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Jenn! Grand Master

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

Huh??? Why? Why would my body do that?

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb. :yes:

My youngest son used to do logs that just wouldn't flush no matter how many times he tried. He used to call me for help when he was little lol I used to look at them and scratch my head cause I couldn't figure out how something so large could come out of such a skinny little kid :blink: When he was older (in his young teens) his older brother and him where waiting on a train station when he decided he just needed to go. Well as usual it wouldn't flush but it did manage to block the toilet resulting in flooding the public restroom and out onto the platform. He hasn't lived that one down.

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

Ahhhh my head hurts. Too many double negatives.

Unless ... doesn't ... not ... unless?

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I was looking for this lil schtick on the 'work poop' which I found funny, so I googled 'work poop' and I found this

http://www.workpoop.com/ <---calculate how much your poop makes, lol

the thing I was looking for is here:

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Work_poop

Lol @ the pooping friends network...

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

:lol::lol::lol:

There is some nasty women at work that leave their ####### in the throne too.

I just dont understand why someone would take a number 2 and not flush it.

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I was looking for this lil schtick on the 'work poop' which I found funny, so I googled 'work poop' and I found this

http://www.workpoop.com/ <---calculate how much your poop makes, lol

the thing I was looking for is here:

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Work_poop

Lol @ the pooping friends network...

:lol::lol::lol: I so love the second link

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

Oh man the other day someone didn't flush and I couldn't get rid of it.... like it was

effing glued to the bottom or something! I flushed 10 times and it was still there.

I had to use a newspaper to push it down. Gross!

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sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

Oh man the other day someone didn't flush and I couldn't get rid of it.... like it was

effing glued to the bottom or something! I flushed 10 times and it was still there.

I had to use a newspaper to push it down. Gross!

Ewwww, you touched it by proxy! :yes:

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

Huh??? Why? Why would my body do that?

I dunno! I haven't gone anywhere but home since I was a kid. Except if the vacation lasts more than a week.

*Alexandra*

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

Huh??? Why? Why would my body do that?

I dunno! I haven't gone anywhere but home since I was a kid. Except if the vacation lasts more than a week.

So if your hols lasted 5 days......???? :blink:

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

Huh??? Why? Why would my body do that?

I dunno! I haven't gone anywhere but home since I was a kid. Except if the vacation lasts more than a week.

So if your hols lasted 5 days......???? :blink:

:blink: is right!

don't think i go a day without taking a dump. heck, i'd do it on the side ofthe road if i have to.

to answer to op, yes. do not beleive in holding it. plus, save on tp.

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I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

I don't get THAT!!! If you gotta go, you gotta go. How does your body know where you are and how can you possibly wait until you are home?

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