Ted Cruz releases his birth certificate (he's a dual citizen!)

[decocker 7,198]

citizenship is so chauvinistic. who woulda guessed?

[mota bhai 2,675]

Women just want to take over. It really isn't about equality at all. Y'all want CONTROL.

[decocker 7,198]

Women just want to take over. It really isn't about equality at all. Y'all want CONTROL.

citizenship should depend upon the current state residency of the birthing #######.

unless the birth is via c-section, then individual county lines must be assessed.

[mota bhai 2,675]

citizenship should depend upon the current state residency of the birthing #######.

unless the birth is via c-section, then individual county lines must be assessed.

Sorry, woman can not be trusted with that much power.

[decocker 7,198]

i think women should just be able to fill out their own spawn's birth registry. citizenship forms and welfare forms should be revised as one. make it easy on us baby mommas.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Fascinating. So Barack Obama really is Kenyan. And Cruz is either Cuban or Canadian.

Well duh.

[mota bhai 2,675]

i think women should just be able to fill out their own spawn's birth registry. citizenship forms and welfare forms should be revised as one. make it easy on us baby mommas.

One day we will mandate husbands and you will have to pay for the privilege.

[decocker 7,198]

One day we will mandate husbands and you will have to pay for the privilege.

will there be income requirements for mandated husbands? hell to the yeah..

[mota bhai 2,675]

will there be income requirements for mandated husbands? hell to the yeah..

yes and if he can not meet them, he will get subsidies from the government, which will be paid directly to the woman and the children.

[decocker 7,198]

yes and if he can not meet them, he will get subsidies from the government, which will be paid directly to the woman and the children.

as long as it's my real daddy paying at the end of the day. thanks obama!

[mota bhai 2,675]

[GandD 5,966]

Sorry, woman can not be trusted with that much power.

I think you mean ANY power

[mota bhai 2,675]

Yes.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Chester Arthur? Born in Vermont. Irrelevant.

Our family lore is that he very probably wasn't.

lies. the illuminati have infiltrated your psyche.

More bonus points for val!

[mota bhai 2,675]

Our family lore is that he very probably wasn't.

Whatever, birther.