You Know You're Really Broke When..

[LuzyC 0]

You know you're really broke when...

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

Your bologna has no first name.

You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

Sally Struther's sends you food.

McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

At communion you go back for seconds.

You wash your toilet paper.

You have to save up to be poor.

You're in college.

On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

You owe yourself money.

You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.

Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

...joke only..lol..

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Money's all broke, and food's going hungry

If it wasn't for disappointment

I wouldn't have any appointments

[rebeccajo 14]

Luzy you forgot one.........

You gave all your money to USCIS/DHS/DOS. *wink*

[Amby 490]

haha I agree on the giving all the money to the USCIS and what not. I was just thinking about how much money it has all cost so far. INSANITY! but worth it

[LuzyC 0]

Luzy you forgot one.........

You gave all your money to USCIS/DHS/DOS. *wink*

Yes Becca,you right there! especially on my case..Gary had to spent bloody thousand on my annulment which is soooooo expensive here..plus the USCIS and all that ..poor sweetie have to work his cute azz to all that!

[GaryC 7]

"you know your broke when" you can't afford to pay attention.

[JaJo 1]

Luzy you forgot one.........

You gave all your money to USCIS/DHS/DOS. *wink*

Yes Becca,you right there! especially on my case..Gary had to spent bloody thousand on my annulment which is soooooo expensive here..plus the USCIS and all that ..poor sweetie have to work his cute azz to all that!

I bet he'd say it was worth every penny, and from what I read on VJ so far he'd be right. What you two share is really special, and even though no money can buy it, the amount he spent helped you get together.

[GaryC 7]

Luzy you forgot one.........

You gave all your money to USCIS/DHS/DOS. *wink*

Yes Becca,you right there! especially on my case..Gary had to spent bloody thousand on my annulment which is soooooo expensive here..plus the USCIS and all that ..poor sweetie have to work his cute azz to all that!

I bet he'd say it was worth every penny, and from what I read on VJ so far he'd be right. What you two share is really special, and even though no money can buy it, the amount he spent helped you get together.

Money just can't buy the happiness that Luz and Robin gives me. There is no price to high for them to be with me.

[Mags 112]

You owe yourself money.

Money just can't buy the happiness that Luz and Robin gives me. There is no price to high for them to be with me.

Awwww...*sniff*

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice.

We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.

I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.

Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving."

A guy walked into our house, stepped on a cigarette and my Mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"

I'm so broke that when someone saw my Mom walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." She said, "No, I found one."

[Mags 112]

I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

I'd NEVER be that broke!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

I'd NEVER be that broke!

...that is a scary thought.

[LuzyC 0]

I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

I'd NEVER be that broke!

...that is a scary thought.

Yeah that is really a scary thoughts..Id rather lick Gary's fingers...