Scalia extends offer to Pope to help judge gay priests

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Scalia Offers to Help Pope Judge Gays

WASHINGTON — Responding to Pope Francis’s suggestion that the Pope is not capable of judging gays, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia contacted the Vatican today to say that he would be “more than happy” to help the Pontiff do so.

“If he’s having trouble judging homosexuals, well, then I’m his man,” Scalia told reporters after making his offer. “I have over a quarter century of professional experience.”

Justice Scalia said that he was sympathetic to Pope Francis’s difficulty in judging gays, but added, “Once he spends a few weeks watching the master at work, I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it.”

“I wasn’t great at judging homosexuals my first year in the job, either,” he said. “But now I can do it without thinking.”

Justice Scalia said that once Pope Francis feels confident about his ability to judge gays, he would help the Pontiff learn how to judge minorities and women.

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That New York humor escapes me at times,

[Jacque67 7,328]

Hilarious.

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Sometimes reality destroys fiction in ways that I can't even articulate.

Too freaking creepy.

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Sometimes reality destroys fiction in ways that I can't even articulate.

Too freaking creepy.

Perhaps people should stick to reality, then.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I think the point being made was Scalia has to make onerous decisions every working day of his life, so why should the pope be allowed to waiver. The pope should man up.

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I think the point being made was Scalia has to make onerous decisions every working day of his life, so why should the pope be allowed to waiver. The pope should man up.

Nope. Look up Lawrence vs. Texas for the background required to appreciate this piece of satire. Focus on the dissent, what it says and who authored it.

Edited July 31, 2013 by Mr. Big Dog

[Jacque67 7,328]

Nope. Look up Lawrence vs. Texas for the background required to appreciate this piece of satire. Focus on the dissent, what it says and who authored it.

Will do later. Thanks for the pointer.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Nope. Look up Lawrence vs. Texas for the background required to appreciate this piece of satire. Focus on the dissent, what it says and who authored it.

Read up on Scalia. So he is saying the pope is a ** and is trying to get his son elected to be pope?

The guy is amusing and reminds me of some NY Italian Americans I know, who like to put on the bravado etc.

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Hilarious