The SteveAndTiff Identity

[SAT 9,609]

I told one guy to go call a tow truck for a broken down company car, and three people are outside for 2 hrs looking at it. I'm here by myself answering the phones. Today is payday, I've already had one tell me she's leaving at 12......

We give a bonus check in July to carry these knuckleheads through the summer bills.....

[moemac59 192]

I totally understand what my husband says about them now.

Apparently a whole crock of them complain on toy boards about how they can't have certain exclusive toys in Quebec because the packaging isn't translated.

But, they dug their own hole.

So they can't complain.

I hear they want to be their own country too.

Then yes, they're talking about Quebec.

Unless they were BEING quebec, then they're talking about the rest of us.

Don't even get me started on Quebec!! When I worked in the hospitality industry, we ALWAYS got people coming in to our establishment from Quebec and they wouuld always speak french instead of english. Even though I understand a little french, I would never acknowledge it. I made them speak to me in English.

I say go ahead and seperate, take half the national debt with you, get your own currency and close your borders. See how you will make out without the rest of Canada behind you. Damn French Canadians.

[SAT 9,609]

And the French Canadian women don't shave.....

[NikLR 13,227]

Nope we didn't have the same guy then. My dude wasn't white.

Canadians b!tch just as much as anyone else, we are just generally circumspect about who we complain to. Wouldn't do to b!tch about Americans to their face would it? Not unless it's all haha just kidding around, let's have a beer, haha, no a GOOD beer, haha, cheers.

I'll admit I get more for my money down here for most things, but I think it's because majority of you are so cheap you squeak when you walk. (As said by my mother in law who's from Alabama, lol)

I need to do something with my lazy butt. I can't really call anyone fat and lazy right now without being seriously hypocritical.

[moemac59 192]

Bastards.

Canada should be renamed like this:

Quebec: Selfish Canada

Everywhere Else: Nice America

After I left the consulate in Montreal, I was going with the flow of traffic. I got flagged down by a copy who, when he approached the car, starting speaking in French. When I didn't respond, he asked me if I spoke English in English...duh... I have Ontario plates on my car dumbass. He then gave me a speeding ticket but would not tell me how fast I was going over the speed limit. He was such a #######. I think the reason that he pulled me over was because I had Ontario plates.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm boycotting all French Canadian things for you guys!

[NikLR 13,227]

Lol because there are so many French Canadian things to boycott?

[SAT 9,609]

I'm on the brink of losing my cool in the office with all the nonsense. Stupid effin questions asked today.......

How do I get on the website to look at my pay statement ( from a 10 year employee)

How do I get to court? (From a 7 year employee)

Where are the 2013 files? (From a 5 year employee)

I think they've been here too long and think I'm their buddy?

Lol because there are so many French Canadian things to boycott?

Wine, cheese?

Whiny cheesy women?

[SAT 9,609]

Are the 2013 files in a different place than yesterday?

Did the kings county court bldgs move?

Did you not have to look at your pay statements in the past 10 years? Because we're paying you so much, that you don't need to worry about money?

[SAT 9,609]

Ok, Larry, curly, and moe.......

I tell Larry to get a company car towed in. He decides that he can jump start it. And he does, so curly and moe follow in another car to drop off the first car at the shop......

The first car breaks down on the highway. Now I have 3 guys and 2 cars out. They call to get another guy to go there in a third car, to fetch curly and moe. Leaving Larry to sit there in the good car to wait for tow on the bad car in 92 degree heat. I'm waiting for another call when the good car overheats and they need a second tow.....

3 stooges in shirts and ties doing this. 3 professional college grads.......

[SAT 9,609]

I'm going to have to hire a logistics guy for 55k a year, and take it out of everyone else's salaries.....

[SAT 9,609]

I'm going to provide free pens, and various #######.....

New office furniture, new everything......

Freeze pay raises, eliminate bonuses.

[moemac59 192]

I'm on the brink of losing my cool in the office with all the nonsense. Stupid effin questions asked today.......

How do I get on the website to look at my pay statement ( from a 10 year employee)

How do I get to court? (From a 7 year employee)

Where are the 2013 files? (From a 5 year employee)

I think they've been here too long and think I'm their buddy?

Wine, cheese?

Whiny cheesy women?

When I worked in my old job, I knew where ever file was in the filing cabinet and in our computer system in relation to any of my highrise projects. My replacement was blown away and a year late I am still getting emails from him asking where things are even though I explained where to find everything.

People are so lazy and would rather aske than look for the info first.

Steve, you need to clean house!!

I am still waiting to start my job. I got a phone call on Friday telling me that my criminal check came back okay..duh...but now they need to do a criminal check in Canada so here I sit at home waiting......

[SAT 9,609]

I hope you start soon moe. You must be getting antsy sitting around. People with good working habits don't like to sit around...

[Caryh 5,206]

That's fairly true cary

The problem with the Chinese is, they're all from fujian and spread out all over the USA. When Minnesota has an ICE raid, they all flock back to NYC.

Here they are known as "fooks"

Most of our illegals here are from south of the border. Those from Asia are a pretty small percentage of the total.