NRA President Jim Porter: “It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before We Can Own Colored People Again”

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

HOUSTON — It seems new National Rifle Association President (NRA) president Jim Porter may have found himself in a bit of hot water. Not long ago he made his feelings about the Civil War known when he referred to it as the “War of Northern Aggression.” In that same speech he referred to President Obama as a “fake president” and Attorney General Eric Holder as “rabidly un-American.” However none of those remarks that anyone could deem as racist compare to his remarks made at a recent press conference discussing his new leadership role at the NRA.

“I’m very proud to be taking the lead here at the NRA. We need to really buckle down and strap on our best arguments to defend what is our God-given rights. No more northern folk tryin’ take away what is rightfully ours. I will not stand by and let some liberal-elitists try to ruin what has made this country great, especially a liberal of, you know, a different breed.”

When asked to clarify Porter said,

“I don’t have to clarify. You know gall darn well what I mean. In fact, it’s only a matter of time before we can own colored people again. They sure as hell won’t be our leaders. It’s out-right embarrassing. The War of Northern Aggression made it all possible, and you be best to know it’s all gonna change back. I’ll be on the front lines making sure it happens. I don’t want my grandkids growing up taking orders from a colored man. It’s our God-given right to keep them as property and keep them in line.”

Several at the NRA, including vice president Wayne LaPierre, have since tried to distance themselves from Porter’s remarks. LaPierre said,

“They brought him in over me to try and liven things up, calling me boring and rehearsed. Next time they’d be better off just making me president.”

It’s still unknown if the NRA and Porter will write an apology and retraction to his comments.

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/05/05/nra-president-jim-porter-its-only-a-matter-of-time-before-we-can-own-colored-people-again/

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Wow.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Of course our favorite website, thetruthaboutguns.com, is coming to his defense. He's not racist, he was just kidding.

People are so sensitive!!!

[DaveE 178]

I can't believe anyone is buying this #######? Lol freewood post.com.

Look it up in snopes. You've been had by the Patriot again.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/jimporter.asp

Edited July 23, 2013 by DaveE

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I was gonna say... how the hell haven't we heard of this before since it "happened" in May.

The commentary about this on thetruthaboutguns.com is hilarious though and worth reading.

Today I learned Obama is a fake President.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Penny Lane

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

New NRA leader James Porter has history of controversial rhetoric

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57582894/new-nra-leader-james-porter-has-history-of-controversial-rhetoric/

[Harsh_77 718]

Patriot... I am sure you will claim this all white only press conference.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Harsh_77

[Jacque67 7,328]

He should be in an institution.

On wait. Maybe he is baiting dumb Northeners? How he will laugh if anyone opposes his statement as it was a trap - all for his personal enjoyment . He may even post pics of various women and claim they are his wife, just for his own enjoyment.

[stlMac 16]

How come NBC missed that news?

Edited July 23, 2013 by stlMac

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Because it didn't happen.

[GandD 5,966]

I asked my wife if all controversies in Canadian news were described as a "war on insert topic here"

Guess what she said?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

He may even post pics of various women and claim they are his wife, just for his own enjoyment.

That sounds familiar.

[mota bhai 2,675]

I asked my wife if all controversies in Canadian news were described as a "war on insert topic here"

Guess what she said?

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don't worry now that gay marriage is legal, man-nation marriage can not be far behind.

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[lostinblue 1,989]

Free Wood Post is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news.

Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

fake news who would have guessed.

[GandD 5,966]

if you love canada so much why dont you marry it?

don't worry now that gay marriage is legal, man-nation marriage can not be far behind.

down the slipper slope we go, weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yay!