Do you poop at work?

[ya falaha! 0]

I will mak-a da poopie at work only if I'm alone in the bathroom. I use the downstairs bathroom since it's usually empty.

[almaty 19]

Where I used to work there was a man that also had a cleaning business on the side. He told me a story once that while cleaning at a dentist's office one night he went to the bathroom to fill the soap dispenser. In the dispenser was floating a #######!!!! Since the bathroom was available to patients as well, there is no way to know who did such a dastardly deed but to think they were washing their hands with the soap that day....

At the same workplace (on a different floor than I worked) there was a real problem. Employees would walk in to the bathroom to find a pile of poo on the floor!!! Whispers began as they tried to figure out just who the "mad bomber" was They tried to narrow it down by when employees and/or temps left and when the bombings stopped.

#######????????????????????????????????????????????

[BabyBlueSusie 1]

yup, everyday...no stalls in our bathroom and its cleaned nightly

if you work a 9-5 and don't poop at work then you either:

1. have a very slow metabolism

2. have a very unhealthy diet

3. are holding it in, which i honestly don't think is possible to do every day

4. are lying

or

5. don't eat

[Sister Fracas 5]

I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

I don't get THAT!!! If you gotta go, you gotta go. How does your body know where you are and how can you possibly wait until you are home?

Hmmm it must be a psychological issue. And apparently I have it...

I must have it too, cuz unless there is a bit of an urgency to the issue...ahem... it's just NOT going to happen at work and even then, if there is such an emergency, I'll wait until I know the bathroom is empty and run to the last stall...do the deed and scoot out as fast as possible. And flush till there is absolutley no evidence a poop took place... I can't stand to go to a stall and you can see evidence that's still stuck to the hole going down... errr...did that make sense? I won't use a john that has "evidence".

When i was young, i was always clogging the toilet. It was so bad, at one point my mom told me that i should break it up with a stick, before flushing.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sister Fracas 5]

yup, everyday...no stalls in our bathroom and its cleaned nightly

if you work a 9-5 and don't poop at work then you either:

1. have a very slow metabolism

2. have a very unhealthy diet

3. are holding it in, which i honestly don't think is possible to do every day

4. are lying

or

5. don't eat

Not true at all.... I work everyday, full-time, and 99% of the time poop first thing in the morning. I eat lots of fiber and am very regular, thank you very much... and don't need to poop at work...ick. If it's the other 1% of the time, yes, I can and DO hold it in just fine.

[almaty 19]

yup, everyday...no stalls in our bathroom and its cleaned nightly

if you work a 9-5 and don't poop at work then you either:

1. have a very slow metabolism

2. have a very unhealthy diet

3. are holding it in, which i honestly don't think is possible to do every day

4. are lying

or

5. don't eat

#######??? no stalls in the shithouse but you still go?????????????????????????

hell yes, it is cleaned nightly..looks like a herd of clydesdale where in there...

[Sister Fracas 5]

#######??? no stalls in the shithouse but you still go?????????????????????????

LOL how did I miss that before? LOL

[yassmine2878 1]

Even before I was preggers I would drop friends off at the office pool. Nowadays, I have learned not to ignore the call of nature, even if it's a wrong number.

No part of my body will ever touch the toilets where I work. The employees at Foxconn, many of whom are "uninvited guest workers", like to "fingerpaint" on the stall walls, blow their noses (snot rockets) on the walls, floor, mirrors, toilet seats, etc., and expel other unidentified substances on the walls.

I would rather take a dump on the floor in the middle of the shipping department.

OMG! The mental imagery!

sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb.

Brother Dean, I must thank you for reviving this thread. Even though its almost a year old, I cannot let these quotes *ahem* pass. And because I read the whole thread from start to finish I laughed so hard I had to change my britches. I keep running around the house, wiping the tears from my eyes and muttering "Clydsedale! Crocodile!" Where's the smiley laying on his back kicking and dying of laughter?

[almaty 19]

lol..there was good nature humor in this thread....

[Donna A 4]

i can hardly get to the toilet in time...so yes i poop at work. there is no way of holding it for 12 hours that im there.

[BabyBlueSusie 1]

yup, everyday...no stalls in our bathroom and its cleaned nightly

if you work a 9-5 and don't poop at work then you either:

1. have a very slow metabolism

2. have a very unhealthy diet

3. are holding it in, which i honestly don't think is possible to do every day

4. are lying

or

5. don't eat

#######??? no stalls in the shithouse but you still go?????????????????????????

hell yes, it is cleaned nightly..looks like a herd of clydesdale where in there...

um, actually no.

its a private bathroom, and there are two of them...kinda like the ones you have in your home

[Nessa 23]

I can't understand people that hold so they can only do it at home. I could never do that. I'll poop wherever I want if I need to go I'll go, unless I really can't (like I'm in a meeting, or I'm driving somewhere, still, if I really feel like going and the drive is too long I'll stop at a gas station).

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

at work, we call it a "tech data dump"

[almaty 19]

at work here called dropping one's inner turmoil

[LoriLawless 0]

sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb.

My youngest son used to do logs that just wouldn't flush no matter how many times he tried. He used to call me for help when he was little lol I used to look at them and scratch my head cause I couldn't figure out how something so large could come out of such a skinny little kid

OMG my kid does that! I thought I was the only one to have a log pooping kid.

I don't get how people can NOT go during the day. I do courtesy flush though.