming, but my principal grabbed it and threw it back in. He later ate its head in a show of manliness.

I got really drunk.

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I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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Who knows? Unless it was overtly disgusting, I ate it out of cultural solidarity.


Miss street food tho.


And getting drunk for $5.

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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Who knows? Unless it was overtly disgusting, I ate it out of cultural solidarity.

Miss street food tho.

And getting drunk for $5.

You can go do that in Malaysia.....but you'd get kidnapped by the Taliban

hong kong has great street food. and its super safe. but you pay out your noze.....

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You can go do that in Malaysia.....but you'd get kidnapped by the Taliban

hong kong has great street food. and its super safe. but you pay out your noze.....

I had a friend interning in Malaysia this summer. He loved it.

Always wanted to visit HK for the shopping, but I don't really like shopping, so I'd probably get drunk, shop and then stuff my face.

I ditched my chance to go to the Philippines because I had made the plans with my then-boyfriend and I just couldn't hold out for a holiday with him. I had to dump him. That meant dumping the trip :( I went to Germany and France instead.

failsauce.

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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Bonus Points for paraphrasing my God-Stuff... That's just mondo cool.

I usually refer to the God in the feminine form, though, so keep that in mine. Plagarism is perfectly OK for future God-ish responses ..

This was the last post on a page, so I didn't read it, no Brother D-man.

I don't see my bonus point from you, either, no man.

A plague upon those who do (or don't) plagiarize.

I writes of the god nudging the adjudicator's elbow, on occasion. That's it, really. If I make time and get creative, well, it's fanciful stuff.

In those instances, you're able to say stuff that most of the rest of us would be admonished for, at minimum.

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04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

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05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

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Grill them!

What could they confess to you that would be of value?

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One of my favorites, hee hee man:

A weary, sweating policeman emerged from an inner room of the station. "Well, did you give that thug the third degree?" asked the captain.

"Yes, sir. Six of us kept screaming and shouting and badgering him with questions for over four hours," was the tired reply.

"And what did you get out of him?" asked the captain eagerly.

"Nothing," said the policeman disgustedly. "All he did was doze off and from time to time murmur, 'Yes, Dear. You're right, Dear.'"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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####### whatju doin here at this hr? it's not like you......

Enh... Mrs. T-B. uncharacteristically granted me a nap right after dinner, but I couldn't sleep, no man, so I came here, just detoured to help Mini-Bone jump on the bed without falling off, and am back until the late news. Probably won't be on here till usual late hour, in that most Organizing has been done, no and si, man.

The above is a filthy, rotten lie. I've really been kidnapped by 6-eyed, octopus-like space aliens from the planet Gork. They insist on knowing why Earthlings grow grass just so they can cut it, si man. I pleaded ignorance, duh man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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