Men and Lesbians Need to Read This

[spookyturtle 9,466]

####### warming denier!

Steven said there was no such thing.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

[spookyturtle 9,466]

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

because nature wants males to stick around and help raise the baby, If men don't get sex when they want it, they will be looking elseware

Human males have testicles somewhere in size between the very promiscuous chimpanzees and the not so promiscuous gorillas. By making human females continuously receptive, not only the dominant males within a tribe would have a chance to breed the females, but the less dominant and rogue males might have the opportunity as well. This strategy would allow for a larger pool of genetic material to be utilized.

Interesting as well, children tend to resemble the father more than the mother, so as humans became more cognitive, they were better able to determine when the female had strayed, and less likely to kill off any children that looked like his.

FEMALE PROMISCUITY CONTROLS THE SIZE OF YOUR TESTICLES

Edited August 11, 2013 by The Patriot

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Isn't everyone deep down?

You've got your mother in a whirl

Shes not sure if you're a boy or a girl

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Thats a good question, how many other mammals have that ability?

How many other mammals get a Macy's bill?

"Mall money" my friend. An addiction to high heeled shoes

If you guys don't understand it, get your wife to bring in one of her girlfriends and let you watch. They'll show you how.

I like the comment on the article from the lesbian...Claire.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Just following orders.

Btw many women masturbate so why shouldn't heterosexual women view this? Threatened?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Btw many women masturbate so why shouldn't heterosexual women view this? Threatened?

ALL women masturbate. Some lie about it. The smart ones work it into the routine. They don't need to read this, they already know how it works. But I am not the least bit threatened, I prefer visual demonstration to reading.

Men are visual creatures. An ad for a used car with a photo is 800% more likely to be viewed by men than one without a photo.

Edited August 11, 2013 by Gary and Alla

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Cute Spooky.

Seriously the woman owns the equipment and if she is going to let you use it she ought to show you how it works. If she is getting naked with you, putting your ####### in her and sharing life in general then by golly she ought to be safe and comfortable enough showing you what she likes. If she s relying on you groping around and guessing then it is both your loss and men should not be blamed. I think men should not be blamed for anything, but Alla does not agree.

Nice article though, Showed it to Alla, She says "Uh-huh, sure, it is why a fat c*ck is better than a long c*ck, big surprise, but fat AND long is even better" They don't want much. Keep the Mall money coming.

Where is Amby (I care about the #######") when you need her?

[Dan and Judy 614]

"Try asking the next person you encounter to tell you where the ####### is located."

I haven't been able to find mine yet

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I haven't been able to find mine yet

Have you tried tweezers and a magnifying glass?

[Dan and Judy 614]

Have you tried tweezers and a magnifying glass?

Im using a speculum and a popsicle . Im starting to think that only gay guys have a #######

[Darnell 8,479]

I feel sad if one's female partner not have a #######. Just sad... That's all .. <EOM>

[spookyturtle 9,466]

As a wise man once told me, if you beat your meat you're a fool, and if you say you don't you're a liar.