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Funny part 4. The friend that I hung up on....his friend was burglarized. Wanted to ask me the cops are taking so long to respond. How dahell do I know??

He says the alarm was circumvented.....I said that's rare. Because anyone who knows how to circumvent an alarm isn't wasting their time on a residential burglary.....

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Even the American currency we, and baby god daddy gave we're stolen. And the engraved Tiffany& co. bracelet..... I told tiff. See? You wanna show off? Start life rich? Daddy bought house and ca

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I'm going to have to hire a logistics guy for 55k a year, and take it out of everyone else's salaries.....

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Well, it seems I lost 9kg (19 pounds or so in Imperial) over the past 4 weeks. And I had my band fill yesterday without any major issues though it took 3 attempts for the consultant to find the entry

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And friends that I haven't heard from in awhile suddenly wants to know if I'm going boating....really? Maybe they're looking for relief from this heat? I can't entertain them right now I'm sorry to say.....

And my daughter is ever more demanding lol.......

I think I know a famous quote by that prolific person......

"FML"

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Now there's a guy on the phone. Asking me how to buy a car....

That was 20 minutes ago. Immediately after that call, I get a call from another guy about HR-218.

I've been home for an hr and 40 minutes, and have not been able to get off the effing phone....

So, I will now shut myself off from the outside world......

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Turn off the phone! I find it works wonders. It's funny how many people will think you've up and died. though.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Pull the battery out of the phone, put said battery in the freezer.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Been there, done that. In the last version, I hired a nanny and personal assistant (2 humans) after getting divorced. Worked well for about 7 years.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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I used to have a cleaning lady that my neighbor recommended. Then one day my neighbor told me that she stole from her. Well, so, I fired the cleaning lady. 2 months later, my neighbor told me that it was revealed that it was her nephew that stole from her.....how embarrassed was I? So I did the human thing, and called the cleaning lady to apologize. She was pleasant, but has already filled up her schedule. In the end, my neighbor and I lost a good cleaning lady...

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You should get divorced, first, Steve-O.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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hahahha.

You should really get what you want, inside of your own home. If that's not happening, you should change that.

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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