What's behind Canada's improving crime stats?

[Teddy B 17,252]

Never believe a CABA chick.

Oh no!

[Marilyn. 340]

A conspiracy!!! I knew it.

shhhh

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

My wife claims she came for the lobster. Should I believe her, or is it a ploy?

Alla says she is a spy and was sent here to get the recipe for seedless watermelon.

Odd, since she usually claims Russians invented everything

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

If Canada is so great why are all the women marrying American men and moving to the US?

They heard Magnum condoms sell well here.

Whether or not they're actually needed is another story.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Alla says she is a spy and was sent here to get the recipe for seedless watermelon.

Odd, since she usually claims Russians invented everything

Did you know sin semillas is Spanish for seedless ?

They heard Magnum condoms sell well here.

Whether or not they're actually needed is another story.

I tried to buy magnums They said I was too white to need them

[spookyturtle 9,465]

They heard Magnum condoms sell well here.

Whether or not they're actually needed is another story.

So they expect Magnums and end up with pea shooters?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

So they expect Magnums and end up with pea shooters?

I would never be so indiscreet.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I would never be so indiscreet.

Loose lips sink ships.