White girls burden.

[Danno 1,228]

You only have three friends?

Is that Canadian math?

I said most people can count their friends on "one hand".

(I never mentioned my many or few friends.)

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Is that Canadian math?

I said most people can count their friends on "one hand".

(I never mentioned my many or few friends.)

What would be the odds that one of my three friends would be gay if I choose people at random?

[spookyturtle 9,465]

well I don't either but I really need a black friend and a gay friend to help ease my white guilt

I thought my Asian wife and adopting the elderly Mexican lady next door would ease my white shame...No luck

Having sex with a pudgy young black girl back when I was single, I guess that could go either way. proves I am not racist or maybe makes me another Tom Jefferson

You just hit it because she was black, making you a racist.

[Danno 1,228]

Penny Lane I stand corrected, not sure why I wrote 3 unless I just had the 3% number still in my head.

As to the question, they say-

"Friends help you move... real friends help you move bodies"

Under that definition I have only one real friend.

Though I do have a number of friends that would help me move a dresser.

[Dan and Judy 614]

According to you.

We'll have to agree to disagree. I don't think a facial piercing or tattoo makes someone a dumbass.

I think we can all agree that it would be fine if her nipples are pierced. mighty fine

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Wait a minute, you did a pudgy Black chick?

There was a Black chick I worked with once, she had a very nice shape and as usual we got along well.

After a few lunches together and once stopping off at her place, I asked myself -Danno could you take it further?

I decided it would be best if we keep things on a friends basis, though I have to admit she was attractive.

I at the time was not burdened with the Puritan notion that sex and a relationship or emotions went hand in hand.

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

I at the time was not burdened with the Puritan notion that sex and a relationship or emotions went hand in hand.

[GandD 5,966]

I at the time was not burdened with the Puritan notion that sex and a relationship or emotions went hand in hand.

Emotions are what women have. They come from their ovaries.

I think that's from American dad. I like it.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

You just hit it because she was black, making you a racist.

No i just hit cause she was breathing

Note that was then I am a very loving husband now

[Dan and Judy 614]

Penny Lane I stand corrected, not sure why I wrote 3 unless I just had the 3% number still in my head.

As to the question, they say-

"Friends help you move... real friends help you move bodies"

Under that definition I have only one real friend.

Though I do have a number of friends that would help me move a dresser.

It's a standard Freudian defense mechanism called "subtraction"

You realize that the greater the number of friends the higher the odds are that some are gay.

The guilt embarrassment and shame you feel when you realize one of your friends could be gay is

too much for you to bear. Therefore you do whatever you can to reduce the possibility.

Such as accepting the census numbers that are also skewed by "subtraction"

If you have 3% admitting to being gay then the real number is probably more like 6%.

Now in this new post you have subtracted even more so that you are down to one friend.

The reference to moving bodies and dresser may or may not have something to do

with a fascination with cross dressing.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

It's a standard Freudian defense mechanism called "subtraction"

You realize that the greater the number of friends the higher the odds are that some are gay.

The guilt embarrassment and shame you feel when you realize one of your friends could be gay is

too much for you to bear. Therefore you do whatever you can to reduce the possibility.

Such as accepting the census numbers that are also skewed by "subtraction"

If you have 3% admitting to being gay then the real number is probably more like 6%.

Now in this new post you have subtracted even more so that you are down to one friend.

The reference to moving bodies and dresser may or may not have something to do

with a fascination with cross dressing.

I kind of envision my gay friend as a hot chick that has no inhibitions about walking around scantly clothed or something like that

[Dan and Judy 614]

I kind of envision my gay friend as a hot chick that has no inhibitions about walking around scantly clothed or something like that

hey, Im no shrink but that sounds to me like a little projection mixed with profound gender identity confusion.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

hey, Im no shrink but that sounds to me like a little projection mixed with profound gender identity confusion.

I don't think there is any confusion or projection of a man like hot scantly clad women

[Dan and Judy 614]

I don't think there is any confusion or projection of a man like hot scantly clad women

a man like hot scantly clad women.

yeah no confusion there

The sub conscious will not be refused

[Jacque67 7,328]

a man like hot scantly clad women.

yeah no confusion there

The sub conscious will not be refused

Whoever you are you are a comic genius!

Yeah I envision my ####### friend as a scantily clad male with six-pack and a 20 cm #######, coz size does matter! lol