The SteveAndTiff Identity

[Jacque67 7,328]

Men clearly don't notice anything

Psssh.

i lived with a guy who was obsessed with hygiene. He never ate left-overs and through anything over a day old in the trash. Even when he visited his parents he would take things out of their refrigerator and bin them !

[The Mean Lady 604]

i lived with a guy who was obsessed with hygiene. He never ate left-overs and through anything over a day old in the trash. Even when he visited his parents he would take things out of their refrigerator and bin them !

Okay... I'm glad you noticed..... I guess?

[SAT 9,609]

i lived with a guy who was obsessed with hygiene. He never ate left-overs and through anything over a day old in the trash. Even when he visited his parents he would take things out of their refrigerator and bin them !

You lived with tiff? And, she used to be a guy??

Here comes the Sunday morning phone calls......

[The Mean Lady 604]

ooomg.

This f*cking passport spammer.

He posts his email address.

I just want to sign him up for various spam himself.

[SAT 9,609]

Do it !

And while you're at it. Return all the junk mail into the mailbox. Make the companies pay postage.....

"Smithers, release the hounds. And get me some new hounds......"

[The Mean Lady 604]

i wish there was a website that just sent a bunch of spam to an email address.

Something like sendmespam.com.

I have no idea if that exists but I don't suggest anyone click that if it's a link.

[Jacque67 7,328]

You lived with tiff? And, she used to be a guy??

Here comes the Sunday morning phone calls......

You guessed right. ( just noticed my spelling mistake, it is late evening here and I have been drinking). Tiff wanted me to break the news gently, but now the cat is out of the bag..,

No this guy was a nut. He is a doctor and treated the kitchen like an operating room. He was constantly sterilizing the chopping board, the knives etc. It drove me nuts!

[SAT 9,609]

You guessed right. ( just noticed my spelling mistake, it is late evening here and I have been drinking). Tiff wanted me to break the news gently, but now the cat is out of the bag..,

No this guy was a nut. He is a doctor and treated the kitchen like an operating room. He was constantly sterilizing the chopping board, the knives etc. It drove me nuts!

Did he wanna sterilize you prior to making whoopie? And did he try to perform medical experiments on you?

[The Mean Lady 604]

I signed this guy up for a couple of newsletters.

[SAT 9,609]

i wish there was a website that just sent a bunch of spam to an email address.

Something like sendmespam.com.

I have no idea if that exists but I don't suggest anyone click that if it's a link.

Maybe you can charge 1 cent per spam and make 1 million dollas.......

[Jacque67 7,328]

Did he wanna sterilize you prior to making whoopie? And did he try to perform medical experiments on you?

You have no idea!

[SAT 9,609]

You have no idea!

Did he often douse you with alcohol?

I had a dentist ex-gf, she was always trying to clean ma teeth.....

[The Mean Lady 604]

I got a tiny randall in my kinder egg yesterday.

I didn't even notice it was a Monsters University one and now I want more =[

[Jacque67 7,328]

Did he often douse you with alcohol?

I had a dentist ex-gf, she was always trying to clean ma teeth.....

He was always spraying my hands with alcohol, loved sex in the shower and the would spend hours cleaning himself after . And that is only the tip of the iceberg

[SAT 9,609]

He musta thought you had the cooties