Once upon a time...

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However, he was stopped by the turtles mother, who was furious that the nurses had cooked her son.

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He really began to wise up

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Later, a CIA analyst determined that the bevy of North Korean Nurses were actually on a secret mission to circumvent international sanctions and obtain Minion Band-Aids for Kim's stinky and infected toe...

[Jawaree 718]

The CIA facilitated their efforts by allowing them to obtain

bandages soaked in Jalapeno pepper & laced with acid for

Kim's toe

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Some people believed Kim was developing a softer side because he had tears in his eyes after a Minion Band-Aid was applied to his stinky and infected toe...

Edited January 2, 2016 by Tim & Olga

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But all Kims thought was behead the culprits who was behind this including the nurses

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And, rumors began to circulate that Kim's Minion adorned toe was the NEW fashion statement after the N.Korean all girl band returned to China wearing Minion Band-Aids on their toes and tortoise shell sun glasses made from the unfotunate critter at the beginning of this story...

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Deem the situation was getting hazy in North Korea regarding toes

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To refocus interest on his stinky and infected toe, Kim ordered his State University to translate "This Little Piggy" into Korean...

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As Kim listened, learning the little Piggy went to market his hair stood up & his ear became red

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Kim, the red eared Dictator (no relation to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer) was justifiably alarmed, believing that the Piggies were Market based and therefore Capitalist. He swiftly...

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Send out his agents to further check on matters

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But the DPRK Piggie Investigators were delayed after notcing that a street vendor was...

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one of the cadre of Nurses mentioned back on page 1.

Enraged, he kicked this nurse to the ground with his good foot, put his bad foot at her nose, and asked her, ....

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To suck off his toe...the others looked on in disgust , ppl passing were.....