Do you poop at work?

[mRx 16]

sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb.

My youngest son used to do logs that just wouldn't flush no matter how many times he tried. He used to call me for help when he was little lol I used to look at them and scratch my head cause I couldn't figure out how something so large could come out of such a skinny little kid When he was older (in his young teens) his older brother and him where waiting on a train station when he decided he just needed to go. Well as usual it wouldn't flush but it did manage to block the toilet resulting in flooding the public restroom and out onto the platform. He hasn't lived that one down.

When i was young, i was always clogging the toilet. It was so bad, at one point my mom told me that i should break it up with a stick, before flushing.

[aussiewench 9]

sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb.

My youngest son used to do logs that just wouldn't flush no matter how many times he tried. He used to call me for help when he was little lol I used to look at them and scratch my head cause I couldn't figure out how something so large could come out of such a skinny little kid When he was older (in his young teens) his older brother and him where waiting on a train station when he decided he just needed to go. Well as usual it wouldn't flush but it did manage to block the toilet resulting in flooding the public restroom and out onto the platform. He hasn't lived that one down.

When i was young, i was always clogging the toilet. It was so bad, at one point my mom told me that i should break it up with a stick, before flushing.

That was my advice to my son too. I have also broken up many of his logs in my time lol Used to keep a stick by the toilet with his name on it.

[Mags 112]

My son's poop always flushes away...but not completely. So when I hear him going upstairs I always yell out "Don't forget to double flush!!!".

Works like a charm!

[almaty 19]

sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

Oh man the other day someone didn't flush and I couldn't get rid of it.... like it was

effing glued to the bottom or something! I flushed 10 times and it was still there.

I had to use a newspaper to push it down. Gross!

that is just wrong...the dirty azz #######

[mawilson 2,133]

Ewwww, you touched it by proxy!

Don't say that.........that's exactly how I felt. Ewwwww!!!!

[Fandango 1,440]

Ewwww, you touched it by proxy!

Don't say that.........that's exactly how I felt. Ewwwww!!!!

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[meauxna 15]

I have two possible answers for this thread.

1- Boy, I feel better about myself.

2- What if I work from home?

[pj1959us 0]

Where I used to work there was a man that also had a cleaning business on the side. He told me a story once that while cleaning at a dentist's office one night he went to the bathroom to fill the soap dispenser. In the dispenser was floating a #######!!!! Since the bathroom was available to patients as well, there is no way to know who did such a dastardly deed but to think they were washing their hands with the soap that day....

At the same workplace (on a different floor than I worked) there was a real problem. Employees would walk in to the bathroom to find a pile of poo on the floor!!! Whispers began as they tried to figure out just who the "mad bomber" was They tried to narrow it down by when employees and/or temps left and when the bombings stopped.

[MrMrsKnight 0]

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb.

[mawilson 2,133]

Where I used to work there was a man that also had a cleaning business on the side. He told me a story once that while cleaning at a dentist's office one night he went to the bathroom to fill the soap dispenser. In the dispenser was floating a #######!!!! Since the bathroom was available to patients as well, there is no way to know who did such a dastardly deed but to think they were washing their hands with the soap that day....

At the same workplace (on a different floor than I worked) there was a real problem. Employees would walk in to the bathroom to find a pile of poo on the floor!!! Whispers began as they tried to figure out just who the "mad bomber" was They tried to narrow it down by when employees and/or temps left and when the bombings stopped.

[Mags 112]

Where I used to work there was a man that also had a cleaning business on the side. He told me a story once that while cleaning at a dentist's office one night he went to the bathroom to fill the soap dispenser. In the dispenser was floating a #######!!!! Since the bathroom was available to patients as well, there is no way to know who did such a dastardly deed but to think they were washing their hands with the soap that day....

At the same workplace (on a different floor than I worked) there was a real problem. Employees would walk in to the bathroom to find a pile of poo on the floor!!! Whispers began as they tried to figure out just who the "mad bomber" was They tried to narrow it down by when employees and/or temps left and when the bombings stopped.

Ditto.....

[BJZags 17]

Everyday... same time, same stall

Poster child for a fiber-diet I guess!

[Henia 11]

If I can do it silently

I'd rather poop in their toilet than mine. However I can give you some tips to keep your pooping anonymous. If someone walks in, lift your feet up so they can't recognize the shoes.

I also think that everyone should read the book, "Everyone Poops" highly recommended to me by Sarah.

OMG too crazy!

[wjr 3]

I know a woman who will hold it all day until she gets home and if she can't hold it she actually leaves work to do it and then comes back.

So.....do you poop at work?

Got to tell you I was having a really CRAPPY day......lol. But this has made me my day. I for one do not like to poop any where public. Not only because of cleanliness, but mainly for the noise. So embarrassing. I hate when you have to go and you try to be quiet, and then before you know it this loud sound sneaks out and you can't seem to stop it< you then think in your head SHHHHHHHHH....SHHHHHHH.... SHUT UP!!!!!! LMAO, but true. And I can not stand for the woman next to me to be gruntin and groanin and just letting rip I just want to pass out when that happens.

[meauxna 15]

Is this where we'd post the story about the woman who got banned by the airline because of her farts?

Flatulent Faux Pas Causes Emergency Jet Landing

God I hope so, because if there is a better place for this on this site... oh dear.