The SteveAndTiff Identity

[The Mean Lady 604]

I think your wife would object

I left my makeup remover in the car and I legit really do have bright blue eyeshadow on today >=[

[SAT 9,609]

Technicalities.....

I left my makeup remover in the car and I legit really do have bright blue eyeshadow on today >=[

Use paint thinner as a substitute

[The Mean Lady 604]

No that makes my fingers white

[Darnell 8,479]

Now that lea Michele is single, she should be with someone like me

and for three-fiddy, I can find her someone 'like' you.

Not you, but someone 'like' you. Similar to..

[TBoneTX 46,125]

It's about 11 hours driving.

Be damned careful driving down the Oklahoma panhandle. The pigs are flying around Guymon. I got two speeding tickets in the span of one hour, sigh man.

Edited July 18, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Tiff has a nice butt. No I'm not showing you guys pics...

All this talk about butts is inspiring me to administer another wedgie to Mrs. T-B., si man. I got in some good ones while Mama-Mrs.-T-B. was here, gee man, and they seemed to impress her favorably, whee man.

On a closely related subject, I can now walk around the house in my underwear again, and I am able to comply when 2.5-year-old Mini-Bone orders, "Daddy, off pants!" The first time I did it since Mama-Mrs.-T-B. left, Mini-B. pointed and said, "Daddy's dypee!"

Edited July 18, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Meanie, T-bone musta missed your pics, and he doesn't believe me when I said that you're blonde and weigh 300 lbs.....

I missed the pics, sigh man. Pics or Meanie didn't happen, si and no man.

Thought for the Day: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture, no man.

Calculus is the "study of change".

Calculus is what the dentist scrapes off one's teeth, eee man.

And Algebra is the national language of Algeria, A+B=C man.

Obviously it's way past bedtime again, zzz man.

Edited July 18, 2013 by TBoneTX

[moemac59 193]

Verrazano narrows bridge....manhattan is 6 miles past that

I will make sure that when I run the marathon, I will stay on the top and not the lower level because everyone who runs on the top level uses it as a port-o-pottie.

Great shot Steve

[The Mean Lady 604]

LOL hubby's visa is already at the loomis facility.

[SAT 9,609]

I will make sure that when I run the marathon, I will stay on the top and not the lower level because everyone who runs on the top level uses it as a port-o-pottie.

Great shot Steve

Thanks. That's where my boat spits out. That's why always that shot.

It's very crowded at the start of the race. You have to basically fight for a pole position. The Verrazano will be the best view of the race. And the 59th street bridge (queensboro bridge). The Bronx has the least amount of spectators.

[SAT 9,609]

LOL hubby's visa is already at the loomis facility.

Is that where they make Loomis fishing poles?

[SAT 9,609]

Gotta go to work......later.....

[Caryh 5,206]

No evidence needed.

Must be these good looks that persuaded them.

Congrats! Must have been, a kindly old lady like your picture always persuades me.

[Caryh 5,206]

More like husband bringing wife.

I'm the USC.

I left montreal at 10am this morning.

I'm enjoying masterchef on my couch while not packing.

Maybe he saw the two of you bickering in the waiting area and thought, yah they're married.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Maybe he saw the two of you bickering in the waiting area and thought, yah they're married.

Did none of that!

In fact he never saw us the way the room is set up.

Just a casual conversation with us being embarrassed and laughing made him realize it was all legit.

Plus we've been married for over 2.5years and anyone whose chasing a green card doesn't wait that long lmao.