Do you poop at work?

[SMOKE 1,426]

yes. like a pack mule. & i usually turn the light out when i leave, to turn off the exhaust fan.

[Jasman0717 9]

Of course

[LaL 418]

I work from home!

[NavarreMan 10]

If I have to, yes? Our bathrooms are cleaned twice a day and have those paper cover things you can use over the seat for people who might be concerned about how sanitary things are.

We call them #ss-gaskets

Edited October 26, 2007 by NavarreMan

[yassmine2878 1]

at work, we call it a "tech data dump"

For some folks its more like a full-on core dump.

I taught Ahmed new slang last night: Chocolate Crocodile. I love the way he says it "Shock-o-let Crrrrrrrock-o-dill"

If I have to, yes? Our bathrooms are cleaned twice a day and have those paper cover things you can use over the seat for people who might be concerned about how sanitary things are.

We call them #ss-gaskets

We do too. I use them to wallpaper other people's cubes when they p!ss me off

[almaty 19]

yes. like a pack mule. & i usually turn the light out when i leave, to turn off the exhaust fan.

same here... i like to make a racket also...cuss ..kick the stall wall..usually claers out the sh!thouse...

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

AH HA HA HA HAAAAA!

[pbgirl 1]

OMG...what a thread!! LOL

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I've heard all kinds of phrases for announcing it at work.

-Dropping the kids off at the pool.

-Gotta see a man about a horse.

-I'll be in my office now.

And some worse ones than that.

Edited October 27, 2007 by OlivianWaleed

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

LMAO!!!

OMG this made me laugh so hard...

I will if I absolutely have to!!! But otherwise, I wait till I get home

[yassmine2878 1]

yes. like a pack mule. & i usually turn the light out when i leave, to turn off the exhaust fan.

same here... i like to make a racket also...cuss ..kick the stall wall..usually claers out the sh!thouse...

OMG brother dean, isnt grabbing onto that silver bar enough leverage? Do you have to put footprints on the walls, too?

I've heard all kinds of phrases for announcing it at work.

-Dropping the kids off at the pool.

-Gotta see a man about a horse.

-I'll be in my office now.

And some worse ones than that.

My favorite euphemism is "making honey". However, ever since having seen the chocolate crocodile comment a few pages back, that's now the new saying around the house. I taught it to Ahmed last night and I looooove the way he says it "Shock-o-let Crrrrrrrrrrock-o-dill"

[Queen Jenn 0]

I have no problem using the facilities at work. Good thing, too, 'cause today I got put on some heavy antibiotics and there was NO WAY I'd have made it home

[mRx 16]

I will use the john while I am at work. However, some of the native Iraqis will actually stand on top of the toilet seat and try to aim a duece into the hole, but it rarely works. It usually just sprays across the back wall. In that case, I'll just go release the chocolate hostage elsewhere.

[almaty 19]

lol,,,

pinching a loaf

i hate to be at the urinal..okay sink..taking a leak and here someone struggling..makes me ask.."hey you want me to get a log chain and give you a hand

[yassmine2878 1]

lol,,,

pinching a loaf

i hate to be at the urinal..okay sink..taking a leak and here someone struggling..makes me ask.."hey you want me to get a log chain and give you a hand

A log chain????????